I’d like to offer for an extreme cunting – the telemarket, telesales cold calling industry, whose invasion of privacy has now reached epic proportions.
After managing to get some time away from work to indulge in mindless hedonistic pleasures, I have had 15 of these parasites calling my mobile and my landline (the latter which is ex-directory). Quite how they know who I am is beyond me, other than the probable fact that the cunts who maintain the electoral role have sold my confidential info to them.
Bad enough being pestered by some non-English speaking idiot, who fails to understand the rudiments of the words “bugger off”, but for them to then ring back 30 minutes later or clog up my answering machine with verbal diarrhea is to put it mildly, infuriating.
Nominated by: Lez
Dead right, Lez… How they get hold of an ex-directory number is anyone’s guess… These phone monkeys can’t take no for an answer… A couple of years ago my mother lost her battle with cancer. Only a few days after she passed on one of these cunts rings the house… I politely told them we weren’t interested and that there had been a death in the family… Undetered, the phone monkey still tries their bullshit and pushy sales technique… I told them to fuck off and hung up… There should be a law against these cunts…
1
The numbers are randomly generated by computer. This means they don’t know who or where you are or even your number unless you tell them. I give them a torrent of abuse until they fuck off.
One thick bastard even informed me that he’d hang up unless I moderated my language. Tosser completely missed the point!!!
1
I cant understand If from my private phone I keep calling a cunt and persisted if told to fuck off, I would get done for harrassment. These cunts keep doing it and its profession.
On a similar note I would like to cunt tailgaters. The particular cunts in audis or golfs and are usually greasy large sunglass wearing bling looking spivs. An Isis looking cunt can put his bumper on yours at top speed but to then chin the cunt your the one on charges of danger.
1
I know how you feel Lez, just one visit to Thai brides r us and you get pestered for weeks by these cunts .
0
Yes these bastards really are infuriating cunts. I have even registered with some organisation that is supposed to stop these, but that was a waste of time. I’m on the lookout for some device that emits a continual loud screeching noise so I can give them a blast of that when the fuckers call.
0
Personal attack alarms will do precisely that, but the abusive approach is far more satisfying…
Or you could try what my mate does – keep them on the line as long as possible. His record is 22 minutes. He uses the I’m really, really interested, please hold, there’s someone at the door. If they don’t make the requisite calls per hour, they lose their bonuses! Fuck ’em!
0
Another tactic is to tell the cunts that you are really interested but would like them to give you their phone number so you can phone them back when they are on their lunch break. Insist that they do this and they soon get the message.
0
I told one of them last week that she’d interrupted me in the middle of a particularly langurous wank and that I would gladly discuss her special offer, half price double glazing if she’d help me finish myself off by telling me about her underwear…Cow hung up on me…What a cunt!
0
That is a great way to get rid of the cunts… I might try that one myself… If the missus isn’t about,
of course…
0
Selfish Cunt she is. She probably rubbed one our herself on the thought of it.
0