One, some stupid american leaves a window open during a “Routine Drive”in a Lion Park in South Africa. A meter away she winds down the window to get a photo and the Lion does what it supposed do, – mauls the cunt.
Next – The backpacker inquiry into how a year or so back, a backpacker can “fall off a canyon ledge” in the center of Australia. Simple answer? You don’t, unless you fucking choose to. And, when all the guides and mates have removed selfies and posts of themselves hanging off an edge – isnt it obvious?
In addition to those that swim in Shark Beaches, Crocodile Areas and go missing fishing off rocks, why do these cunts think they are exempt from Nature?
Least we forget of course there’s cunts that fall off balconies.
They all should be nominated for Darwin Awards, not an Obituary the cunts.
Nominated by: King Cunt
I see one of these tourist cunts was recently a victim of a hit and run by the band of the Coldstream guards. Daft cunts.
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The best thing about that, was that it turned out the dumb cunt isn’t just English, he’s also Ex-RAF. So the thick twat should have known better.
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It’s not that they think they’re exempt from nature, more that they don’t realise that nature has zero tolerance of stupidity. It should be common sense that if you’re watching lions in their natural environment, and you’re in the relative safety of a car, you KEEP THE FUCKING WINDOWS AND DOORS CLOSED. Similarly, If you’re near the edge of a cliff, it should be common sense that you do everything you can to ensure you don’t fall over the edge. Because…y’know…gravity works.
When out in nature, if you don’t think, you don’t live. It’s that simple.
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The lady in question is Katherine Chappell a graphic effects editor who has worked on Game of thrones and other shite. Seems like she got Ramsey Snow’ed but all jokes aside who the fuck goes to africa to take pic’s of a Lioness Like what was she thinking? “Honey pull up beside that lion I want to do something daring! get me within striking distance and roll the window down” we all know how much lions love cameras. There is a reason they have zoo’s and bars around their habitat to protect you.
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A few years ago some stupid tourist cunt attempted to jump from a second floor hotel window, across a VERY wide footpath, and into Auckland harbour. Funnily enough the cunt didn’t make it and smashed to death on said footpath. I laughed like fuck.
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Why do tourists that come from ‘driving on the right’ countries (I’m looking at you America and China) so arrogantly assume every other country does as well? The Yanks and Chinks come here in huge numbers, jump into their hire cars after a 13 hour flight, promptly fuck off up the wrong side of the road, crash, and then bleat ” but no one told us” or ” there are no signs telling us to keep left”. Complete and utter dumb-as-fuck cunts.
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Looking on the bright side its Glastonbury this weekend.
Which means that the rest of the UK will be largely irritating bellend and obnoxious twat free.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
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It also means that it’ll be fucking raining.
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Bomb Glastonbury….
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I prefer rain actually, I can’t stand hot weather or even warm weather .Just don’t have the skin for it I like moody weather for some fucked up reason.
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So, did anyone pick Patrick MacNee for the dead pool? Only he died today aged 93.
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Yes I predicted it and sent it by post. Has it arrived yet ?
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Short answer? No.
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David Cameron deserves a cunting. For the past couple of years, he’s been droning on about getting reforms and clawing back powers from the EU. He’s been doing this, despite the fact the leaders of the EU, and heads of member states, having been consistently telling him he can go and fuck himself, and that he’d better do as he’s told.
To anyone with a brain, it’s been patently clear from the start that Cameron’s chances of renegotiating treaties and clawing back powers from the EU were roughly the same as a South African Mars probe finding Rupert the Bear moonwalking with Michael Jackson. Tonight, he’s finally admitted that there will be no treaty change before the referendum. Which means that despite talking to the heads of each member state over the past few months, he has absolutely fuck all to show for that jet setting, except a huge fuel bill that you and I will have to pay for.
Cameron is an arrogant cunt. Even his own his mother once admitted that he never listened to anyone but himself. He knows full well that He’s not going to get anything from those spunk monkeys who run the EU, but he carries on regardless with the pretence that he’s going to renegotiate Britain’s membership of the New Soviet Union. So arrogant, and contemptuous of the British people is Cameron, that he seems to assume we’re all a bunch of drooling morons, who won’t notice that he’s wasting his time.
We all know that Cameron, like most of those tools in Westminster, is a rabid Europhile. And the reason he’s running around all the EU countries, is that he’s stalling on holding the referendum. He seems to be hoping that something is going to happen that will turn the heads of the British people. Something that will give him a unanimous yes vote to staying in the EU. He’s wrong. Just like he’s wrong over winning concessions. Every President and Prime Minister of an EU member state has told Cameron that Britain will not any treaty changes. They were unequivocal. Yet Cameron deliberately doesn’t hear them.
And it’s not just the EU charade that ignores the will of the British people over. There’s also foreign aid, immigration, defence, education, etc. He has his own plans for what should happen with them, and those are the plans his government will be going with and fuck everyone else. I’m at a point now where I hate Cameron even more than I hate Gordon Brown. And I fucking despise Gordon Brown.
Eventually, we will get the referendum. Personally, I think Cameron and the EuroQuislings will get their way. If, however, a miracle happens and the majority vote to leave the EU, that won’t be the end of it. Does anyone seriously believe that Cameron and most especially, the EU, will simply accept and respect that decision? Of course they won’t. France and Ireland both had referenda on some issue regarding the EU about ten years ago. Initially, both countries voted no to whatever it was they were having a referendum on. So there you had it, the people had spoken. Democracy in action. Except it wasn’t. Because the EU refused to accept defeat and made the French and Irish hold another referendum.
The same will happen here. If we vote to leave the EU, Cameron will make us vote again. And again. And again. Until we vote to stay in. And even IF the result is respected, Cameron and the EU will make our withdrawal as prolonged and painful as possible, in the hope we’ll get fed up and decide to stay in the EU.
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So in summation, Eton and all those other ‘exclusive’ schools are hot beds of PAEDOPHILIA ?
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It always seems to me that only the referendum results that the governments like are irrevocable. Why is that?
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According to news reports, “Cameron is being advised to remain vague, say informed sources, not to list his demands too specifically lest he make himself a hostage of his own position. There is unlikely to be a detailed written list of reforms that he can be measured against. ‘David Cameron’s strategic approach is not to come up with specific things,’ said a continental politician who has spoken to the prime minister…”
Typical Chicken Dave = stay vague, so he can’t be pinned down on details, then he and his chums at the Mail and the Sun can talk up his “unprecedented success” at winning “important concessions” with no inconvenient evidence or unfulfilled agendas to contradict him.
And the electorate will never be properly informed (as usual).
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And the Harold MacMillan trophy for bumsex goes to……
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I’m off wild camping tomorrow afternoon. I’m having a long weekend, so three nights sleeping in my DD hammock, cooking my food on an open fire. And I’ll be all alone and miles from anyone else. So peace and quiet for three days. Fucking bliss.
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Watch out for the lions and crocodiles!!!
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to be honnest war corispondents deserve the biggist cunting ever! firstly when the shit is really flying they are not there, then when it stops they turn up and pretend its still going on and are in mortal danger, should anything happen whilst they are there they are more than happy to film you as you writhe in agony instead of doing the decent thing and dragging you away from the cause of the problem……. and lastley most importantly they ask stupid fucking questions! whilst working abroad wearing a uniform and carrying an assault rifle one dumb fuck walked up to me and said “what are you doing here?” classic!
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A worthy cunting…
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