The BBC, and specifically their policy of having at least one woman on every panel show is a cunt.
I’m basing this on Have I Got News For You, as Mock The Week became unwatchable since Frankie Boyle left. Every week, we have to put up with some simpering unfunny cunt in the interests of “balance”. When “professional comedian” Josie Long (a cunt of astonishing cuntness) is effortlessly out-funnied by Jacob Rees-Mogg (an MP), you’d think someone would have thought “hold on, this policy is crap”. Sadly not. The guardian-worshiping cunts.
Nominated by : Guardian Hater
Was Mock The Week EVER funny though…? BBC Comedy Commissioners seem unable to distinguish between sarcasm and wit or between comedic delivery and comedic content, no matter what the gender of panellists.
Ironically (given the OP’s screen name) Frankie Boyle’s insights can still be enjoyed thanks to his regular column in….The Guardian.
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He knocks out a column for The Sun occasionally too, surprisingly (or not!)
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Haha the guardian, Yeah but the real question is , Is Boyle gonna join ISIS? seeing his beard appears to be getting bigger .
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Occasionally, it was mildly humorous. The problem with BBC shows like Mock the Week, is that they only ever have far left “comedians” on. The sort who make (to borrow Russell Brand’s favourite insult), snide, sneering and usually nasty “jokes” about people they don’t like. I haven’t watched it for a couple of years now, but I was always surprised that they never had Sandi Toksvig on. Not while I was watching anyway. She would have been the perfect choice for the show. Far left, as funny as stepping in dog shit, and a dyke.
Actually I’m surprised I watched it as long as I did. Hugh Dennis was occasionally funny, Russell Howard was consistently smug, self righteous and possessed of the false belief he was superior to those who didn’t share his views. Mark Addison…meh. Then you had that bald mockney twat, whose name has escaped me, plus that equally bald Irish twat who’s good at maths.
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Some would say that women are only good for fucking. They can be funny, but that doesn’t mean they’re amusing.
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Mock The Week has always been shit…. Boyle was alright, but that smug, bald bogtrotter is about as funny as a tax bill… Have I Got News For You should have died a death years ago… Talk about flogging a dead horse… To make it worse there is a cunt like Miranda Hart, Sandi Toksvig, Josie Long and Jo Brand on it every week….. They should get US comedienne, Rachel Bloom, on the show… What a pair she has got…
‘Wimmin’ don’t just infest panel shows, they’re on bloody football programmes now… Gabby Logan and that screeching cunt, Jacqui Oatley, now, but how many more will there be? And that bint who does ‘commentary’ (for want of a better word!) on MOTD is like a fucking dog whistle….
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There is talk of the BBC putting a female in the new Top Gear line up, it seems Top Gear fans are being punished and in need of some gender equality training post Clarkson.
Suzi Perry has been proffered for the role… This cunt thinks she is ‘the queen of tech’… I shat more tech know how down the toilet this morning than that cunt will ever possess. The gadget show is wank, 6th Form college Tech clubs have more ability, knowledge and charisma than all of those presenters put together.
And don’t get me started on F1 Coverage. She is little more than ‘token cunt’ (literally), constantly interrupting during interviews with banal musings and confusing almost every engineering principle in order to appear learnid in application engineering, aerodynamics, and thermodynamics (thats the study of heat/combustion engine design and construction to those who are not spanner monkeys). I spent 9 years learning and studying my trade and I despise cunts like this dumbing it down to make themselves look good.
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Must admit those subjects sound quite complicated. However I believe I have an example of what you describe in my W164 naturally aspirated 6.3 AMG. Clarkson was always a big fan of the Affalterbach savages and so am I having owned two of them. I am currently hanging my nose over a C63 and if any of you cunts know of a circa 08/09 CL65 AMG I would be more than interested. Quite what Suzi Perry or Jodie Kidd would bring to the last bastion of men behaving badly is beyond me. And Chris Evans is a car collector, he doesn’t actually know anything about them. His fucking collections are all hermetically sealed and gloated over. Sad cunt. Jeremy clarkson is an arrogant cunt who has an exquisite knowledge of cars and who has absolutely no fucking equal anywhere. Nothing lasts forever though eh?
