Awesome people

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I would like to nominate anyone who uses the word, ” awesome ” as a prize cunt. What happened to wow, well done, splendid. In other words people don’t have the capacity between their ears to think and then deliver an original response to any achievement

Nominated by: Lord Cunt of Stoke on Trent

17 thoughts on “Awesome people”

  1. Totally agree with you here.

    BUT…….does that actually make me a cunt for referring to myself as FUCKING AWESOME!!!

  2. Would be splendid if the same cunting applied to these youths shouting “Sick” … these cunts piss me off!

  3. Like. That’s a word that you should be able to shoot people for abusing. “I was, like, going, like, to the, like, shop, but I, like, realised I’d, like, forgot my, like, wallet. In fact forget shooting the fuckers, they should be burned at the stake.

    • That does my fucking head in.

      Its an Americanism used by thick cunts usually of student age and usually female.

      • Very Scouse: “I’ ain’t done nuthin, like’
        ‘Friggen justice, like, for the 96, like.’
        ‘It wozzn’t us at Heysel! It was Chelsea, like!”
        ‘We never did no Munich 58 banners, like.Honest.’

  5. Can I nominate people who reckon the BBC isn’t biased to the left for a cunting? The current argument seems to be “well, the Tories won [you can hear them sobbing into their muesli], so we can’t be biased”. I can watch an advert for cat food and see it for what it is, without having to rush out and buy a tin of Whiskas. You patronising lefty fucking CUNTS.

    • The problem is there are two conflicting biases at work at the BBC:

      Obviously programme-makers – directors, writers, actors etc – tend to be lefties, we all know that, but this bias isn’t reflected in their programmes. You couldn’t argue that Call The Midwife or The Great British Bake Off has a crypto-Marxist agenda.

      BBC News on the other hand has a clear pro-Tory agenda. Their coverage of the election campaign showed a pro-Tory bias that was clear for all to see – in the fact that Tory announcements always led BBC news broadcasts and were hardly ever balanced or rebutted by comments from other parties (unlike Labour/LibDem/Green/SNP announcements whcih were immediately trashed by Tory candidates); in the fact that Chicken Dave’s interview with his Eton chum led BBC news broadcasts (instead of being relegated to the PPB slot as all the other leader interviews were); in the fact that Tory announcements were rarely – if ever – challenged or questioned by BBC reporters or journalists (unlike announcements from any other parties), just routinely swallowed and presented as ‘facts’. But then of course BBC Head of News James Harding is a former Murdoch editor, so a pro-Tory bias is probably just second nature to him…

      Maybe the BBC are labouring under the massive delusion that a pro-Left bias among programme-makers cancels out a pro-Tory bias in their news reporting? If so, then the BBC is a massive cunt for failing to grasp the concept of impartiality.

  6. David Beckham is now slagging off FIFA…. Funny, I don’t remember him saying a word about the Glazers… But he did wear a Newton Heath scarf to get his picture in all the papers… Fucking cunt..

  7. Jack Warner needs a good cunting… He’s a Black-And-White-Minstrel lookalike, Johnny-come-lately cunt. Blatters second in command for years and happy to suckle at the fetid teat of dodgy cash that is FIFA prior to the lid being finally lifted on this maggot infested wheelie-bin of an organisation. Now all of a sudden he’s got a conscience and is prepared to cooperate with the inquiry and grass up a few of his fellow FIFA thieves. Clearly a man desparate to get on the front foot and mitigate what’s going to be a mighty long time in jug. He’s a slippery, stab his mates in the back, totally minted, could easily be mistaken for Robert Mugabe cunt and no mistake…The cunt.
    And lest we forget….The SNP are cunts, every man-jock of them. But particularly that Nicola Sturgeon.

  9. As well as cunts who say ‘Awesome’, people who use the term ‘Jaw dropping’ are also total wankstains…. Like ‘That was a jaw dropping guitar solo.’ Some cunt on a Doctor Who fansite (full of cunts since Davies and Moffat) said ‘The Daleks going upstairs was jaw droppingly terrifying.’ For some reason I wanted to knock the cunt’s teeth out… Now that would be jaw dropping….

  10. Norman. Being a man of letters, you may recall my involvement with my Panserbjorn archenemy iofur Raknison in Philip Pullman’s exquisite re-telling of Milton’s Paradise Lost, paraphrased from a stanza the actual published title of the trilogy is: ‘His Dark Materials’. Or you may have witnessed the performance in that cuntishly Americanised title “The Golden Compass”. During our tete-a-tete iofur had a ‘jaw-dropping’ moment. His jaw dropped and I ripped the fucking thing clean off. The cunt.

  11. “Awesome” the preferred adjective of the18 year old American college bro’ dudes.
    Fucking bunch of wankers

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