Headlight glare

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I nominate “1 billion lumen, brighter than my high-beams, brighter than the sun, ow my eyes are burning, inconsiderate LED headlights-using cunts”.

“Retinas? Who needs retinas? Retinas are for pussies!”……… cunts.

Even worse is when these fucking shit lords drive around in the day time with their LED headlights/fog lights on. Hey Chuckle Fuck! The sun has got his hat on…… and his ray bans …… and he’s squinting because of you, you cunt!

Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III

28 thoughts on “Headlight glare”

  1. Just as bad as those cunts are the spastics that can’t tell that they have either put a bulb in the wrong way, put the wrong bulb in or that their shit box car has misaligned headlights so one is shining normal and the other is fucking GLARING me like a full beam headlight. CUNT!!!!

    You stupid cunt……the fact people keep flashing you and the fact that one side of the fucking road it 10 times brighter than the other should tell you that you are a CUNT and your lights are fucked!!

    CUNTS!!!!!

    • Years ago put a line orf rallying spots on a bar on the roof orf me old Bentley. Just the job for running other cunts orf the road. Had to drive at a decent lick just to generate enough power to light the buggers. Must try some orf these LED jobbies in me Lucas P100 headlights what.

  2. Hi Guys! Now look – I’m in the middle of the Mozambique channel with better things to do than clean out a load of fucking spam so could one of you give the Eye a prod and get him to take a look at the spam filter????

    I’ve cleaned out a load of shit, but now I’m off to the bar so bollocks to it!….

    • Hi Dioclese! Now look – you have included as spam my response reply to a Fred West comment on the Sandra Lambert cunting topic place. So I just re-posted my said reply.

      Have them glaring full beam headlights caused deletion of my original post? Ha bloody ha.

      • Bloody Hell Mods!
        An innocuous comment of mine deleted for slagging off boy racers and their tarted up rust buckets? What crime did I commit?
        And to Patroller / Dave. I’ve had a very bad day, so if you would be so kind as to turn yourself over to ISIL and ask them to put you out of my misery I’d be most obliged.

      • Aw bollocks, sorry, that was probably me being heavy fingered with the deleting button.
        I’m trying to moderate this sudden spam infestation and there are so many of them that I know I’ve bulk selected some good stuff in error.
        I’ll look through what I’ve killed and unkill if possible.

      • Hi ASE. I’m back and catching up. My sympathies about the spam cockup. I cleared a load out of moderation in a loose moment floating about on the boat but hey! I was on fucking holiday alright…?

        Seriously, thanks for diving in. I’ve started picking up comments and will recommence posting soonest!!

      • Soory – not guilty. Been floating about in the Indian Ocean on a very nice boat with some right cunts. Blame the spam filter – it’s automatic and we get hundreds of its a day so I’m afraid the odd non spam bit might get caught. Normally it’s because the comment contains multiple links which generally turn out to be spam comments.

  3. Though I might nominate this cunt:

    Judge Rinder

    “Judge” Rinder is popping up all over day time TV in a shite courtroom “reality” show copied from the usual USA crapola. Robert Rinder is a camp cunt and prussic poofta who delivers jaundiced judgements on sub Jeremy Kyle type tossers that have no legal validity whatsoever. He is not a kosher judge cunts. According to his own publicity the cunt is apparently some sort orf bastard barrister and distinguished legal wizzo. Not too distinguished though not to prostitute himself for a wedge orf appearance fees on some tacky TV circus where wankers various claim against each other for grievances such as “I bought two hours of a brass’s time and she had fleas” or “the condoms I was sold at my corner shop are too big and the packie that owns it is refusing to change them because they have been used”. ( If only the cases were that interesting )

    If any cunt is feeling aggrieved for having bought some orf Dioclese’s dodgy time share and fancies one orf tight arsed Rinder’s purse lipped put downs, give it a go.

    https://www.facebook.com/JudgeRinderTV

    • Well, if I was on a Judge Rinder jury I would find it impossible to deliberate whether you are innocent or guilty of being a right old tosspot. Such is your own witty and entertaining put downs I am now aggrieved that you put down the aggrieved about alledged dodgy time sharing.

      • Don’t worry, you’d never be on a Judge Rinder jury. There isn’t one. He makes all the decisions.

  4. I second that nomination, rinder the fucking mincer needs packing off back to the USA where he belongs, hopefully on a flight like MH13

  5. Somehow, somewhere in the face of the herculean rhetoric delivered by E.L.C, the original post became sidelined.
    So as a rider to the original cunting, I’d like to add the boy-racer-tosser brigade who, think that decking their rust-bucket chav-mobiles in an array of lights that would shame an alien mother ship, makes them instant slapper magnets.
    Got news for you boys, it just makes you look like bigger cunts.

