“Like”
That’s a word that you should be able to shoot people for abusing. “I was, like, going, like, to the, like, shop, but I, like, realised I’d, like, forgot my, like, wallet.
In fact forget shooting the fuckers, they should be, like, burned at the stake, like!
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
I’m, like, totally.
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I believe this is known as ‘valley speak’, another fucking ‘sepo import. You also have to go up an octave in tone at the end of every sentence. See: Kardashian cunts for an example. It takes every ounce of my self control to refrain from beating people who speak like this to death, its seems to be on the exponential increase.
Cunts that don’t speak the language properly boil my piss. Clearly english, both pronounced and written, is not taught in schools anymore. Innit. You is getting me ‘bra?
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Abuse of the English language in such a fashion should be harshly punished in my opinion. The ‘Like’ thing is hugely annoying, the so called ‘Street’ speak of Wiggers makes me want to take a hammer to the poncy little chav cunts that utter this shite. And don’t even get me started on the improper use of your/you’re there/their/they’re…FFS what’s being taught in our schools? .
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I fucking haters wiggers just as much as I hate niggers but probably more so another reason rap should be illegal. Yobs and wankers dress like nigg-o’s.
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It seems that “like” is the current cuntiest of words. Firstly as in the above examples, and secondly, as something that cunts do on facebook when someone’s posted a picture of their dinner / ugly fucking face.
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Totally like awesome dude . Random.
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Scousers have been doing this for years…. “I ‘aven’t dun nuthin, like”
“Aww ey, Ref… Gizza friggin penno, like. We’re Liverpool, like.”
“Friggen justice, like.” “It wozzn’t us, like, at Heysel… It was dem Chelsea, like…”
“We’re the friggin victims, like, we want our compo, like…”
Tossers who speak in abbreviations (like ‘Oh Emm Eff Gee’ and ‘Ell Emm Eff Ay Oh’) are also Death Star sized cunts….
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“That’s no moon………….it’s a cunt”
(Sir Alec Guinness 1914-2000)
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That shallow as a worm’s grave, more money than sense slapper, Paris Hilton, is a master at using this type of cuntspeak… All that ‘Whatevah’ and the puke inducing ‘TTUN (Talk to you never)’…. The woman is horrendous, but she’s even worse when she opens her cock breath gob….
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My Mate Daniel Lewis is a real Cunt and I want to nominate the cunt but i dont know how to, please help me as this fella deserves a proper cunting
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I’d like to nominate horses.
I’m sick and tired of leading ours to the pub and then drinking alone…
Horses = Cunts.
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You want to get drunk with a horse M8? hey its sound reasonable to me, who Am I To judge . I’ve done some pretty fucked up shite too.
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British ‘standard’ English is slowly being bastardised by many forms of imported cuntspeak. African American ghetto slang, Australian valley inflection and text talk are some the the main cuntspeak heard.
Our government and their state school teachers consider ‘standard’ English to be ‘received pronunciation’ (RP) English and therefore the teaching of standard English in schools is undermined. RP English is seen as the accent of those with power, money, and influence, It is perceived negatively as associated with undeserved privilege. Nowadays a greater permissiveness towards allowing regional English varieties with all their particular slangs has taken hold in education.
The study of RP is concerned exclusively with pronunciation, whereas “Standard English”, “the Queen’s English”, “Oxford English”, or “BBC English” is concerned with matters such as grammar, vocabulary and style. Thanks to social engineering, learning “Standard English” is now akin to learning “south-eastern English accent” rather than a non-regional one and is a symbol of the south-east’s political power in Britain. A lot of Scots, Northerners and the Welsh are proud of having an accent more typical of the working classes and shun “Standard English” as posh upper class speak. In reality “RP English” is all about correct pronunciation (as is taught in public schools); and “Standard English” is all about learning the standard language to be pronounced with a regional accent if you have one (as should be taught in both state and private schools).
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Any cunt who claims how ‘sick’ (instead of good or impressive) something is needs stabbing in the face.
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Robin Askwith should be cunted for being the worst British actor in living memory, and for shagging two fantastic-looking actresses, Linda Hayden and Leonie Mellinger. And yes I AM a jealous cunt.
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Askwith may not be the greatest example of British acting, but he hardly had good material to work with. And as for being the worst actor in living memory, may I remind you of Tony Booth, who is also a cunt on so many levels.
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Tony Booth…. Scouse git…. I had a soft spot for Una Stubbs when she played Rita in Till Death Us Do Part… So I’ve had a deep seated dislike of Booth for many years..
Talking of bad actors, I saw a bit of the ‘Inside The Actor’s Studio’ show on Sky Arts… And the actor? Ricky Gervais… Gervias is not an actor… He is a third rate comedian (and a cunt!)…
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Unfortunately Valley speak kicked this speaking into new heights , this type of cunt talk was parodied by Frank Zappa’s daughter Moon unit Zappa in the song Valley Girl.
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Good cunting there!
Can I add people who use fucking acronyms for a good cunting?
You know the types, “like O M G” or “L O L” or even worse use a website name “You’re confused.com”
They should all be rounded up, forced to work for nothing, fed on Iceland Turkey Twizzlers and treated to endless repeats of TOWIE until they die live on TV – we could call it “I’m a fucking retard, get me out of here and bury me now”
Presented by Ant & Dec of course
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