Griefjackers (or Grief Monkeys) are cunts…
The tragic death of Australian batsman, Phil Hughes, prompted the latest lemming like bout of griefjacking… Cunts en masse actually buying cricket bats just to put them outside as a ‘tribute’ (or be an exhibitionist tosser on social media).
The predicament of Fabrice Muamba (who is still with us) also prompted griefjacking on a sickening scale (Even though he wasn’t dead!).
Ever since the demise of Lady Di griefjacking has become part of the national psyche… Some celebrity or sportsperson (any celebrity or sportsperson!) passes away and the online freaks and Twitter Twats act like it is Jack Kennedy 1963 all over again… Even JFK didn’t get the outpouring of ‘tributes’ and griefjacking that poor Phil Hughes has had…
Nominated by: Norman
Griefjackers are indeed cunts of the first order. Let us not forget the griefjacker in chief Tony Cunting Blair, who tried to spin Diana’s funeral to give himself a bigger part. What a prick.
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Damn you, you beat me to it. If I remember correctly, it was Bliar who coined the phrase ‘The People’s Princess’. I also remember the nausea I felt as that piece of shit intruded on the grief of William and Harry, to boost his own ego.
Overall though, there are too many public displays of grief. These days, if someone’s canary pegs out, it’s plastered all over facebook and twatter before the deceased is even cold. There are tributes on the internet, and flowers, stuffed toys, cards, letters. It’s fucking ridiculous. And if you don’t join in the grief, you’re a heartless bastard, as emotionless as Mr Spock.
It’s particularly annoying when criminals are killed, especially ‘gangstas’. The families release photos of the shitbag looking all sweet and innocent. You get messages on Twatter and Facebook from friends and associates, all the lines of ‘E woz a top bloak’, ‘E woz a dimand geeza’, ‘E woz a tru solja innit’. I mean what the fuck? No, numbnuts, he was a ‘tru solja’. He was a criminal piece of shit.
It’s time to bring this bullshit to an end. We all lose loved ones, and we all grieve. But we don’t all feel the need to demand that the entire fucking world share in that grief.
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I reckon this guy agrees with your sentiments about these evil bastards…
http://damned-to-hell.blogspot.co.uk
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I believe “The People’s Princess” was an Alistair Campbell line. As was pretty much everything Blair said on that occasion (and many others). In fact, didn’t Campbell re-write parts of the Queen’s ‘Diana’ speech… (“Speaking as a Grandmother…” etc.) ..? Met Campbell once, was definitely like looking into the eyes of a sociopath.
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I stand corrected.
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Campbell is also a Burnley fan… The sheepshagging, sx fingered cunt…
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I met Diana a couple of times in the mid nineties, while I was in the army. Nice lady actually, but far from the victim she’s often portrayed as. She was highly intelligent, and more than willing to fight her corner.
I met her brother once as well. He was an elitist arsehole. Made a fair few quid out of his sister, hasn’t he?
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I truly wonder whether these griefjackers would bother to put as much effort into the funerals of their own dead relatives.
It is just an extension of social media, fueled by the ever increasing fad of being “famous”. Reality TV, Twatter, Facebook and all the other crap that people buy into simply because they want to be noticed, or in the case of griefjackers, be seen to be doing the “popular” thing.
That shyster Blair would sell his own granny if it got him 15 minutes of TV time
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Fuckjackers are a particularly scummy sub genre orf the above, however reprehensible they may be. As evidenced by cunt cad supremo James Hewitt who is able to make a passable living oit orf having given Princess Di a shag or two (which he does not deny) and fathering Prince Harry (which generally he does deny). All par for the course for the Royals donchaknow who have blood lines as pure as a gutter full orf alley cats. Strange though that the family has quite so many defective genes. Roger the Lodger doine at Windsor must be a right deviant and inbred cunt.
Cuntjackers are beyond the pale in me humble by continuing to deny all in the face orf overwhelming. Bumped into Paula Yates a few times doine at the Lotts Road Auction Rooms. Tiny pale faced filly who was destroyed when she discovered the late Hughie Green was her father. Who could live that doine? Only way oit? Top yerself.
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Look at me, I can grieve more than you! NO, LOOK AT ME!!! I can also grieve better than you, just look at all the flowers and soft toys and all the plagiarised RIP memes that I plaster allover Facebollocks/Twatter/Instacunt.
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I remember being at Villa Park (to watch United vs Villa). Gary Speed had just passed away. And along with all the black armbands, the minutes applause (what the fuck?!) and the usual mawkishness, Villa fans held up a banner which read: ‘Goodbye, Gary, and thank you.’
Thanks for what? Not actually ever playing for Aston Villa? I’m sure Speed was a decent enough lad. But what was his major contribution to the game? He certainly never made one at VIilla… Grief Monkey fuckwitery at its ridiculous peak…
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Fuck that Ebola Nurse. Goes over for her do good in life and comes back to potentially infect every innocent living a normal life.
And how much time and money will be spent closing roads, separating hospital wings where some person(s) at Intensive Care will probably be pushed aside and die for her anyway.
Whats worse – the previous cunt that did this and lived to go back is now going to give her blood. Creating their own fucking race.
They should leave these cunts in Africa and treat them there or burn her on re entry.
I know there has been a recent posting on these cunts, but I feel this could be worthy of an emergency cunting. Of a late contender for cunt of the year.
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The New Year’s Honours list is typically shite…. Dame Joan Collins… Is it for services to crap acting? Services to tacky film roles? Services to playing slags? The only good thing she did was the Cinzano commercial with Rigsby….
James Corden? For being a vast, unfunny, noxious, coked up, lardarsed cunt?
And that other Gavin and Stacey cunt… Who the fuck is next? Russell Brand?!
Esther Rantzen? For ignoring the victims of Jimmy Savile when they came to her (Not to mention the worst TV show in history: That’s Life!)?
What a crock of shit!
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Fuck me, they’ve dragged out Mary Peters for another fucking honour as part of the Northern Ireland tranche. Like fuck, what about Michael Dunlop being made a Sir for being a fucking ace cunt motorbike racer, cleaning up at the TT and NW200 …..or, long overdue, Billy Bingham being made a Sir.
……or Jet Black of the Stranglers for being fucking cool as fucking fuck forever
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That 80s NI side was ace…. Jennings, Armstrong, Hamilton, and great to see reds like McIlroy, Nichol, McCreery and Big Norm following in Bestie’s footsteps… Bingham was a fine manager…
All the Stranglers should be knighted… Sir Jean Jacques Burnel has a ring to it….
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JJ asked me, from the stage, if he could buy my girl off me at the gig in Zaandam a couple of years ago…the cheeky cunt. He respected being told to fuck off, I think.
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