I would like to cunt that Meghan Trainor for inflicting that “All about that bass” tripe upon us, it is played several times a day and is almost unavoidable, seriously I have to control my anger like never before whenever I hear that song otherwise I’m going to end up taking it out on some poor unsuspecting bystander.
Nominated by: Mr Cunty Pants
Lyrics? What lyrics? She’s all about a lack of lyrics. If she didn’t endlessly repeat the title the shit would only last about 3 seconds. What a vast improvement that’d be.
Nominated by: Kiwicunt
Who the fuck is Meghan Trainor? Looks like a typical, soft core, peado loving, talentless, yank, gobshite, arsehole cunt to me…
Nominated by: Dioclese
There are no words to describe how utterly mindless and irritating this song is. She deserves burning alive and her ashes scattered over Liverpool.
BTW: Where have all the comments gone Dioclese?
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Who cares. I’m very glad with the situation.
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Where are the police then, Dave, you sad cunt? And where is the correct identification of my IP address? Can’t do it, can you? All talk and no fuck, as usual. Always nice to be proved right.
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Ignore the spotty little oik. My guess is that he is 14 years old, with a fixation on bum-rape and an addiction to visiting Mrs palm and the digit daughters. Police? After the turgid filth this closet faggot has posted. I think not
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Go back to your swamp you scum.
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It really makes me laugh.
You seem to think that the fools on this swamp are intelligent. Not a chance cunt.
The lot of you are a set of backward trolls living in your basements.
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Go away you boring cunt.
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Hit a raw nerve there Dave! The reason for your trolling is clear to me. Social reject, no friends apart from the other misfits in online games, wanting to so much be a part of the witty and erudite comments here, but knowing that your mental capacity is not up to it. Not far from the truth am I?
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sunday morning and i love is a cunt and all who sail in her ,comments are class but this piss weasel has nutted me and cunt goes to the bones but stupidity is second to none and a
village idiot is a virtue and BTW dave kiss my hairy clagnuts
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BTW this my karma after grumpy old git left
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Ooooo Dave you naughty troll, just the thought of you and I go all wet inside my arse. Shall we sneak into bed, cover ourselves with soiled sheets and toss while you troll. Be my bum baby sweetheart. I can’t bare to think of you wanking by yourself all alone. PS wash your penis for me lover. Kiss kiss suck suck.
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The bitch would love the idea but the thought of it makes me puke
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You’ve got some major problems cunt.
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“You’ve got some major problems” – says the cunt who trolls a site like this! Oh, the delicious irony.
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Not at all cunt. This coming from a Thicko who uses the name of a mass murderer as his ID on this swamp.
Irony is lost on you cretin.
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Dearie Me troll-boy, What would your wife and kids, figments of your imagination though they be, think of your filthy language?
Now you have had the negative attention you wanted, why not bugger off and watch the funnies on CBBC?
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Ha ha you’ve really had some stick today Dave. I’ve had a right laugh at the piss taking comments you’ve received. Now do you realise what a fool you are ?
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You misunderstand the motives of Dave the troll Cliff. He (or she) thrives on the piss-taking comments, notice how all the regulars are not posting, in an attempt no-doubt to starve the little shit of attention.
Eventually it will get bored and go and join a LAN party somewhere
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Cliff, the so called stick has not even touched me.
You are the fool, but you will never understand this.
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The regular posters can rot in hell, as far as I’m concerned. Bunch of loons the lot of you.
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Yes your right. I will follow suit
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And that reply was to anon, not that boring troll .
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And you think you are remotely interesting cliff?
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Ah my little troll boy Dave, others may loath you but I LOVE you. There my god said it now but I want the world to know. You are no longer alone my sweet, no longer a solitary pervert in the shadows. I am there for you now, worshiping your every move, following you online wherever you go, collating every trace of you for my own unworthy database of desire.
Almost afraid to ask but have gone so far now. Please dear Dave may I have some of your DNA to worship and a pair of your shite stained briefs to sniff.
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ROTFLMAO
That was sheer poetry…:-)
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It was a pile of shit, but whatever cretin.
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Please send me the pants you were wearing when you made that comment and sign them “disabled toilet” so I may sniff them.
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I think you are a closet homosexual.
Ask Sir Limply for the location of your local gay dogging get together.
Keep spreading your spunk over your boyfriend’s arsecheeks.
I just love dealing with my inferiors on this site.
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Inferiors? You sound like Hitler, you sad little turd.
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What the fucks going on here ! Dioclese goes awol for a few days and all hell breaks loose. Come on fellas forget about Dave or Nidge or Shirley or whatever her fucking name is and let’s have some nominations please !
