Knobheads who wish dead people a happy birthday are cunts.
I am aware that George Best would have been 69 years old yesterday, but as much as I loved him as a footballer, what is the fucking point of these Twitter Twats ‘celebrating’ a birthday which he isn’t here for? I bet some bellend will make a special cake and post pictures of it on Twatter/Fuckbook/CuntTube.
He was a great player (probably the greatest), the booze killed him a decade ago, and proper Manc Reds were choked at the time and that’s that… All this other stuff is bollocks.
Nominated by: Norman
Fuck me, I never knew about this phenomenon! Thanks to Norman for alerting me and for giving me a fucking good laugh this afternoon. There aren’t half some cunts in this world.
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Sad day but I just want to say a big Happy Birthday to a great man, someone who guided me through some hard times and was always there for me in days when I needed him the most. One month gone and never forgotten, love you big man, always in our hearts. Know you’re looking down on me from somewhere, Sir Limply xxx
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Do you know something I don’t?
There was a comment on here from Limply on the 15th so if something has happened to him, it’s news to me…
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He’s either playing a cruel cunt prank or he’s dead serious . I’ll have a glass of wine tonight to celebrate his death oh wait this post is all about not being a cunt to dead people on their birthday oh whatever fuck it. Hope he’s still alive though.
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Sir Limply Stoke… Stout fellow…
Eurovision should be cunted… I should have a put a bet on the one legged bearded lesbian to win it though… Bucks Fizz were cunts, but Jay Aston looked as naughty as fuck… Bardot, from a year later in 1982, were even bigger cunts… And that hippy chick from 1983… A German singing ‘A Little Peace?’ Was she taking the piss?
And David De Gea’s bird is in this year’s Eurovision… No wonder he might fuck back off to Espana if he’s giving that one…
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Eurovision needs fresh cunting.
The usual crap offering from the UK, followed by the sycophantic voting for your neighbours, followed by the ritual humiliation of GB (because nobody in Europe likes us).
All presented by that sausage bandit Graham Norton..
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Norton disturbs me, Lez…. An Irishman wearing a union jack waistcoat and referring to the UK as ‘We’…. Has he no fucking shame? What a daft question…
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Gays need cunted.
Sick to the fucking back teeth of hearing about them and their rights.
Bastards even bring their poisonous little agendas to fucking eurovision, booing the lovely Russian girl and her splendid song.
What a bunch of bullies.
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Three thoughts on tonight’s Eurovision:
1. That pile of crap almost makes me long for World War III…
2. A shame Russia didn’t win… Imagine Putin’s face when all those gays turned up…
3. If Nigella had got her tits out, the UK would have walked it…
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