The entire UK media deserves a cunting.

An intelligent visitor from Alpha Centauri would be forgiven for concluding the following when perusing the mainstream media (after probing the anal passages of various American yokels first):

1/ The SNP are a legitimate and non-racist political party with a detailed economic plan for their country’s future outside the United Kingdom;
2/ Nigel Farage is a plucky outsider challenging the vested interests of the political elite;
3/ Jeremy Clarkson is a gifted television presenter hounded from his job by PC-obsessed, lentil-eating BBC executives;
4/ Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are beautiful, talented women whose numerous accomplishments mean that they deserve to live in the lap of luxury;
5/ The Premier League is the best football competition in the world;
6/ Russell Brand is an important public intellectual, whose ideas should be listened to with respect;
7/ William Shakespeare and J.R.R. Tolkien are the best writers in the English language, ever;
8/ Tom Cruise is a hunky, macho movie star, well worth $30million a film;
9/ Islam is a peaceful, non-sectarian religion, spoiled only by a few bad apples;
10/ Israel is the worst country in the world, a semi-fascist Apartheid state that gleefully oppresses its Arab citizens with impunity;
11/ Wayne Rooney is the best striker ever to play for England;
12/ Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman in the world;
13/ Believing in mythical, supernatural beings who only talk to semi-historical figures in backward desert shitholes is a legitimate philosophical position in the 21st Century, whereas not believing in them is arrogance personified;
14/ The Daily Mail speaks for the silent majority of the British people;
15/ The USA is responsible for all the ills in the world and should immediately respond to any problem, anywhere, anytime;
16/ Silly tarts running off to the Middle East to be sexually abused by tiny-cocked Islamists is the fault of the police, schools, everyone in the UK but not the fault of the person who took them on a sectarian demonstration and burned the flag of the world’s leading democracy in front of them;
17/ Liverpool supporters are the most knowledgeable football fans in the world;
18/ Skin-thin models are attractive not repellent;
19/ England will be a team to beat at the 2016 European Championships;
20/ Wearing a hijab is a feminist statement and that the entire concept of “Muslim feminism” is not a hilarious oxymoron and a joke played on some of the most vulnerable folks in our community by people who really should know better.

I could go on, but you get the gist.

I dispute all the above.

And the SNP are cunts.

Nominated by : Cunt’s Mate Cunt