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That vapid cunt Dioclese is supposedly in New Zealand.
At least the counting has stopped on this site, if only for you be day.
The whole existence of this site is a disgrace. It will end soon.
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If it’s such a disgrace, why do you spend so much time here? Get to fuck, you little Nazi cunt!
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Totally agree, the more you feed, the more they’ll breed , just like cockroaches
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Allo allo. Dave the accused was observed loiterin vive hintent hin the veecinerty hof the disabled toilets your honour. He was hingaged hin the hacktivity of self abuse for some quarter hof an hower hin plain view hof members hof the public. Now I happreciate a gennelmans necessity to take matters hinto his hown hands but a pathetic tiny todger like that?
Hi thereupon arrested him and charged him with being a little wanker.
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Try better you cunt.
It’s a pleasure to observe an inferior mind at work.
I’m so far above you on the food chain, you just don’t realise it!
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Go and have a wank, Adolf. You sad little twat.
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“I just love dealing with my inferiors on this site” – presumably you mean inferiors who don’t actually upvote their own posts and pretend they aren’t, but mysteriously stop as soon as they get called out…?
Or do you mean inferiors who don’t have mental illnesses and don’t derive their only sense of worth and empowerment from internet trolling…?
What a failure you are, with your pathetic multiple identities (which everyone spotted a mile off) and your grandiose delusions of superiority. Only a cunt with seriously low self-esteem would need to refer to their own “superiority”; next you’ll be telling us you’re an Alpha Male… And I bet your dad’s bigger than my dad, right? That’s the sort of infant mentality with which you amuse and delight us, dear.
Still waiting for the police to take an interest in this site (as you promised recently, but which has naturally failed to materialise). Still waiting for you to correctly identify my IP address too which you have not been able to do either, you sad lying failure. Can’t even troll successfully. I reckon you use the internet as an escape, a safe refuge where you hide when your grandad and his friends are not fucking you up the arse and spunking on your face. I bet you’ve also got a huge Cyril Smith-shaped hole in your anus, right?
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Typical delusions of grandeur Fred.
You are all my inferiors. You are scum.
This site will suffer in the coming times. You cannot stop the fates.
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Dave Bane Troll. On the charge of being a worthless little keyboard warrior faggot, the jury of this forum finds you guilty. On the charge of interfering with the process of due cunting, you are also found guilty. On the lesser charge of hideous spelling and grammar, you have moreover been found guilty. I have taken into account the mitigating circumstances of your obvious mental retardation in my deliberations. Have you anything to say before sentence is passed on you?
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Your fucking deluded Dave !
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I bet the little twat is a Satanist and a racist too.
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Well said squire, couldn’t have put it better myself. Burning alive is too good for this faschist little shit stain,
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Hive hencountered the old fake celestial powers delusion many times hin mai career. Written hin the stars is it? Let me foretell you cunt that your future is certain. I see in mai crystal ball a little social hinadequate crying its eyes out for daddy while locked up in a nasty old cell. Boo effing hoo.
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Say that in English, sausage jockey?
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You are a delusional cunt
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So you can post in English fuckwit.
Now be a good boy, obey your betters and fuck off.
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Dave…do….do you think we could meet? I mean, for a coffee or something? I know that sounds silly and I’m probably moving way too fast, but…..I like you David.
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Why would I want to meet a knob jockey like you cunt?
But when I think about it, I would like to meet you.
At at local gay dogging session organised by Sir Limply. I want to see those massive cocks enter your anus, while you squeal like a pig cunt.
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Haha! You’re funny David. Such a cutie 😉 xx
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I’m the funny man alright.
What’s funny is your brief visit to London in 2009. It’s quite interesting to view your history cunt. Quite a revealation in fact.
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Hold me David!!
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You have just joined the target list of the dark net trolls.
Your personal details (which I’m looking at) will be posted on another forum of my choosing at 9am tomorrow.
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Ooof! You’re so masterful. I think we are gonna work out just fine babe.
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Just to clarify, your details will be released in the morning. All of your details.
I’d start packing your bags now cunt. There is no escape.
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Hang on, do you mean ALL of my details?
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No cunt, name address etc., enough for the boys in blue.
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As long as you don’t put anything about my wife. Otherwise I’ll hunt you down.
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Nice try cunt.
Figures hug dreadful high deen kk
That, by the way, was an instruction to my allies on the dark net.
It begins the end if this swamp.
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Oh, you silly, soft cunt David. If you could see my ‘personal details’ you might notice that I’m what is called a female, we don’t tend to have wives. But then, the fact that you spend most of your days in a wank induced stupor would indicate that you don’t really interact with anything possessing a fanny. Except when your tugging over your sisters face in her sleep.
