Self, seemed to think he was superior to Orwell. Though from what I’ve heard of Self over the years, I’m confident in claiming that Self isn’t even fit to lick dog shit from the soles of Orwell’s shoes. I haven’t actually read any of his written works, I just assume it’s a load of ultra left wing bollocks written by a self important, pseudo intellectual, former smack head. He has a face perfectly suited for sneering, and appears to look down on anyone who isn’t Will Self.
Come to think of it, he also has a face that you’d be happy to suffer a fractured hand after repeatedly punching.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Will ‘Death Him” Self is a total cunt. And the day Self is better than Orwell is the day I show my arse on top of the CIS Building…
Nominated by: Norman
Wayne Rooney is a prize cunt… I have been a Stretford Ender man and boy for over 35 years. But I loathe this syrup wearing, whoremongering, moneygrabbing, skiving scouse twat… The fact that this bellend is United captain: following greats like Robson, Buchan, Bruce, Law, Cantona, Charlton etc makes we want to puke… With our back four (three? Whatever) already fucked this scouse bastard decides to kick some Hammers player in the knackers and gets a three game ban.. He is just a cunt who is there for the money and he is a fucking liability…
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the cunt’s suspension has cost me dear in the Works fantasy football league, for that alone he is a monumental cunt
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Whole fucking family is Self obsessed. Never done a proper job type cunts who study and write about themselves and their eternal therapy sessions. Both brothers Jonathan and Will have the same doleful mugs on them. Natural born cunts living orf their dysfunctional family upbringing. An old truism that writers never invent, they only repackage their own experience. Will Self is a miserable talentless cunt.
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And let’s not forget that Self boasted of taking heroin while travelling on the Prime Minister’s plane. But did Plod ever knock on his door? Did they fuck. Likewise, that other arch cunt and “national treasure” Stephen Fry has just published a new volume of autobiography stuffed full of boasts of taking cocaine in such locations as Buckingham Palace, Clarence House, the House of Lords and the BBC. Wonder if Plod will be knocking on Fry’s door in the near future? If not, then Plod should be immediately be re-cunted for failing to act when the miscreant in question is a celebrity (or an employee of Rupert Murdoch).
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Then the junkie cunt has the cheek to bleat about Bipolar disorder. Bipolar disorder ? Mad with the coke more like !!!!
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While we are at it that Orwell was a rum enough cove. Flirted with the commies, caught a dose orf dialectic then rumbled ’em for what they were hence Animal Farm ect ect. Not arsed to do a critique on the cunt but an old Eton lad who turned a spot orf fine prose on the decency and fairness orf English democracy at its best. Alas his warnings were not heeded and now our political system is in the hands orf lukewarm tyrants like Cameron and Minnicunt. Will our England ever be worth fighting for again?
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It has never ceased being worth fighting for.
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But only if the EU and the Yanks say it’s OK?…
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And we can borrow enough money from the Chinese to buy the weaponry from the Yanks to do it….
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Every single book written by Will Self is “inspired” by someone elses work, or in plains terms fucking stolen.
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