Our newly appointed foreign secretary has been sounding off about Putin again with all the delicacy one would expect when dealing with a fragile situation. ”This man has sent troops across an international border and occupied another country’s territory in the 21st century acting like some mid-20th century tyrant ” (Kennedy in Vietnam maybe?). Has this slimy little Mr Burns lookalike cuntface been living in a middle England cottage with the curtains closed and fingers in his arse and ear for the last thirteen years since we illegally sent troops to tear the living fuck out of Iraq?
And this bell end is supposed to be the Foreign Secretary. The only cabinet this cunt belongs in is one made of sturdy oak with a strong lock on it. This guy is not prodding the Russian bear, he is shoving his skinny little hand up its backside and. No Phil, this isn’t Iraq with its catapults of shit for WMD’s, this is military powerhouse with the capacity to turn us all into dust within minutes. I personally hope that Putin nuts him at the next G8 summit for being a stupid little cunt.
When total war breaks out at least that cottage of his will get decimated first.
Nominated by: Too Many Cunts
Floral tributes are cunts. Anything left by the side of a road accident or the scene of a tragedy – not just flowers, but fluffy toys and messages written by adults in childlike handwriting saying shit like “you’re with the angels now” – to me, this is all just self-indulgent grief tourism by cunts who don’t have Twitter accounts. You really think you care? Try writing a letter to the family concerned. Don’t just “be seen to be caring” by adding your own heart-shaped balloon and teddy bear to the heap of crap left by all the other local fucktards.
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I remember all the RIP messages all over facewank and twatter in the days after Saville died. Bit embarrassing now eh
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Well said, I remember when Diana died with all the cunts crying on TV like she was a relation of theirs.
I wish I had a flower stall in London in 1997, I would have been retired now!
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Yeah tell me about it! I remember back in the day, waiting all week for the new Star Trek Voyager episode to be on TV on a sunday evening but always getting shit-canned for football/tennis/insert-shite-sport-here.
Then that selfish bint decides to go and get her self all dead and shit……… on a saturday night/sunday morning of all times! No Voyager for me that sunday……….. or any other TV program for any other person for that matter. On that day, every terrestrial channel thought it was SKY fucking news 24! Cunts.
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Jimmy Savile is dead? When did that happen? He still owes me a sherbet dip after I kissed his ‘man sausage’ – bastard!
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You sold yourself cheaply. Saville sausage sucking for a sherbert dip?
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I was young and naieve and a sherbet dip was like gold to me back then, I actually only kissed his ‘man sausage’ but he did ask me to ‘suck it like a lolipop’ but I refused unless because he would not give me some liquorice allsorts.
He also asked if I wante to play ‘hide the sausage’ and I now know I would be walking like Stephen Fry if I had agreed to that!
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Never understood the purpose of it. Grief should be a private thing. Personally I think that floral tributes laid out in public are attention seeking selfishness on the part of the bereaved.
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Personally I find that people who openly grieve like that (especially at work) are pretty much lazy, selfish cunts.
Quite often they will wear their grief on their sleeve in order to prance about like an over-sensitive, entitled fuck who thinks it’s okay to do as little work as possible and snap at colleagues and not expect them to bite back (I speak from recent experience).
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Prince Williams a cunt. The only time a living soldier was awarded a VC he was in Japan touching up pubescent school girls and banging on about his ambulance helicopter license.
In fact all the royals are cunts for not making the time of day to even attend the ceremony let alone present somehing..
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It’s a hard to disagree with that point of view. VCs should be presented by the monarch, or at least the PoW if she’s having an off day.
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Total Cunts. I bet if the new King of Saudi turned up the cunt would get honours.
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The Royals… Biggest benefit scroungers in history… Cunts!
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And they keep breeding.
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They normally inbreed, but every few generations they have to ‘use’ a commoner or their offspring would resemble Joey Deacon and the Royals cannot have a spastic in the family, they have enough of them already with Queenie, Andrew, Edward,Charles,William,Harry & now that little fucking cunt George
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We all know Jezza Clarkson is a cunt. But we also know that his ‘suspension’ from the BBC is merely a token gesture… Strings will be pulled. funny handshakes will be made, contrived ‘apologies’ will be made to the press, twats doing ‘online petitions’ will be all over the place. Clarkson will get a ‘fine’ that won’t even be a scratch to his obscene earnings, and then it ill all ‘blow over’ and the cunt will be back on telly doing what he does (ie: being a complete cunt!). It’s Jonathan Woss all over again…
I’m no Richard Hammond fan, but it’s a shame that Clarkson didn’t crash that car instead of him. And with Clarkson, the damage should have been permanent…. Overgrown public schoolboy cunt!
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Exactly Norman – Clarkson and Ross & Brand did nothing that is against the law, but still got suspended. Stephen Uber Cunt Fry, on the other hand, confessed in his autobiography to possessing and using cocaine on BBC premises on and off over more than a decade. Possession of a Class A Drug is a criminal offence that carries a maximum prison sentence of seven years. What action did the BBC take against him? FUCK ALL. Can you imagine any other profession where an employee who confessed to committing a serious criminal offence while at work over a period of a decade would get to keep their job? No, me neither.
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160,000 signatures on a petition to reinstate the arrogant bastard, from his “petrol head” fan club no doubt.
Proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that anyone who watches top gear is a cunt.
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That cunt Will Self admitted on TV to smoking cannabis at 10 Downing Street.
He should be ripe for a good cunting imo, not for smoking cannabis, not even for attending 10 Downing Street, but for being a pretentious, odious cunt, much like Russell Fucking Bland
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I have it on good authority that Clarkson’s contract (along with Hammond & May) is up for renewal on March 31st, they have NOT signed and all this media bullshit about him ‘punching’ a producer is merely a PR stunt because Clarkson has signed with another broadcaster.
Top Gear (along with that shite Dr Who) is a huge cash cow for the BBC and they are fucking livid he is off, killing the golden goose, so this load of shit has been orchestrated to make it appear that the BBC have done the right thing in ‘suspending’ Clarkson rather than admitting he has told them to fuck off killing Top Gear in the process.
The BBC are fucking scum, zionist pro Israel, pro government, pro Royal elitest child fucking scum
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I agree, Jack… Doctor Who has become a massive load of crap… From a once classic series in the 60s and 70s to a multiculti, let’s please the Yanks with crappy Yank style villains and overegged plots bollocks…. The Master – once played so superbly by the late Roger Delgado – is now a dominatrix Mary Poppins… Moffat and the BBC cunts who employ him should hang…
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Philip Hammond’s at it again the cunt.
He’s a cheerleader for Bomb Aid Syria and was in Parliament this week defending Turkey for shooting down the Russian plane and bombing Kurds in Turkey. Now I’ve just seen he’s telling porkies about some 2 grand watch given to him by Saudi Arabia for getting them on to the UN Human Rights Council, specialist subject 7th century barbarity.
Apparently he received the watch in his capacity as a constituency MP so it doesn’t breach rules about gifts for ministers.
He has the look of a Francis Urqhart about him, ticks all the boxes (PPE 1st from Oxford) well connected with the “lizards”, so don’t be surprised if the scary odious cunt’s running the country come 2020.
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