The cunts with their ‘planned obsolescence’ so your electrical item breaks just after the guarantee period are the fucking scum of the Earth.
I purchased a new washing machine for the wife just 26 months ago, £480 it fucking cost me. When I purchased it the spotty/speccy 14yr old salesman stated “would you like to buy an extended warranty? It’s only £60 a year for 3 years”
I told him to fuck off duly, but low and behold just 2 months after the 24 month warranty ended the fucking thing is fucked. So now I am facing £100 call out + parts to fix this piece of shit or another £400 replacing it!
My mate owns an electronics business and it is common knowledge that manufacturers build in ‘planned obsolescence’ so you have to replace the damn things every 5 years maximum – cunts.
When I was growing up in the 1970’s our family had the same washing machine,tumble dryer, hoover, stereo hi-fi, tv and video recorder (anyone remember Betamax? lol). Those things were built to last and I even have our old tv in my shed (analogue so useless without a set-top box and obviously 4:3 aspect ratio but it STILL FUCKING WORKS 40 years later.
Manufacturers realised that building quality electrical items that would last 10+ years would mean less sales so since the 80’s have been building sub standard shite so you have to replace the products again & again & again.
FUCKING CUNTS!
Nominated by: Jimmy Saviles Used Condom
Spot fucking on! Even when you’ve got a warranty/guarantee valid at the time they try and screw you up the cunt.
I bought a VERY expensive laptop a few years back (mainly to peruse porn, I grant you) which after just 8 weeks simply separated in half. The screen completely coming away from the base, bar a couple of wires. Andrea fucking Bocelli could have seen that it wasn’t put together properly. But old Cunty Cock at Currys said it was a case of standard wear and tear. It would have been if I was opening the batting for England with it (that teams drenched in cuntitude by the way, Stuart Broad needs gunning down).
If you can send robots to Mars you can make a laptop which can survive sustained and intense masturbation. Electro-cunts.
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Our first colour telly (a Decca bought by my dad in 1970) lasted until 1989…. A telly used to be a piece of furniture: made of proper wood and glass, with an ornament or lamp put on the top of it…. Now we get these crappy plastic flat screen things…. The picture is shit, they are terrible to clean, and when the screen ‘leaks’ and there is streaks of blue/green ink/gunge/shit inside the screen… Tellys these days are substandard shite, and so are the shows that are on them…
Also, the so-called digital miracle is also overhyped, overrated turd…. More goes wrong now with a telly reception than it ever did with the old analogue signal… You name it: pixelated picture, pops and glitches in the sound, that BBC iPlayer is shite (it stops and starts like Norman Collier!), and of course no tests are done during downtime (because there is now crap on the box 24 hours a day!)… No kid with Bubbles the clown and the blackboard, so any potential faults go undetected… In fact I would rather watch the Testcard than the crap that is in today…
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Here Here! That man some cunt sold me a state of the art laptop with windows 8.
it allso decided to die the week after its waranty ran out, cuntishness of cuntishness, the key board has expired due to repetative blows from a frustrated opperator as their work disapears from screen!
However (as a purveyor of plant to the sun reading faternity) I would nominate JCB as the bigest cunts in the plant business! they have “known faults” on machines and a fix when it falls off policy! now they are cunts!
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Thank you for reminding me I would like to offer up ‘Windows 8’ for a good cunting. What a pile of user unfriendly shite.
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Windows 8 should have been cunted daily from the day of its launch until the day of its abolition (though its successor, Windows 10, doesn’t look that shit hot either…).
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Apparently the Japanese ( who are probably the only nation to actually NOT pirate His royal highness William gates’s software), consider the number 9 to be unlucky. Hence the Windows 10 designation to please his loyal oriental customers
http://www.extremetech.com/computing/191279-why-is-it-called-windows-10-not-windows-9
I’ll guarantee that it will be so buggy and bloated, that windows users will be begging for a return to XP
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Windows 8, what a fucking pile of wank that cunting shit was.
Windows operating systems have more back doors than Elton John has fucked.
When I purchase an operating system (well the license key, that’s what you pay for) I do not then expect to have to download 3000 apps from the windows store just to be able to edit a fucking text document or play a fucking video clip.
Fucking Bill Gates the eugenicist is a philanthropist don’t you know, he wants to save the children and not wipe them out with his mercury laden vaccines under the guise of the Gates Foundation.
Whenever you hear foundation you know it is a tax scam.
