Meghan Trainor

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I would like to cunt that Meghan Trainor for inflicting that “All about that bass” tripe upon us, it is played several times a day and is almost unavoidable, seriously I have to control my anger like never before whenever I hear that song otherwise I’m going to end up taking it out on some poor unsuspecting bystander.

Nominated by: Mr Cunty Pants

Lyrics? What lyrics? She’s all about a lack of lyrics. If she didn’t endlessly repeat the title the shit would only last about 3 seconds. What a vast improvement that’d be.

Nominated by: Kiwicunt

Who the fuck is Meghan Trainor? Looks like a typical, soft core, peado loving, talentless, yank, gobshite, arsehole cunt to me…

Nominated by: Dioclese

279 thoughts on “Meghan Trainor”

  1. “I don’t want to share it with you just yet” simply translates as “It was all a lie, as you all know, but I am too embarrassed to admit it”.

    He said he was going to post it here THIS MORNING. He is a FAILURE. He will NEVER EVER post any info, nor will he EVER reveal the so-called “other blog forum” he claims to have posted on because, as we all know, NONE OF IT EXISTS.

    Every claim and threat he makes is UNTRUE.

    He is a LIAR, a FAILURE and a TROLL (and not even a very good one either).

    And his breath smells of daddy cock.

    • My name is Patroller.

      My master is Wadders.

      I am moving on to troll several more blogs.

      I will troll this site again in the future.

      You cannot stop us.

      • In other words, you’re quitting because YOU FAILED and everyone here is laughing at you.

        Here’s a tip = next time, don’t make threats (police / publishing IP addresses) that you clearly can’t keep because it just makes you look even more of a cunt when you try to lie your way out of it.

        And your breath still reeks of cock.

      • I mean Dave kill himself, not Fred.
        My name is Patroller? My master is Waddrers?
        Master? What a kinky little fucker.

  2. At least you admit you are a troll you little faggot.
    Stop you? Why even bother? Bitch-slapping you and your stupid comments gives me the same satisfaction as you get from taking Wadders pork sword up your pimply little arse.
    Give up trolling and become a rent boy instead, you obviously have had some practice

  3. ‘Ere let me tell you lot summink. I was give fifty quid by Dave’s dad. He said there was more where that come from if I taught ‘is son the factser life. Go orn you ol’ cunt I goes, ooh do yer fink I am. I anint no easy slag so don’ fuckin’ disrespect me tosser. Well I was that upset I went dawn the club an’ ‘ad a few shots wive the fifty quid. Red Bull ‘an meths. Naw not crystal meths you fuckin’ tools. Proper meths. I don’ touch that chemical crap. I started to like chill yer know an’ I fort “easy moni innit” an ah give the ol’ tosser a bell on me mobile. When ‘e picks up I goes don’ yew fuckin’ disrespect me you ol’ cunt. ‘Ow do you expect a young lady like me to take your sonny boy’s lickle prick up me fanny for less than a ton? ‘An fair play to ‘im he fort abaht that an’ cum rand and gimme the ton on condition he could film it on ‘is mobile the fuckin’ old perve.

    So I give sonny boy a tinkle on ‘is mobile ‘an tol ‘im ta cum dahn cos there was an alien just landed near the disabled toilets and it’s got three arses. Ah could ‘ear ‘im spunkin all over ‘is phone then he wos dahn like a shot. Just ‘ad time to put orn a coupla bin bags to look all black an’ shiny innit. Nah take it from me I know a fing or free abaht ‘ow ta satisfy a punter so soon as Dave cum over I give ‘im a right royal tongue dahn the froat. I always eat salt an’ viniger crisps before I do that cos it tastes better. Nah ‘eh was defo innerested in them crisps so I give ‘im the ol’ glasgee grope right up ‘is little whiffy knackers. Started wappin’ up on his tiny little todger really earnin’ me money like until fuck me it felt like sommink bit me. Fuck you cunt ah goes you got razor blades up yer prick or summing. Me ‘ands got blood all over it innit. Then he goes all pervey like in that high lispy voice of ‘is as ‘ow ‘is rat’s got aht that usually lives up ‘is arse. Starts cooing to it all weird planet like come ‘ere Jeffrey love. Calls ‘is fuckin’ arse rat Jeffrey Dahmer.

    Well gents, a girl’s got her professional pride an’ I’m fucked if I’m going to stand for not bein’ fucked but it’s a dead cert old floppy bollocks anint got a decent fuck in ‘im so I let ‘im toss ‘imself of on me bin liner. Gruesome thin scummy spunk it was ‘an all but he’s happy wiv that, ‘is pervy ol’ man has got ‘is mobile footage for youtube so he’s ‘appy. Job done innit. Good news is there is absolutely no chance of Davey boy ever reproducing.