And by the way, I aint been to London for many a long year, good effort though you big, sexy bastard. xxx
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Its revelation not revealation you thick cunt
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You bitch. I trolled Dave first
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But you have posted the last 7 comments against me fuckwit?
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The repetitive use of hackneyed phrases ect presents quite a roadmap to an individual’s psychosis. You are clearly Looney Tunes old sport, regurgitating the same tired illiterate writing tricks.
You have every hallmark of the classic paranoid personality as revealed in your inability to relate to others and your obsession with trivial detail. As has been pointed out to you many times, you have no sense of irony and overlook the important to concentrate upon the trivial.
Your prognosis? Not good. As you continue to age your psychosis will entrench. Drug therapies (in addition to the ones you are already on)? Welcome to zombie land. You will recall in a previous session we discussed what the Germans call selbstmorder. In am sure that many of the posters on this site will be happy to club together with me and buy you a train ticket (one way naturally). Clapham Junction has some very nice acres of track and is very popular with cunts in your situation. I would be happy to send you a timetable. Bon Voyage dear heart. They are sure to have a disabled toilet at the station.
This gentleman has developed a split personality:
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f10/496034d1384417683-mans-head-sliced-half-vertically-train-accident-suicide-1456004_1410259375876093_687464282_n.jpg
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Limply, you bender, you cannot stop me.
You have now joined the trolls target list for the next 10 years.
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Thank you for confirming the diagnosis.
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How is your mouth Limply?
After last nights gay orgy Bukkake session, with your mouth as the main receiver.
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Ouch, Sir Limply. That looks like a nasty avulsion. Probably a bit late for the soothing unguent and panadol. I suspect next time he might be a tad more careful.
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Oh Lord above, it just gets better. Here we have a delusional social misfit, who is torn between reporting all and sundry to the boys in blue and veiled threats of some internet jihad by the massed forces of the dark net.
Here we have not a common or garden troll (the officers of the law don’t care for the breed BTW), but someone with an aggrandishment complex, tempered with paranoid delusions and with the urge to seek attention, no matter whether it be positive or negative in its outcome. I would reiterate the comments made by Sir Limply, that you seriously need to get some counselling for this personality disorder.. and quickly.
I actually feel sorry for you Davey boy, this site for me is a source of entertainment, for you however, there is an almost pathological need to post here.
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Swampers, you need to get out more and take things a little less seriously.
Your skills of diagnosis need to be assessed quickly, as you are completely wrong.
The main point of my trolling is that this site is awful. Why do you all want to come on here day after day and have a go at the latest ‘cunt’?
If you can defend this site correctly then I will fuck off.
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Fuck off and die, hopefully. You shithouse.
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Says you. Oh please !
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Post something of interest and we might give a fuck,
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Anyway ! Shouldn’t you be in bed now. I’d hate to think we made you too tired for school in he morning ?
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I have tomorrow off cunt. Your point knob jockey?
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That’s really no way to speak to a lady !
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Are you a she male cunt?
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Its me your mam ! Now get to bed you little cunt. Your dad will be in soon and when he’s shagged me he’ll want to finish off pumelling your arsehole
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Sad deluded fuckwit.
But a grain of truth about yourself, based on your comment cunt.
C’mon bender, you can do better.
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Ok ! Night mam. Any chance of a quick shag before daddy gets home
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“Your details will be released in the morning”
It’s now the afternoon and you’ve failed once again, fuckwit.
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I did that hours ago on another blog forum.
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Haha, you sad lying cunt.
Only children and amateurs make boasts and claims that they can’t actually back up.
Where’s the police? You said you were getting Plod involved with this site, but you’ve FAILED.
Where’s the IP addresses? You said you’d publish them HERE, but you’ve FAILED. Which “other blog forum” did you post them on? I am 100% certain you won’t say because a four year old can see it’s UNTRUE, just like every other empty boast and claim you’ve made on here.
What a sad fucking cunt you are. Everyone saw RIGHT THROUGH YOU from the start. Upvoting your own posts. Multiple identities. Lies about the police. Lies about IP addresses. FAIL, FAIL, FAIL.
If you’re going to troll, you should learn how to do it more successfully. Lesson One = don’t issue threats if you can’t deliver.
Go and suck your dad’s cock, you silly little boy.
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Not at all cunt. But carry on believing your own delusional bollox.
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“Delusional bolocks” – that’s fucking HILARIOUS coming from the failed troll whose multiple identites and upvoting of his own posts FOOLED NO ONE, and whose promise to involve the police AND publish IP addresses of ISAC users this morning CAME TO NOTHING (as easily predicted).