  6. It’s all fun & games.
    I love a good abuse session on the Net, I love to give but am happy to receive 😀
    This has made me think..
    I’d like to nominate TWITTER for a good cunting.
    The establishments control tool to kill freedom of speech, how many people have been rounded up and prosecuted beggars belief, every other week there is some ‘troll’ story in the media on Twitter yet the same media actually use Twitter as a ‘source’.
    For example, Anne Kirkbride shuffles off this mortal coil and ITV report that Ken Roache has posted “So sad to see the passing of Anne, RIP” on Twitter.
    Fuck Off
    Twitter has three purposes..
    1. To kill free speech and cretinize the masses in to cramming their thoughts in to 140 characters
    2. Breed a bunch of narcissistic, self absorbed cunts who believe the World revolves around them like they are a celebrity
    3. To allow celebs to market their latest pile of wank TV show, film, song, dvd or book to the sheeple so they go out and purchase it, paradoxically this panders to the sycophants who brown nose celebs in the hope of a reply or retweet.

    A self perpetuating pile of wank cluttered up with inane drivel to keep people engaged in the medias shite.
    As the TV show ‘Why Don’t You’ famously stated.
    “why don’t you, why don’t you, why don’t you switch off your television set and go outside and do something less boring instead” and the same applies to Twitter, Facebook & Youtube 😀

  7. After the fucking day I’ve had I want to nominate!
    ALL ELECTRICAL MANUFACTURERS

    The cunts with their ‘planned obsolescence’ so your electrical item breaks just after the guarantee period are the fucking scum of the Earth.
    I purchased a new washing machine for the wife just 26 months ago, £480 it fucking cost me.
    When I purchased it the spotty/speccy 14yr old salesman stated “would you like to buy an extended warranty? It’s only £60 a year for 3 years”
    I told him to fuck off duly, but low and behold just 2 months after the 24 month warranty ended the fucking thing is fucked.
    So now I am facing £100 call out + parts to fix this piece of shit or another £400 replacing it!
    My mate owns an electronics business and it is common knowledge that manufacturers build in ‘planned obsolescence’ so you have to replace the damn things every 5 years maximum – cunts.
    When I was growing up in the 1970’s our family had the same washing machine,tumble dryer, hoover, stereo hi-fi, tv and video recorder (anyone remember Betamax? lol)
    Those things were built to last and I even have our old tv in my shed (analogue so useless without a set-top box and obviously 4:3 aspect ratio but it STILL FUCKING WORKS 40 years later.

    Manufacturers realised that building quality electrical items that would last 10+ years would mean less sales so since the 80’s have been building sub standard shite so you have to replace the products again & again & again.

    FUCKING CUNTS

    • I feel the pain. I asked the cunt when I bought a dryer worth 400 why id need to pay 50 to extend the warranty – is it only expected to last 2 years? Cunt broke completely in 3.

      Keeps the Eastern European and Asian factories making more for us stupid people. Im going to pay 200 for a fucked brand at least knowing it wont last.

      CUNTS

    • It’s all about the natural resource sustainability and being ‘green’ shit.

      A washing machine or gas cooker bought in 1980 had thick steel frame, sturdy heavy metal parts, hard component casings within, no glass, and tough rubber for fuel connections. Designed by engineers and and built to last a lifetime. No sweat to manhandle and move these heavy things because real physically fit working men and boys were the norm them days.

      A modern washing machine or gas cooker of today has thin steel frame, flimsy light metal parts, soft component casings within, glass bits and flimsy plastic fuel connections. Designed by computer programmers and built to last until next years super upgraded replacement model. Light and easy to manhandle and move, but nervous sweating hoping you don’t knock the appliance against a door or wall because it will break and not work.

  8. Me old Bentley 4.25 litre Sports Saloon, Park Ward bodied, has been intimidating the local peasantry for seventy five years. Gone through a few clutches and tyres but still runs as sweet as a nut and no fucking Road Tax – not that I ever paid any when it came in. Has demolished every other car it has ever been in collision with. Point is a proper English motor, not some jumped up kraut Star Wars space ship clone as they are now. Proudly built to last. Some orf the light bulbs in the stable block date back to the thirties when we had the electric put in. Got an old Bush wireless orf the same vintage. Lovely tone on it and it all still works, short wave, medium wave, long wave, all still there. Cannot find some orf the old stations though – Hilversum, Droitwich, Radio Luxemburg. Still, cannot have everything.

  9. Thank you – you are my hero well said SIr xxx
    What they dont realise is that when they blind other drivers they are in critical danger of causing the person they are blinding to crash into them head on. Also you will find that the highway code says it is an offense to blind or dazzle other road users and because of this fact they will be found guilty and sued when they kill someone but hopefully that will just kill their own stupid attention seeking selves.

  10. You want to live in le4. 7 put round here they went to the driving school of bribery and corruption

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