  6. Oh No. Not for our Davey. He will shuffle off this mortal coil in an orgiastic fueled heart failure and expire by terminal wanking

  7. Our Dioclese
    Who art in New Zealand
    hallowed be your name
    give us this day our daily cunting
    and forgive our trolling of dave
    as we have forgiven you for buggering off on holiday
    lead us not into further temptation
    but deliver us from the darknet
    for thine is the blogspot
    the power and glory
    amen

  8. Just re-read the whole thread. Missed this gem at the time, but it’s definely one of the most uninentionally hilarious of all Dave’s comments and as such I think it’s worth repeating in case anyone else skimmed over it:

    “Figures hug dreadful high deen kk
    That, by the way, was an instruction to my allies on the dark net.
    It begins the end of this swamp.”

    I’d love to know what Bletchley Park would have made of “”Figures hug dreadful high deen kk”.

    • What would any code crackers think about the delusions of a paranoid megalomaniac, pimply arsed schitzo with a fixation in fellatio?
      Looks like he’s buggered off to start a moral crusade elsewhere.

  9. Oh I agree Fred. I think its code for “What an insignificant worthless little cunt I am”.
    You have to admit though, in the paucity of new topics Davy Bane Troll has alleviated the boredom. I think he has retired for now to indulge in self-abuse, judging by the lack of responses.

  10. I would like to nominate women’s football….

    There are football clubs and youth organizations in the UK that get fuck all from the FA or FIFA. There are kids who have piss poor pitches full of dog shit and facilities that are just bog standard. Yet the Football governing bodies and the fucking BBC are spunking thousands of pounds on this women’s football. All in the name of political correctness. They have even got it on telly regularly now… The aforementioned heinous BBC and even Sky Sports show the bloody shit… Once you’ve seen a minute of it (to laugh at the goalkeepers), that is it…

  11. You’d have thought that the BBC would be especially keen to encourage young boys, given that the organization is full of pedophiles and faggots

  12. True. A friend of mine didn’t get a job at the Beeb because he wasn’t gay. Loads of experience (at Granada TV) and the right qualifications. But if you don’t mince through the door, you don’t get into The BBC now…

    And all the women teams are full of munters…

  13. Tell you what guys, if Meghan Trainor takes a quick glance at this site she is going to think she is the most cunted cunt ever.

    And most of us (me included) don’t have a clue or give a fuck who she is.

    • That is verity itself O Odin’s bollocks. The thread is not for the faint hearted. Poor Dioclece is in for a treat after his sojourn in Nuzzyland.

  14. It is a fucking disgrace ! How long before they start flying the ISIS flag. Its a fucking joke as well, it looks like it was designed by a four year old.

  15. Bugger me just looked that up. The dirham grubbing dossers. How the cunts noticed that little tiny cross on top orf the crest….Best plan is to replace the tiny cross with a fucking great swastika if they want an islamic symbol. By the way the spell checker keeps trying to force me to spell islamic with a capital. Fuck that.

    • God knows what the people in Spain (a very catholic country) think of this financial fuckery… I’ll be surprised if they don’t set fire to the Bernebau, and I won’t blame them either….

    • “..not to offend Muslim sensibilities..”
      Just like some left wing faggot councils have been doing for years in banning Christmas icons and symbols. I frankly do not give a flying fuck about offending Muslim sensibilities, if the concept of there being other faiths and beliefs on this planet offends them. Truth of the matter is that most Muslims could not give a toss about what the Christian MAJORITY of this country believe in or want to celebrate.
      They and that dysfunctional cunt Dave deserve being slathered in pork fat and barbequed a-la saxon

    • Sir Limply, I am your man if you need any swastika designs. Although the PC brigade insist we call it the ‘crooked cross’ these days. Anyway, I can knock em out a fiver at a time. All tastfully done and not a hint of rancour. Can get a nice blond filly to bestraggle, all atired in black. Have a guess where the end of the cross goes….. Cost you an extra tenner.

  16. It’s like those thick cunts at Manchester City… The Blunoses are all giddy about the new era and the endless supply of petro- dollars and mercenary players. Yet they don’t give a fuck about the highly questionable (and some would say diabolical) human rights record of the UAE… And Real are no better…

    Dark Web? What a crock of fucking shite… Just some sad little spunkbubble with a Sith fixation….

  17. Money that could be spent on grass roots and community football is instead being blown on the vanity project that is the England Women’s Team… They’ve now got something called a female referee development officer (I know: For fuck’s sake!)… I dread to think what the game will be like in twenty to thirty years time… If it still exists, that is… A team in France (where fucking else?!) has already got a female manager… It really is truly horrifying…

  19. He is a fucking idiot ! Must admit though, he kept me entertained all weekend. Metaphorically speaking he’s been absolutely slaughtered. He should know better than to mess with Fred west, sir Limply and co, plus a little help from Dave’s mam (nudge nudge, wink wink) roll the credits please

  21. From what I can gather from his posts he went from a morally outraged, melodramatic Guardian comments type (I bet he’s always on there too!). To the spiteful, nasty little troll fuck he really is. And all this bullshit about coppers, being in the know, threats, and all tat bollocks about ‘dark forces’ just showed the lengths he’d go to get noticed and how stark staring bonkers he is…

    • I wouldn’t even give it the credit of being stark staring bonkers.