Not surprising though – when he’s not on here, Dave is far too busy being his dad, uncle and grandad’s bukkake bitch.
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Anyone want to take bets on how long it’ll be before Dave responds to a cunting with the classic playground comeback “talking about yourself again?” …? I think we’re moving ever closer, but he hasn’t quite managed it yet. Obviously we won’t publish our betting/odds on here, we’ll publish all that on another blog forum which we’ll conveniently refuse to mention.
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This is the busiest thread on this site in years.
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Yeah and the funniest. Fucking great !
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I do apologise for our David’s behaviour Fred. He really is an utter cunt. Takes after his father I do apologise for our David’s behaviour Fred. He really is an utter cunt. Takes after his father unfortunately. David’s never been the sharpest tool in the shed. He’s always been what you would call a “problem child” very rude and disobedient from a very young age with a very strange obsession with disabled toilets. He’s never sparkled in the love department either having only one boyfriend as far as I can remember. That was a disaster as well. I remember the first time he brought Benjamin home and they went straight to David’s room. I could over hear their love talk quite clearly. Benjamin said “ooh Davy, I want you to show me something 8” long, rock hard and full of spunk ! So Dave pulled a sock out from under his bed. It had been there for fucking months, I should know, its me what has to change his soiled sheets every week. unfortunately. David’s never been the sharpest tool in the shed. He’s always been what you would call a “problem child” very rude and disobedient from a very young age with a very strange obsession with disabled toilets. He’s never sparkled in the love department either having only one boyfriend as far as I can remember. That was a disaster as well. I remember the first time he brought Benjamin home and they went straight to David’s room. I could over hear their love talk quite clearly. Benjamin said “ooh Davy, I want you to show me something 8” long, rock hard and full of spunk ! So Dave pulled a sock out from under his bed. It had been there for fucking months, I should know, its me what has to change his soiled sheets every week.
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Don’t no how its on twice ?
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Dave is a troll we had on cunts corner earlier this year.
Ignore the cunt and he will disappear.
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Nah! I’m hoping all the attention he is getting will cause him to wank himself into a coma
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Good evening. I am Dave’s Dad and I really must take exception to Fred West referring to my son as his “Dad, Uncle and Grandad’s bukkake bitch”. This disparaging tone of this comment suggests that using one’s son as a bukkake bitch is a bad thing – whereas this is not the case at all and both my brother and father (Dave’s Uncle and Grandad) concur: there is nothing more beautiful, nothing guaranteed to bond the male members of the family than spunking over Dave’s face several times a day. Dave loves it too – so much so, in fact, that as a special Christmas surprise we are planning to take Dave down to the local Homeless Shelter on Boxing Day and let all the down-and-outs piss, shit, wank and cum all over his wretched little body.
Season’s greetings to one and all.
Dave’s Dad. x
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A glimpse into the soul of the true saddo who posted as Dave’s Dad.
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Oh, now I UNDERSTAND: Dave’s problem is that he fails to comprehend that not everything is meant LITERALLY. Sounds like he has Aspergers on top of everything else.
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I realise it is not meant seriously.
I merely pointed out the foul mind of the individual who came up with the rotten post.
Was it you cunt? It would explain a lot.
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Ullo, Ullo. Ullo. What’s all this then?
This Dave character is known to the Old Bill, and he’s generally regarded as a first rate bullshitter, as loony as a van load of chimps on acid, and also a total twat.
His so-called ‘dark trolls’ network is a figment of his own warped little imagination and a load of complete bollocks. There is more chance of Santa Claus existing than this fantasy online terror network. Also, the way this attention whore played the drama queen with his ‘farewell’ post and then still hung around like the pong of bad socks is typical of the little tosser. It’s a rotten shame that his fake farewell wasn’t a suicide note.
Evenin’ All.
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Nice try cretin. Pile of shit.
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Well Davie boy. It appears that the forces of the “dark net” have failed to bring doom and destruction on the stalwarts who post here. Enlighten me if you will as to where I can find the holy grail of “personal information” that you prophesied being released to everyone and notably the plod? Please do show me this treasure trove of wisdom.
Trolling Cunts Corner? Jesus m’boy you must have a death wish, playing rough over there will get you a metaphorical arse raping.
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I don’t want to share it with you just yet scampers.
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He won’t be able to tell you. He doesn’t have any personal info, let alone posted any “in another blog forum” – that’s why he can’t/won’t identify the other blog forum. He’s a child who tried (and FAILED) to frighten us with threats he couldn’t deliver.
He’s just a silly little fucktard whose breath smells of cock.
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