Fuck Bill Gates, fuck Windows, fuck the police, fuck you, fuck me, fuck everything……Fuck off
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Mukesh Singh is a sickening rapist cunt.
Is his name unfamiliar? Remember the woman gangraped and beaten on a bus in India in December 2012? Singh was the bus driver and also joined in the assault.
Found guilty of playing a part in the rape and assault, Singh was sentenced to death – but is now appealing against his death sentence.
According to the BBC reporter who interviewed him for a forthcoming documentary about rape in India, Singh showed zero remorse and kept expressing bewilderment that such a fuss was being made about his crimes when “everyone is at it”. These are some of the nauseating gems Singh offered by way of justification and mitigation in almost sixteen hours of interviews:
“A decent girl won’t roam around at nine o’clock at night. A girl is far more responsible for rape than a boy …Housework and housekeeping is for girls, not roaming in discos and bars at night, doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes… People have the right to teach them a lesson and the woman should have put up with it. …When being raped, she shouldn’t fight back. She should just be silent and allow the rape. …The death penalty will make things even more dangerous for girls. Now when they rape, they won’t leave the girl like we did. They will kill her. Before, they would rape and say, ‘Leave her, she won’t tell anyone.’ Now when they rape, they will just kill the girl…”
Now this cunt has already been sentenced to death, so what can we cunters wish him that is worse than death? For starters, I’d like to see him slowly tortured for at least a year before being forced to rape and murder his own mother while his victim holds a Magnum to his head (the gun, not the ice cream). And then, with this kind of modern, enlightened attitude to women, I’m sure Paul Dacre would be keen to have Singh work for the Daily Mail Online, characterised as it is by anonymous hacks sneering at female celebrities “roaming in discos and bars at night, doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes…”
Photo of Singh here: http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j127/FredWestPatios/Mukesh-Singh_zpsuyirdz2z.jpg
Hopefully the ISAC photoshop wizards can depict him with a huge black cock up his tight, bleeding arsehole.
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We like a challenge, Fred…
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They should cut this dirty cunt’s knob off and let him bleed to death…
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Having treated the wife to a very nice new oven a couple of years back, I declined the generous offer of an extended warranty for the princely sum of £150 for five years.
I have been bombarded with reminders that the manufacturer’s warranty will run out in 2 years, 18 months, 12 months, 6 months and three months.
If the manufacturer wants my repeat business in what I would reasonably expect to be about 8 years time, I would suggest that they don’t worry my confidence in their brand by repeatedly inviting me to take out extended cover on a product that I wouldn’t expect to buy more than four or five times in my lifespan.
Please leave me alone hotpoint. If your oven karks it within the next eight years I will return your product to your MD’s doorstep complete with my complaint correspondence posted through his letterbox, in the form of a freshly dumped human turd in a burning paper bag.
Now please fuck off. Your junk mail clogs up my shredder.
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I paid a fortune for Meile products when I bought my present house. After 9 and a bit years, the washing machine expired in a grunt and a grind. I called Miele. They sent a repair man out 2 weeks later. £110 call out charge plus £72 an hour for labour. The equivalent new washing machine is a staggering £2,000.
The repair estimate was around £1,250 – then he checked when I bought it and read the internal chip to check the hours of use it had had. Miele guarantee their drums for 10 years or 30,000 hours although they don’t publicise the fact (wonder why? Should be a good selling point?)
Several weeks later, a man came and dismantled the machine and replaced the drum. It took him all day as he literally stripped it right down to the frame and rebuilt it.
They charged me nothing. with a bit of luck it’ll do another 9 years.
Miele – amazingly expensive, fantastic guarantee, quality build but service response times are o-h s-o s-l-o-w!
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That’s fantastic, but my wife can do hand washing or lug it all down the laundrette if she thinks I am parting with two grand for a fucking washing machine 😀
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Quite. Wouldn’t do it again.
At the time the price differential was a lot less. It’s semi integrated so I took the contingency step of buying a door while the kitchen company still make them. Next time I’ll buy a cheaper integrated one and stick a door on the front…
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Awww. Is gwandad having twouble livng in the 21st Centuwy?
‘Planned obsolesence’ is only a significant problem if you’re a clueless tosser who runs a blog that attacks people who you don’t agree with because it makes you feel better about your tiny dick.
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No, planned obsolescence is a problem for anyone who objects to being deliberately ripped off by a load of con merchants
“Clueless tosser“? Hmmm. Takes one to know one…
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