Chukka Ummuna

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So you Chukka’d in your hand, you slimy little creep? Good riddance!

But why? Well the official reason is that you don’t want the personal attacks on yourself and family that come with the job. You don’t want the scrutiny and transparency either. Well I say ‘If you can’t stand the heat, then get out of that kitchen’ because if you can’t live with all that it entails then you’re not going to be a lot of use as PM are you?

But is that the real reason Britain’s Barack Obama has pulled his bid? Nothing to do with referring to Londoner’s as ‘trash’ or slagging off ‘jetrosexuals’? Nothing to do with his comments about gangsters being ‘great entrepreneurs’? Nothing to do with him handbagging Mandleson for an endorsement on the Andrew Marr show? Nothing to do with his premature canvassing on election night before the votes were even counted? Nothing to do with him being so left wing that even the unions find him extreme?

No. It’s none of the above. I suspect it’s just because he can’t find 34 Labour MPs willing to sign his nomination paper. I wonder why?

Nominated by: Dioclese

17 thoughts on “Chukka Ummuna

  1. That isn’t a cunt that is THE cunt. The cunt of cunts! The cunt of all ages.

    There is so much pure unadulterated cunt in this narcissistic, attention and entitlement whoring ubercunt that I’m amazed that it hasn’t reach a critical mass and exploded.

    That nobody even in the labout party (the LABOUR party for Cliff’s sake!) will provide support shows just what a multiverse of cuntitude this cunt is.

    Now if it was a nomination paper for being a cunt!

  2. “No. It’s none of the above. I suspect it’s just because he can’t find 34 Labour MPs willing to sign his nomination paper.”

    Or, given that the Tories admitted he was the candidate they feared most, maybe it Murdoch and Dacre hacks harassing his family – including his girlfriend’s 102 year old grandmother…? Just a thought.

    • His ‘girlfriend’ ? I think you may find she is the key to this.

      • His boyfriend (s) more like
        fucking black faggot
        this cunts more camp than grayson perry
        didnt want his bottom bandit adventures to be aired in public, gay cunt

  3. Bono has been cunted before, but how about his hat wearing guitarist David Evans aka ‘The Edge’? A couple of days ago, the cunt fell of the stage in Vancouver during the opening night of U2’s latest tour.

    Worth cunting for that, surely, regardless of his music and hat?

    • Is there video of this incident? Preferably to R Kelly’s “I believe I can fly”.

      Bono deserves another cunting for announcing that it would be ‘stupid’ for messianic rich cunts called Bono not to minimise their tax bill. It’s one of my wishes to one day meet Bonio. Not because I’m a fan. It’s because I really want to kick the fucking shit out of the smug, self important cunt.

      Apparently, what he’s doing is perfectly legal. It’s also the act of a complete and utter cunt and, in his case, a fucking hypocrite. Now that he’s admitted to being a tax avoider, what little moral high ground he occupied, has disappeared. Never again can this jumped up shit go to the United Nations and demand that leaders of Western countries spend billions more of their taxpayer’s money on the starving in Africa, when he does all he can to pay as little tax as possible.

      I once took a trip to Dublin with some mates. One morning, we took a ride on one those tour buses they have. The driver was awesome, giving us a history of the city and various buildings. He also told several humorous stories including one from the early 80’s when as a young boy, he saw a band busking in the centre of Dublin. The next time he saw them was on Top of the Pops, going by the name U2. Of the busking band, his exact words were, “Oi Tort dey wor shoite”. When he saw them on TOTP, “Oi noo day wor shoite”. I’m not very good at doing a Dublin accent.

  4. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is forever a cunt…. Getting what he deserves of the Yanks… But one can imagine if the little fucker had done it in Britain: The cunt would be given six months and then either be put in charge of child services in Bolton, or the council would set him up with his own ice cream van… There would also be the endless arsewiping off the touchy feely brigade: “He’s misunderstood. He’s been radicalised. Society is to blame. The police should apologise.’ Bollocks to that…. Just top the sadistic little cunt…

    The ‘Edge’ falliing off the stage…. That’s almost worth paying U2’s extortionate ticket prices for… Not quite, but almost…

    • Bono falling off the stage and breaking his self righteous neck is something I would empty my savings account to see.

      • Bono did badly injure his arm and chin when he fell off the stage during 1987’s Joshua Tree Tour… Footage of this exists, but it was excluded from their ludicrously pompous Rattle & Hum film…

  5. Chuka Umunna – former employment law solicitor sponsored by the lefty trade unions that support the Labour Party. Paid by Union money to take on employee discrimination cases against employers. Not a successful solicitor (lost most tribunal and court cases) So selected by the Unions as Labour’s parliamentary candidate for the Streatham seat in March 2008. The cunt won the seat in the 2010 election and became employment specialist gopher monkey for the hidden right wing Establishment that rules the Labour Party.

    Being brought up, and bred in cesspit London multi cultures Chuka-Um-Wannabe-Paid-More ticked all the right boxes to be an obedient ethnic and PC politician.

  6. Did some cunt once say this shiny headed, duplicitous cock smoker was ‘the labour parties Obama…’

    This socialist poster boy has been ripe for a good cunting for a while. He is being scrutinised by the press because cunts like this usually have something to hide… pursuing the family is bang out of order however.

    • Unless of course his ‘girlfriend’ was a pretend one and the press were onto it.

  7. Chukka Ummuna? I’ve hated him ever since he put out that crappy ‘Tubthumping’ record…

    • He’s a besuited smart-arse that reckons he knows it all. The shiny-headed cunt pontificates and preaches to the people of Britain whilst he sits at home bees-waxing his egg shaped bonce with fifty pound notes. The shiny-headed indecisive tit.

  8. I have heard he may of dropped out the election campaign for leader because he had just been arrested for having sex with little boys ? I say it is only a possibility as it may have been keith vaz or even another labour mp.
    in London about a day or so before chukka khan dropped out an ex labour minister and current mp was arrested or something and questioned about shagging ragamuffins in a hotel …. whoever it was the cops said they are all over him and have known about him for years and wait till later when the details are made public ….. since then there has been lots of speculation …. is it evil dr. vaz from some distant planet or is it the highly polished head that is chukka baldy khan ? or even someone else….. I am dying to know-but checked all the sites a few weeks ago and still no one seems to spilled the beans – Gordon brown holds the award for worst parliamentary paedophile alive …. if you don’t know already then go and check out his 2 well known cases -one was drugging little boys and evil doctors and the other was gang raping a little girl errrr in a gang of 3 I think ?

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