People who use the term ‘Jaw dropping’ are total wankstains….
Like ‘That was a jaw dropping guitar solo.’ Some cunt on a Doctor Who fansite (full of cunts since Davies and Moffat) said ‘The Daleks going upstairs was jaw droppingly terrifying.’ For some reason I wanted to knock the cunt’s teeth out…
Now that would be jaw dropping!
Nominated by: Norman
It’s a phrase that’s been overused to exhaustion, alongside “awesome” and such like. I would, however, take issue with the idea that Who forums have only become cunt-filled since the new series. I love Who, but the websites have always made me shudder.
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Fair enough…. Websites/forums do seem to attract tossers (The X-Files and the web frenzy that followed in the 90s was the real start of the online sci-fi fancunt)…. But ever since 2005 more cunts have jumped onto the Tardis bandwagon… There used to be quite a few Who cunts, now there’s loads of them…Same with Sherlock… I love the Conan Doyle stories and the Jeremy Brett/Granada Holmes… But the droves of fancunts and web knobheads who have popped up ever since the Cumberbatch version aired…
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You may have heard or read simular on an Internet social interaction website near you:
“They are well wicked like, awesome. Basically, to be honest, I wanna be rich ‘n’ famous like them, ‘an be on TV ‘an stuff”.
Every time I hear or read such brain dead vacuous cuntspeak, it makes me want to puke, and I too wish to punch the empty-head of the cunt who spouted it.
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On the subject of Fanboy types, possibly the most overbearing intolerant cunts can be found on the James Bond movie forums. Ever since Mr Craig put the tuxedo on for Casino Royale there have been such cringeworthy comments posted as “at last they are making Bond movies that intellectuals can enjoy” and “intelligent people enjoyed Skyfall whereas unintelligent people didn’t” (Presumably these geniuses were intelligent enough to spot the numerous plot holes and logical errors in the aforementioned outing) The arrogance on display from some of these “Serious Bond Fan” types is truly shocking (positively shocking, you smug, condescending cunts, if any of you are reading this) I was even removed from one forum for jokingly suggesting that “Quantum of Solace” should be retitled “The Yawn Supremacy” or “The Bourne Mediocrity” and that the producers were too scared to use their imaginations in case some halfwit cracks an Austin Powers joke. Personally I think Dan Craig is fine, it’s just the movies that need moving up a notch but mild, lighthearted criticism is met with a barrage of sneering and insults. IT’S ONLY A MOVIE, YOU ARROGANT FANBOY CUNTS!!!
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Bugger! I neglected to shoehorn in “pretentious” and “narrow minded” somewhere along the line but basically I would like to nominate all TV and Movie Fanboys (and girls presumably) for a massive Richard Keil-sized Cunting.
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Spot on, Mr. B… Bond films are supposed to be great entertainment… I recall when people complained that Timothy Dalton’s Bond was too dark, dangerous and violent… Dalton’s 007 was grittier than Roger Moore (or Sean Connery), but I saw it as just another step for the character… But fanboy cunts go so over the top… Star Wars geeks are infamous for it…
There was nothing wrong with farmboy rescues princess, blows up Death Star and saves the galaxy… Great pictures entertainment… Now fanboys want Episode 7 to be Hamlet meets Lord Of The Rings in space…
And since when were 007 films fodder for intellectuals? I don’r recall getitng all philosophical when watching Diamonds Are Forever… I was too busy looking at Jill St John’s arse….
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The only star wars movie that matters is The Empire Strikes Back (the original version ) not that shitty special edition where george “shitebag” lucas decided it would be better to take a crap on it throw CGI on everything. I don’t know why he was allowed to do that considering he had nothing to do with Empire(besides co-writing) as Irvin Kershner directed it. George Lucas is a fucking fat cunt who can’t take criticism and he ruined the prequels those movies are shite, If I was Disney I wouldn’t have bought the rights to the franchise, cause they can’t make it any better or outdo Empire. The story has to many plot holes and to much going on. And Jar Jar Binks Wow that Mr.Lucas is a Fucking Cunt.
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Loved seeing the first one in 1977 and Empire in 1980… Didn’t go a bundle on Jedi (those fucking Ewoks!)… Didn’t like the ending either… Darth Vader turns good? Vader is a cunt and that is what makes/made him such a great character… They shouldn’t have killed off Obi Wan and he should have offed Vader after an epic duel…..
So many things wrong with the prequels: Darth Maul criminally underused, Annie (fucking Annie?!?), Jar Jar, R2-D2 flying, Christopher Lee’s character being called Count (Ha fucking Ha!) and Natalie Portman’s simpering Amidala… Only Ian McDiarmid’s Palpatine/Emperor came out of them with any cred intact..
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Have to say the new Marvel ‘Darth Vader’ comic series is great… Supposed to be between Star Wars and Emipre (and officially canon): superb artwork, fine story, and some ace bits like Vader meeting Boba Fett and Vader meeting (and choking) Jabba The Hutt…
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Charles Gray put it well, “Such nice cheeks too….”
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Daniel Craig fans would have you believe that he’s the first Bond ever to fuck or kill anyone, and that the previous 20 movies in the franchise consisted of Bond just pointing at the villains and telling them off.
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It’s like those cunts who really think the ‘new’ Sherlock is a new character… There are some real wankers who believe that Arthur Conan Doyle is some BBC bloke who gave the green light to Steven Moffat (cunt!)….
Agree about the Bond fans too… Dalton was great at killing baddies… While Roger Moore ended every one of hid 007 outings shagging (they just didn’t have to spell it out then)…
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Those who say that Moore’s Bond was soft needs to be force fed The Spy Who Loved Me and For Your Eyes Only. Of course some of his movies were cheesy, it was the 1970’s. EVERYTHING was fucking cheesy.
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True… The Professionals was very cheesy in parts… But Bodie and Doyle were still hard bastards….
In those days things could be both tough and fun… Now all people want is angst ridden, dark and moody stuff like ’24’… That’s what made ‘Life On Mars’ so enjoyable… The humour and 70s references, as well as Gene Hunt kicking shit out of some nonce… A rarity in this day and age…
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98% of fans of anything are normal people. The 2% that aren’t are disproportionately cuntish. And vocal. And the ones that the press quote.
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Well said GH…. and rather reassuring too.
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The term ‘Legend’ is now ludicrously overused… At Fleetwood Mac’s recent O2 gig, every time Lindsey Buckingham took to the mic, some gobby pissed up cunt shouted, ‘E’s a legend! A fackin’ legend!’ every 30 seconds or so…. Mac may be legendary musical figures (be it the Peter Green vintage or the Rumours/Tusk lineup that did the O2)…. But you don’t pay top dollar to see and hear a top line act and listen to some lagered up tosser shouting it in your ear… The thick fucker couldn’t even get Buckingham’s name right… He also kept shouting, ‘Lesley! Lesley!’ I expected him to shout ‘Nice one, Steven!’ at Stevie Nicks…
Frigging riff-raff…
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