Dead Pool [17]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Cunt O’MaCunto who logically predicted that Mr Spock himself, Leonard Nimoy, would be boldly going where every fucker in the world has either been before or is going to go someday – wherever the fuck that is!

Well done, you old cunt. Another fresh face on the winners’ podium.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 17. Some of you have already jumped the gun before the pool was reset, so we may decide to let you have your new choices, or we may be awkward cunts and make you submit them all again.

After all, submitting nominations to a pool that has not been opened is not logical…

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

70 thoughts on “Dead Pool [17]”

    • Mugabe? Best of luck! I was in Zimbabwe a couple of weeks ago and if the cunt died tomorrow they still prop him up on national tellie. He’ll still be going at 150!

      Incidentally, just to show what a cunt Mugabe really is, I brought back a little souvenir : A Zimbabwe Dollar bank note for ZIM$100,000,000,000,000. Yep – that’s one hundred trillion dollars. I shit you not!

      • Just to clarify…
        If Jihadi John turns out NOT to be Mohammed Emwazi, do I still win if he shuffles off this mortal coil to bugger virgin goats in paradise?
        (One must always check the details)

      • Of course they would they made nelson mandela a god and he was made into be some pacifist cunt who was non-violent. But really was a communist anti white zionist supported cunt and his wife Winnie Mandela is a really evil cunt just read her Wikipage on 13 April 1986, where she endorsed the practice of necklacing (burning people alive using tyres and petrol) by saying: “[W]ith our boxes of matches and our necklaces we shall liberate this country.” Further tarnishing her reputation were accusations by her bodyguard, Jerry Musivuzi Richardson, that she had ordered kidnapping and murder

  2. May I please nominate

    1/ Sepp Blatter
    2/ Sepp Blatter
    3/ Sepp Blatter
    4/ Sepp Blatter
    5/ Sepp Blatter

  3. Fuck me! You didn’t leave me much did you?!? I’ve noted all your noms. Mine are :

    Billy Graham
    Hosni Mubarak
    Olivia de Haviland
    Vera Lynn
    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    And if anyone else wants to grab them, then they’re a cunt…

  4. Get, the fuck, in there!

    Angela Lansbury
    Lionel Blair
    Bobby Charlton
    Beatrix of the Netherlands
    Bernard Cribbins

      • So Dave, you slipped in through the backdoor you sad little cunt. I feel aggrieved that I’m not in your top 5 though (must try harder)!
        Now you’ve had your little victory, why not fuck off back to the public toilets

      • I thought that was so funny that I’d let it go through for the regulars. I’ll even add it to the nominations list – although I doubt you’ll win.

        I do feel a little insulted at not being on the top of the list, though.

        Anyway I like to give false hope that you can actually post to this site.

        ( Anyone want to add Bane / Patroller to the list? I’ll allow it through as a freebie… )

      • Too Right Dioclese
        I’ll take him in place of BB King.
        Dave, please post your obituary as soon as possible

      • FANTASTIC – do I get some sort of prize for being top of The Bukkake Bitch aka Dave The Cunt’s hit list? Maybe a 6th nomination in the Pool..??

        By the way, Dave, since you obviously still read the site (even though you’re unable to post), you still haven’t published the email and IP addresses of ISAC regulars as you promised, and, needless to say, Plod hasn’t come knocking either. I’m sure everyone here would wish to join me in saying what a silly, sad, failure of a cunt you are.

      • I have met some cunts who are (or have been) full of shit… But Dave/Patroller/Spunkbubble is too full of shit and stupid for words… First of all, he outs himself as a coppers nark… Even though he was spouting prize bullshit, it is not the brightest thing to do (it’s been put about in the right/wrong places that the little shit is a grass!)… And with all his crap about ‘publishing’ and ‘finding’ people and addresses: I didn’t/can’t take the little twat seriously, as I believe a piece of chippy cod has more backbone than Dave/Patroller/Cocksucker and that he is purely delusional with his ‘dark web’ bollocks… However, this ‘finding’ thing can work the other way round: and the tip-off about Romford has not been forgotten… The odious little cunt might get a nice surprise some time…

      • Mr Patroler, I am in rude good health, apart from a touch of gout and a prostate the size of a water melon. I suspect I wont be sfuffling off soon and intend to be around for a good few years yet, to the annoyance of all the cunts out there..

    • Already got Cassius under Mohammed Ali dear heart. Always exciting to have another go though.

    • Stiles was one United’s greats… Turned Eusebio into a gibbering wreck, and Nobby would frighten the shite out of every single Premier League player if he were playing today… Oh, to see a Stiles Special dished out to Steven Gerrard or that Ballotelli cunt…

      • Indeed a great man with or without dentures. As I recall, he had to leave the teeth out in order that the opposing players didn’t lose an ear or two. But apparently he is not a well man.

