Be it the cunt in the street who sees me lighting up a cigarette and swerves over the pavement trying to scrounge one off me with a cheery “Scuse mate, have you got a spare fag for me”? and then instantly follows it up with a mouth full of abuse when they get directed to the nearest tobacconist (20 Bensons are £9.30 FFS! I guard these things like I would guard a pallet load of cash!).
The irritating chuggers (charity muggers – AKA chunts) that now litter every high street in the kingdom , who bound up to you and block your path, trying to get you to sign up to some direct debit charity bollocks that I wouldn’t give to in a million years.
I have found that the correct response to “Excuse me Sir, do you have a minute to talk about the abused children of Pakistan”? is in fact “No, but I do own a nine stone Rottweiler and a frighteningly short temper and I’m happy to introduce you to both of them, now get the fuck out of my way!”
What really brings this to the fore is that where I live, we have scrounger’s corner. This is the place that every pisshead, junkie and sad act cunt seem to congregate on a rolling basis looking for handouts from the unwary leaving the local supermarket.
Well, I am fucking wary and fucking weary of the bullshit sob stories trotted out by useless cunts trying to part me from my hard earned.
Yesterday’s little gem was some scrote giving me a pile of steaming shit about having ADHD, OCD and numerous other imagined illnesses along with the “I used to live in Manchester and if you can give me a bit of cash I can get back there to my family……..I haven’t eaten in eight days.”
This cunt got directed to the nearest hospital with a two fingered salute and a hearty “Now fuck off!” The cunt didn’t even have a Manc accent. Stupid prick!
Last weekend one of the regulars who doesn’t seem to realise that she has now tried to scrounge off me in three separate locations, tried the “I’ve lost my purse, can you give me some money to get home” bullshit.
She is quite convincing with a panicked look, also direct and to the point. I have to give her that.
What she forgot is that when I asked her where she lives, this time it was Richmond. Last time I saw her was in Victoria station and all she needed was £80 for a train ticket to Bolton, where her family live. I pointed out that trains to Bolton don’t go from Victoria and that she would be better off getting a coach as these are much cheaper. That was met with a tirade of four letter abuse.
Frankly put, I hope they all die screaming, as they get their head stamped on by a gang of hoodrat cunts.
Nominated by: Odin’s Balls
Fucking cunts that support the miserable fucking jock cunt Andy ‘I’m a boring cunt’ Murray wind me up good and fucking proper!!!
I fucking hate Jocks and really really hate the jock cunt Murray………but I hate those that support him as we have no decent Engligh tennis players every year when Wimblebollocks comes on the TV even more!!!
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It is sickening, I agree… When loads of tosspots from England wave their Union Jacks on ‘Henman Hill’, are dressed up like they are at the 1977 Silver Jubilee, and cheering on ‘Brit’ Andy Murray… A bit like all those cunts cheering on Jack Charlton’s Ireland at USA 94 because England failed to qualify… Colonialism at its most revolting…
As for Wimbledon, I’ll watch Sharapova (not half!), but sod the rest of it….
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Is it not called Murray Mount or something equally nauseating now?
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The Greeks are now the world’s biggest scroungers. But I know what you mean Odin. These cunts on the streets are a fucking nuisance. And it’s amazing how they can all afford tattoos, cigarettes and whatever alcoholic or non-alcoholic drug they’re partial to but none of them can afford a cup of coffee.
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That bends my head: when people ask, ‘Have you got a light?’
Surely any smoker worth their salt has a lighter or some matches?
Fucking hell, it’s not hard and they’re not expensive… I was never without a light when I was a smoker…
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Tattoos have to be the cuntiest thing to do to yourself I’m not against people getting them but why would you pay hard earned pounds to get marked up so you can better your ego and have a conversation piece. Tats can get very expensive and if later want them removed twice as expensive , The Yakuza get their whole body tattooed some even the cock gets tattooed. @Norman They just want somebody to talk to Norm they are lonely haha , I used to have a gun lighter(looked real) as a gag when people asked for a light, although it could have its setbacks especially nowadays.
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A lighter shaped like a gun? What about a mobile phone case shaped like one. This is fucking dangerous.
http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/07/01/iphone-gun-case-could-cause-shooting-police-warn
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Dangerous in america? “mocking south accent” dear boy let me tell you something ,herein the U.S of A we do things a little differently in ‘Merica or for the better term real dumb shit . I mean if a baby wants a gun we give that baby a gun, If somebody wants to grow morbidly obese that’s his god given right. This is america goddammit and I’m not gonna let some yankee commie faggot tell me what to do.
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You’ve got to be cruel to be kind to deal with the scrounging cunts.
These obnoxiously scruffy retarded non self respect and dysfunctional useless eaters that plague our high streets to beg and scrounge should all be rounded up and sent to a specially built re-education concentration camp. A minimum no parole 5 year sentence of harsh learning and hard labour to become decent law abiding citizens.
The regime at the camp, for both male and female inmates, should be daily indoctrination 4 hour sessions to learn about being good citizens, followed by a daily 12 hour working shift breaking rocks into grit for local councils winter stocks to keep the roads ice free. Alcoholics and drug junkies among them will also endure life or death cold turkey treatment only.
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They are going door to door now… I have had two separate volunteer robber cunts banging on my door at 18:30, right in the middle of chow time asking for a minute to donate, and there is usually a swarm of them too.
They get really perturbed when you give them a resolute ‘off you fuck’, Probably the same cunts that go protesting against the ‘tory scum’, but then they don’t hesitate to bang on my door looking for fucking handouts. I will donate to buy some Anthrax and put them out their misery if you like? Thats the only offer on the table round here. (Note: I don’t have any Anthrax, nor do I know where to get it)
Begging, charity ‘fun runs’, bike rides that closed city centre streets, and those fucking begging adverts should all be BANNED. It’s the fucking only thing that Nu Labour did not ban, they actively encouraged the cunts.
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We get those Banardo’s/Charity fucking beggars round here all the time (the curse of living on a tree lined avenue and not on an ‘estate’)
It’s always the same, 2 fucking cunts dressed in exactly matching kagools & backpacks holding clipboards to appear to be legitimate.
“Can you spare a few moments please Sir?” they always open with, followed by the statement “Are you aware that every day x amount of children go with food?”… “We are collecting on behalf of some scumbag charity, and wondered if you would like to help by making a contribution?”
At this point I always catch them out…
“Hang on a second, I’ll be back in a minute” I then return with a few quid in loose change and this is where they get exposed..
“Sorry Sir, we cannot accept cash donations”
“Well what are you expecting? a food parcel?”
“No Sir, we would like to sign you up to make a donation, any amount per month is acceptable?”
“You what? So you do not want my donation of £4.50?”
“It is not that Sir, but we do not deal with cash, for security we set up a direct debit”
“So you want me to give you my bank details?”
“That is correct Sir”
“Ok, fine, but on one condition”
“What is that Sir?”
“You give e your bank details!”
“I cannot do that Sir”
“Well fuck off then you cunts!”
Play that scenario out with them and they will never sully your door again, and I am reliably informed major charities ‘share’ information on soft targets and crazy bastards who are likely to be violent.
As Richard Herring so finely stated “Who you like them sky potatoes”
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These scroungers and Greeks need to stop imitating me, my fellow Tories, bankers, footballers and other celebrities.
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