Bill Oddie

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Bill Oddie – Cunt by name, cunt by nature

For years the little misogynistic cunt and former children’s presenter has presented twitcher programmes generating viewer comments such as “what a little tit” and “you stupid bustard”. Then suddenly genus cuntus avem (species cunt bird cunts) is given the old boot by the BBC allegedly for an unspecified incident that occurred during filming on Brown Sea Island (spiritual home orf the Boy Scouts). Oddie claims he left for “health reasons” and has floated a history orf Looney Toons behaviour in support orf this including the now fashionable bipolar (Fry, Miranda Hart, Griff Rhys Jones et al) and attempted suicide. Sources at the BBC claim he took a pair orf size twelves with hobnails up the arse because he is a miserable little git. Why is it that with this type orf cunt it is only ever “attempted suicide”? Other claims to fame include the support orf convicted paedo Rolf Harris. At least Oddie has been orf the gaydar for a few years or so I thought……

Then bugger me I inadvertently switch on some lunchtime discussion on immigration and such and there is the miserable old bearded cunt boring on about how he is ashamed to be British and the strain on the Health Service ect ect is down to the indigenous population having too many kids. Nothing to do with unrestricted immigration and he rejoices in the “diversity” that has hit this once great nation.

This policy orf “rub their faces in diversity” followed by Brown, Cameron and Clegg is the greatest act orf genetic manipulation since Hitler. Would a cunt like Oddie nominate a small island orf the coast orf Africa and fill it up with every species orf ape known to man and let them go fuck? There would be howls orf protest from the bleeding liberals orf the world. Must ensure the integrity orf the species, interfering in the processes orf nature, loss orf bio diversity ect ect. But absolutely spiffing me dears to conduct such an irreversible experiment upon the human population of Britain and without the consent of anyone outside orf a tiny metropolitan elite.

In retrospect I do miss his haemorrhoidal spats with Kate Humble (always fancied eating a bit orf Humple pie meself) and to cap it all it has given the BBC the opportunity to fill Oddie’s void with that lisping cunt Chris Packham (unmarried). Carry on Cunting, campers.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

8 thoughts on “Bill Oddie”

  4. The extreme cuntitude of Bill Oddie cannot be understated. Yet another “born again bleeding heart liberal” with no understanding of the basic tenets of maths where immigration is concerned. This bird brained twat fails to comprehend the fundamentals of population increase = depletion of available resources.
    Perhaps he might reflect on the fact that the introduction of non-indigenous species of mammals has resulted in the decline of much of the native population.
    Of course his libertarian views do not extend that far.

    As an aside, I’d very much like to have a slice of humble pie too!

    • With you on the Humble Pie. I aways felt the cameramen on `Springwatch` never explored the full potential of the hidden camera.

  5. That dickweed has either married his sister, or Olive from on the buses. I would love it the boy turned around, when he can speak of course, and announced himself to be a Liverpool fan. Whore your own loyalty around if you want. Leave your son alone.

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