      Just a sad act troll who thinks he knows people in the dark web.

      What the pathetic little cunt probably doesn’t realise is that the dark web is where nonces and drug dealers ply their trade.

      If I were him I would keep association with those types of people very quiet.

      I wonder if Dioclese can track Dave’s IP address when he gets back?

      I’m sure plod would love to have a word with Dave about the kiddy fiddlers and hard drug pushers that he purports to know.

  22. Little turd is obviously a Grauniad or Sun reader (the continuous early use of their favourite word: “Vile”). And all that my name is patroller, my master is whoever bollocks… Really pathetic, look at me, I’m hard, self important shit… Little fucker probably loves Emo and crap like Marilyn Manson and My Chemical Romance.. Made out he was cool and detached (I’m tired of this site etc). Then he went into standard Twitter moral outrage mode. Then finally an explosion of hate, threats, deluded bollocks and pure toys out of the pram…. Total knobend…

    • Wrong on all counts cunt!

      You need to improve your detection skills.

      A quick suggestion, try a cock up your ass.
      You come across as a bender.

      • Just as we expected: for the second (or third?) time, the sad, snivelling little cunt does a big melodramatic farewell, but comes back once again! Even HE doesn’t take his own farewells seriously, so why should anyone else believe anything he EVER says?

        Come on Dave – where’s that list of IP addresses/personal details of ISAC posters you promised? I absolutely guarantee you’ll find a way NOT to reveal them because we all know it was an empty threat you can’t actually deliver.

        And where’s Plod? We’ve all been waiting patiently. But, as everyone correctly predicted, that’s just another entry in your extensive catalogue of failures.

        Where have you been hiding anyway? What have you been up to? Licking Wadders’ bumhole? Drinking more bukkake cocktails? After your Dad, Uncle and Grandad have spunked on your face, do they put a litlle red paper umbrella in it? Or a sparkler? I’ve always wondered about that.

        Don’t you realise what a TOTAL JOKE you are? Can’t you comprehend that NO ONE takes you seriously and EVERYONE is laughing at you…? Nothing you can EVER do or say or post will EVER convince anyone on here treat you with any degree of credibility or respect – unless you throw yourself off the platform at Clapham Junction into the path of an oncoming high speed train as Sir Limply previously suggested.

        You know what would be really funny? Could you pretend to be Wadders, your “Master”? If you could sign in as him and admonish us for having a go at your little bukakke bitch “Patroller” that would be fucking HILARIOUS. Perhaps “he” could issue some threats of his own for good measure? And maybe some more of those retarded “code words” aimed at the dark net…? Cheers, darling. I’m giggling already.

        You sad, sad cunt.

  23. Says Dave: “Wrong on all counts cunt! You need to improve your detection skills.”

    That’s pretty rich considering how many counts Dave has been wrong on and how he promised – and FAILED – to publish ISAC IP addresses.

    Clearly the odious cunt doesn’t understand irony either.

    • When one of your relations in real life says he is gay, I wonder what you will do?

      My guess is a violent reaction that involves beating someone close to death. I think I’m right.

  26. Just as I predicted – Dave weasels out of actually saying where he has allegedly posted ISAC IP address because HE HASN’T DONE SO.

    Thinly veiled “look over your shoulder” threats are as ludicrous and as laughable as everything else you post on here, you sad cunt. Everyone is still laughing at you. You couldn’t frighten a child.

  27. I have Dave’s ip address from a site he posted on earlier this year which I also used to post on (and hacked).

    Unlike Dave who couldn’t hack a Fisher-Price keyboard, I can get into Dave’s system via invisible trojans and keystroke loggers.

    I will publish Dave’s ip addy, details of his isp, his geographical location, plus the url’s of any interesting sites I find in his browsing history (porn, etc). he’ll probably run off and try to delete his history now but I have software that can recover that shit anyway.

    Give me 48hrs, then it’s all going online. Fact.

    • Please post his IP, I’m sure his pappy will go mental when he finds his mentally challenged son has been such a naughty little boy

  29. Harry you LEGEND. An honour to net a troll with you mate. This is a heads up to let all know that there is now a little bit of code on this site that installs a virus onto Dave’s OS through his back door (bet you get lots of viruses that way Dave) as soon as he logs on. A Trojan Tony special.

    Dave mate when you read this (actually you don’t even need to read this, just so long as you’re on here will do) you are already too late. Those executables are doing their sweet thing.

    Happy blogging people.

  30. Nice one

    I’m willing to bet however, that David is no stranger to having his nether ports “probed”, and he won’t notice the “payload” that has been dropped for some time.
    What Davey really wants of course, judging as I do, by his earlier posts, is a more direct “hacking” attempt on his anal firewall, preferably by his master Wadders

    • Dave may have though he was safe, but I hear Wadders managed to sneak in through an unprotected back door.

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