Yes, Dioclese has won it again! What a clever little cunt I am!!
Congratulations to me who predicted the next dead cunt would be former Aussie PM Gough Whitlam who died on the 21st October. Being an extremely modest sort of bloke, I wasn’t monitoring it and didn’t realise how brilliant I was until somebody told me he’d snuffed it.
So we have a new Dead Pool champ and clearly I’m going to have to defend my title one more time! so the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 15. Here’s the rules :
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Rumours abounding in in the face orf his continued absence so I am nominating Dioclese (it’s what he would have wanted) as a mark orf respect. Once again I put Anthony Armstrong Jones on the back burner.
Dioclese old heart, if you are reading this from the other side, what would you like us to say in your obit and regards to all the other old cunts with you. If you are still orf this world I will have Anthony Armstrong Jones back again. Either way stay warm in this unseasonable weather.
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I’m back from Nuzzieland. Did email the Eye before I went but see nothing done here or on fresh noms.
Back to normal in next day or so. Currently seriously fucked with jet lag. Jet lag is a cunt!
Suggest you cunt ASE? 😉
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Good to see you back Dioclese, the cunts have been running amok on here. It was a typical case of The cat’s away and the mice will play !
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Glad to have you back…. That little troll knobhead was wound up like a clockwork cunt…
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Actually, it’s fucking cold in New Zealand!
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What a noble and selfless gesture S.L.S.
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Neil Masterson is a cunt… Now I am no fan of George Galloway, but the knob who attacked him is a twat of the highest order… This bellend is seen wearing an Israeli Defence Force logo T-Shirt. Then he is pictured wearing a Manchester City shirt… For a start, I wonder how many times Masterson has been to Maine Road or the Etihad (I’d say none!)? Second, he claims to be pro-Israel, yet he is wearing the shirt of a football club who is bankrolled by a country and a regime that hates Israel and bans Israelis from its land (Abu Dhabi). And third, what the fuck is a prick from Notting Hill, west London, doing wearing a Manchester City shirt anyway? Another nu-footie just got on the boat tosspot… Masterson also used to work for the Department of Work and Pensions and the BBC… That is conclusive proof that he is a cunt…
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