This fucker makes the dreaded Scottish midge look like a fucking pussycat. Insect repellant, head nets, gloves, full body protection and still the little cunt bites you. How do they do it?
And the even better thing about these sods it that you don’t feel them at the time. This bastard specialises in delayed action bites. They start itching about 12 hours later. Antihistamine cream? Don’t make me larf! Their bites spit on your antihistamine cream! And don’t even think about scratching because that just makes them itch even more.
I caught one on the window in our cabin one night. Felt really good squashing the little bastard except that he was full of blood. We weren’t sure whose blood until the next day. Then the itching started.
Yes, he is truly King in the world of blood suckers. Should have been a politician…
Nominated by: Dioclese
I nominate Tim Cook of Apple, the sanctimonious cunt, who is employing Chinese slave labour to assemble.his iPhones for $5 and sells that shit here for $1000. He’s a global cunt.
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Yep had an idyllic holiday in a delightfully named placed called ‘Assassination Cove’ in the Bay of Islands some years ago. The sandflys bit to the bone. My legs are peppered with livid scars whenever I get a tan.
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Went to Assassination Cove but thankfully it was devoid of sand flies at the time…
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You two need to harden up a bit. Being bitten by one of our friendly insects is a welcome mat we extend to all visitors. The thing with the sandfly though is that it will bite some people to death, while completely ignoring others. My wife will get hammered by these fucking things while I, thankfully, won’t get a scratch. Still, she does tell me I’m a ugly, anti-social cunt, so maybe that’s the secret?
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Ah assassination cove. Favourite holiday destination or the Kennedys. On a sixties theme we bid farewell to Mandy Rice Davis – Profumo affair, rocked the establishment ect ect. Worked with the frisky filly and her friskier daughter on a number off glamour projects. Very nice, very posh, pleasant memories. Swinging sixties what.
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And here is the saucy little minx from the classic photo set pictured in 1963:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/08/article-0-1B4EDAA100000578-66_634x598.jpg
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Good background here:
http://spartacus-educational.com/SPYdavies.htm
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Indeed Sir Limply. Although as I recall the fella who got orwffed was a Frency. I suppose it could have been one of the Bouviers. I think the Maoris ate him afterwards with a little red wine. No fava beans.
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Kirsty McColl and the Pogues are cunts for creating that god awful suck the will to live out of me shitty fucking song ‘fairytale of New York’.
Well, she’s a dead cunt but I won’t spare the hatred…and that ugly fucker from the Pogues should be dead, not on account of alcoholism, but for that song.
Turn the radio on, on any station, this week, and some twat is playing it and professing his admiration for it. Fuck away off.
Cùnts the lot of them.
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Dan, we live in hope. I’ve got the cunt in the dead pool. Though it has to be said, the man has the consitution of a cockroach, but with less teeth. I also have that cunt Miley Cyrus. You never know the two might be travelling together on Maylasian airlines going to a Geldoff event and get shot down by the Russkies/North Koreans/French. I’m keeping my fingers crossed this Christmas.
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People who keep playing Slade need a right cunting as well
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The worst christmas song in my opinion is – Having a wonderful christmas time – by Paul McCartney. Its the Most boring, monotonous pile of shite ever recorded. Fucking hate it
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So you not looked back at my blog for those Christmas turkeys by that cunt Chas C then?
(Only kidding Chas. Honest. ;-0)
Last years offering “That Fucking Christmas Music” says it all really!
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‘Do they know its Christmas’
It gets worse every time I hear it.
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Hard to argue with you – but I’m so impressed with Band Aid 30 that next year I’m thinking of doing Band Aid 31. The lyrics are already written and I’ve identified a suitable backing track.
I figure that people are so thick that they’ll think it’s a real version and will send me loads of money! Might even be a Christmas number one if I get enough downloads
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Worst Xmas songs ever: ‘Another Rock ‘N’ Roll Christmas’ by that nonce cunt, Gary Glitter. Rich Cliffard with ‘Mistletoe and Wine’ and ‘Saviour’s Day’ (does he sing “He is gobbling you, a-gobbling you…?”). Shaky with ‘Merry Christmas Everyone’ The already mentioned Fairytale of fucking New York and that load of shite from Wizzard….
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I know it isn’t technically an Xmas record but ‘There’s No One Quite Like Grandma’ is probably the worst Xmas No. 1 (alongside all the shitty Cowell/X Factor turds of recent years!). Although not a big Floyd fan, I loved it when ‘Another Brick In The Wall’ made Xmas No.1 in 1979… Instead of the usual cheesy, glittery shite, people had to watch marching hammers and teachers putting kids into a mincer on Top Of The Pops on Christmas Day… Lovely stuff…
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We could say anyone that has made or covered a Christmas song since 1985 is up for a nomination of cunting order I’d say. Any exception?
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We could go further and nominate EVERY Christmas song singer, from time immemorial for a cunting award.
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Especially that king sized cunt, Bing Crosby and his White Christmas… The old cunt couldn’t even sing…
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Don’t forget Bing and Bowies Little Drummer Boy…Vile beyond comparison…
Baruppbumbum…Agggghhhhhhhh!
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I think Bowie was coked out of his skull when he did that (and it shows!).
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Don’t forget Bing was a cunt to his kids.
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