  9. As nominated yesterday but all seem to have vanished now:

    Mohammed Ali
    Helmut Schmidt
    Ken Dodd
    Christopher Lee
    Anthony Armstrong Jones (I think unless I swopped him and cannot remember)

    • I already have you down for :
      Christopher Lee
      Helmut Schmidt
      Ken Dodd
      Leslie Phillips
      Mohammed Ali

      That OK? You been on the Madeira agin, old son?

      • Leslie Phillips, that’s the chappie. Took him back again and dropped out AAJ. Thanks old heart. Memory not what it was.

        Sauce has been flowing rather freely orf late ever since me quack told me that gentlemen orf a certin age are less prone to the old hangover than a young shaver. Something to do with so many brain cells having died that there is plenty orf room left in the old cranium for the remaining cells to expand into under the effects orf. Apparently hangovers are caused by the brain swelling under the effects orf alchohol and pressing against the skull. Thus the less brains you have in there the better.
        Explains the dominance orf the ruling classes and the Stokes in particular.

  12. I would like to add that I was going to nominate ‘The Coleman Experience’ but the cunt seems to have faked his own death in recent months.

    • And Chris Spivey hilariously states on his own conspiracy theory blog that he (Spivey) refuses to go into hispital because he’s convinced that the establishment will murder him if he does.

      If only…

      • Your typo gives your post away as a false flag operation. Ps where do you apply to become a crisis actor as they appear to be getting plenty work these days 🙂

      • Yeah – check my IP and if it’s a proxy or a VPN, obviously I’m a government agent or a crisis actor.

  13. Could I have Malcolm Hebdon, Julie Goodyear, Eileen Derbyshire, Barberra Knox and last but not least Bill Roach. It’s about time these old wooden Corry actors shuffled off. Do they realise there are proper actors out of work ?

    • I also think Roy Cropper should go out in style…. He should win the Lottery, pull a cracking bird (as opposed to that Hayley chappie) and shag himself to death…

      • Well, there’s Timothy West and…. errr… that’s it…

        Q: What’s the difference between Kat Moon and The Titanic?

        A: Only 10’000 men went down on the Titanic!

  15. Paddy McGuinness is a right (or should I say ‘reet’) cunt…. This knob is simply famous and on telly for being Peter Kay’s mate… All that ‘Me likey!’ and ‘Ding Dang Do!’ bollocks irritates the fuck out of me.. Then there’s his Gregg’s commercials and the slapperfest that is ‘Take Me Out’… But what is worse than Paddy McGinness infesting out TV screens? His wife doing the same thing…. A Scouse (Scouse? I ask you!) skank with plastic tits and a voice that could peel paint off the Blackpool Tower… You can tell the lad aims high and likes a bit of class (Yeah, reet!)…

  17. On conspiracy blog nutters not to forget the David Icke Forum. For a bit off fun posted on there a few times a while back but the credulous cunts are so gullible and unable to recognize a piss take that it all became a bore rather. Jacked it in. Anyway David Icke should be nominated again if anyone fancies a psycho punt.

  18. Vlad the bad Putin
    Malcolm Rifkin (Cheating cunt)
    Freddy fucking Starr
    Stuart Hall
    Max Clifford

  19. Dave Mackay has now shuffled off… A proper player and hard as nails… I’m sure everyone knows the famous picture of him threatening that dirty little Leeds cunt, Billy Bremner…

    I also remember when Mackay managed Derby County… The Red Army paid its own ‘tribute’ to Mackay when United played Derby in the FA Cup semi final at Hillsborough in 1976…

    To the tune of the Brotherhood Of Man hit:

    ‘Kisses for me. Save all your kisses for me
    Bye Bye, Derby. Bye Bye.
    Just fuck off, Dave Mackay.
    ‘Cause we beat you two-nil, with two goals from Gordon Hill.’

    Great days. RIP Dave…

    • Just seen an unconfirmed rumour that Angela Lansbury is gone.

      Which not opnly means Cunt O’MaCunto is a winner but also is another one that I had and dropped a couple of threads ago.

      Wonderful. Just fucking wonderful

    • I knew he wasn’t well. Didn’t know he was given 3-6 months back in 2012 so fair play for hanging on. And well picked.

      The Angela Lansbury rumour looks like it was just that. Somebody being an arse on the internet. It happens, apparently!

      • I’ll have the same names for Pool [18]

        1: Clive James
        2: Warren Mitchell
        3: Denis Nordern
        4: Denis Healey
        5: Doris Day

  22. For Deadpool {18} can I have:
    Chris Woodhead
    Mary Tyler Moore
    Valerie Harper
    Leslie Phillips
    Sheila Mercier

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