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Indeed, 6250cm3 of robust, hand made engineering displacement made by sausage eating, beer drinking german men to the finest tolerances. I’m a real cunt when it comes to quality and detail like that, anything less is an imposter.
Technology is temporary, but engineering is permanent. I don’t know which cunt said that but I like it so I’m plagiarising it.
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That fucking cunting chef in his Kia Sorento who is all about quality.
I hope the fucker drives off a cliff.
Cunt
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‘I just really like the quality’
The words Korea and quality are not often used in the same sentence.
Clearly he is not a very good Chef otherwise we would all be subjected to his white Twat Panzer of the Audi varietal most probably. Sad, myopic cliche cunt.
I would guess that these pond feeders have no idea about quality other than ‘golf club status’. Quality to these cunts is every other cunt buying something. So long as it looks that part and does not cost too much, thats the English way. Cunts.
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Suzi Perry spent years as a MotoGP presenter slagging off F1, then she lost that gig, spent a bit of time in the wilderness and guess what? She ends up on F1 and blabbering on about how awesome it is even though she knows just as much about F1 as she did about bikes, ie. fuck all.
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She’s no oil painting but I wouldn’t mind a go on her.
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Suzi would be adequate for Top Gear, but not ideal… That blonde who does the F1 on Sky Sports (Rachel Brookes) seems more knowledgeable and is much fitter….
More Women’s World Cup comedy… Don’t they always (and I mean always!) find something to moan about…. I might have bloody well known….
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33195641
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I was reading all the stuff about Suzi Perry thinking it referred to Suzi Dent and getting very confused.
Top Gear is watched exclusively by cunts. They can have Toksvig, Balding and Russel CUNTING Brand hosting it for all I care.
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No, not Russell Brand, I just can’t take that. In the history of the human race never has a more worthless, talentless, pointless, wanking, cuntfest, bastard, fucking shithead, turd, fucking, cuntbastard ever strangled the greatest language on earth and infested a cunt sized space in the multiverse. He is a fucking shiteating, piss-stained beard wearing cunt of the highest possible order. I would put a fucking Russell Brand shaped dent in the bonnet of my treasured ML63 I despise that cuntfuck so much……….please, never mention his name again unless it is in the dead pool….
I am going for a lie down now.
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Brand is proof that you can sell your soul to the devil for wealth and fame or in this case infamy , Russell has even said he use to frequent gay bars when he was younger so I’m sure he is gay when he has to be a poof. He has no talent there is a reason people scream parklife at him.
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He has already been cunted 6 times its only a matter of time its a 7th .
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Who fucking decided Women should be allowed out of the kitchen?
And who the fuck thought that Women could do ‘comedy’?
They are all the fucking same, unfunny misandrists who all base their routines of that fat old pig Jo Brand,
Sara Pascoe, Roisin Conaty, Jenny Eclair, Ronni Ancona, Andi Osho, & of course Sarah Millican
Not a funny witticism, joke or even mildly amusing anecdote from any of them.
If I was Jo Brand I would sue Sarah Millican for plagiarism!
Millican is the Peter Kay of the comedy scene, the same 3 jokes & routine for the last 15 years and they have the cheek to release the same DVD every year but the Plebs go buy it like fucking sheep
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I walked out of a Jenny Eclair gig some years ago. (Wife bought the tickets) Lasted 35 minutes. Fuck knows how I stood it for that long. Same old wimmins humour. Tampons, menstrual cycles, husband can’t piss in straight line, men leaving the toilet seat up…Nothing, but nothing new. Bet she does the same material now, 15 years later. She’s an unfunny, slack-skinned hag… Like an Iceland chicken when all the pumped in fatty water has been drained off. Very funny to look at, not even mildly amusing to listen to. Fucking cunt.
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