Ferguson may be an insufferable cunt, but for sheer arrogance and stupidity,Newcastle manager John Carver has risen to heights of cuntitude never before imagined and thus, I offer him up for a first time cunting.
For sheer crassness in referring to the victims of flight MH17 – Carver says the pair were ‘looking down’ on the Magpies this afternoon, as they secured their Premier League status for another year.
On his managerial skills:
“No, I don’t regret it because I’m the best golfer and the best cricketer in the world as well”
Newcastle might have evaded relegation, but that is no thanks to your managerial skills, or that of Ashley, you fat useless cunt.
Nominated by: Lez
He’s a cunt alright, but he’s no Nigel Pearson.
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How the fuck did he get the job in the first place?! From Keegan and Bobby Robson to Carver? NUFC undoubtedly needs a big name for a big job… McClaren wasn’t a bad coach at Man United, but I don’t know if he will cut it as a Premiership boss… At least Keegan had a love of Newcastle… Like Busby loved United and Shanks loved Liverpool… That’s half the trouble these days: most managers just see it as a ‘job’ and a payday…. Mourinho may love Chelsea, I don’t know… But most just don’t put their passion and soul into it now… Does anyone think Pellegrini loves Man City? Or do any of the City players, for that matter? Foreign mercenaries have taken the soul out of the English game too…
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Carver was a cunt, but I have a real disliking for Mclaren. Just something about him. Have ten pounds on him to be sacked by Christmas
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I think its time to cunt those begging adverts, or digital charity mugging.
‘….this is mrs click click durk, she has to walk ten miles a day to get dirty water…blah blah, dead and dying kids etc etc’
Its really awful that there is no running water, and the rivers are full of typhoid, dysentery and parasites (at least the parasites are not as big as the cunts on Labour run councils, like Rotherham and Sheffield) and that they have to walk 2 hours to school, that there has been an earthquake, that they are going blind, but we can’t save all these cunts.
£3 is not all it costs to improve someones life/hearing/clean water, what about the directors running charities like Oxfam who are on £170K a year? Its supposed to be a fucking charity, and charity begins at home so how about a dose of reality in the salary department you robbing Quangocrat cunts? These same ‘fake’ charities actually already derive a large portion of their incomes from central governments in the EU, so its a double tax rinse for those dumb enough to fall for their shite.
After all, they seem to get better then try and secret themselves into plane undercarriages and cargo ships, all bound for good old blighty. As if its not enough, The DFID spunks millions of taxpayers money helping these cunts, who ultimately choose a new dictator to murder the next tribe down the road. The white man needs to stay the fuck out of african politics, the last 200 years still have not taught us that today’s refugee is tomorrow’s freedom fighter, and the next day’s genocidal dictator. For the love of christ, stop sending fucking money to Africa!
‘We are the victims, you cannot treat us like this’ is the usual cry from the Nigerian asylum seekers at the UK’s ports. Its not like there is a population crisis in Africa, if the fuckers would exercise some restraint and birth control (council sink dwellers should try this too) maybe their lives might be a bit less complex and reliant on western handouts.
I don’t want to give to these fuckers, I don’t want my nose rubbed in their suffering every 5 minutes be it on TV, in the high street, or in Magazines. And the government cunts should also stop throwing taxpayers cash at them.
Leave us the fuck alone you pious begging cunts!
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Speaking of Cunts sponging from Africa, I re nominate the lying cunt Mo Farrah. As well as every cunt that allowed the apparant missed drugs test to conveniantly win double gold for team GB.
Every cunt involved in this should be exposed, only for the fact we had to put up with with him on every single TV show, News Story and any paid event he could extort ever since.
This cunt belongs in the Lance Armstrong and Seb Blatter Hall of Fame.
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I second your cunting of Mo Farah and in the light of his doorbell comment I would also like to nominate him for the annual Oliver Letwin award for implausible excuses . Remember Letwin claimed that the two young men who had helped themselves to his credit cards had been in his home as they had chapped on his door to ask to use the toilet.This was at 3 am in the morning!!!
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There must be more in that Quorn mince shite than a “healthy source of protien”
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Couldn’t agree with you more. Consider it done…
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I second your cunting of Mo Farah and in the light of his doorbell comment I would also like to nominate him for the annual Oliver Letwin award for implausible excuses . Remember Letwin claimed that the two young men who had helped themselves to his credit cards had been in his home as they had chapped on his door to ask to use the toilet.This was at 3 am in the morning!!!
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When Rio Ferdinand (another cunt) missed a drugs test he got a ban (although the cunt still got full pay off United!)… But will Farah get a ban? Will he fuck… It seems that in the press that these athletics and Olympian types are favoured children…. A footballer is pictured lying in the street (that Grealish kid) or smoking a cig and they want to roll out the guillotine… Same goes for footballers caught hanging out of orange skinned slappers… But when Bradley Wiggins is revealed to have been a bit of a cunt in his youth, he is seen as a ‘character’… And when there were tales of smuggling in booze and hide the sausage in the Olympic Village, the media reported it as ‘hijinks’….. I dare say that Farah will be treated with the same leniency and excuses made for him…
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