B.O.

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I really need to nominate the fat cow and her skinny husband my wife and I encountered in Asda this morning. And I’m nominating them because of their disgraceful lack of hygiene. They appeared to be in their mid thirties, so you would have thought they’d have known better, but judging the stink they were both giving off, I’d have to say that hadn’t been near a bath or a shower for at least three weeks.

Now I have a very strong stomach, but I swear, these two gave off such a noxious aroma that I felt sick for a full 90 minutes after encountering them. And it wasn’t just the wife and I who noticed, everyone they walked past visibly recoiled when these two malodorous fucktards walked past them. And more than person suggested they partake of some serious bathing upon their return to their home. One bloke even offered to buy them some soap. Team Unclean seemed to be deaf as well as a dirty.

What’s gets me though, is their clothes appeared to be clean. So if they could be bothered to wash their clothes, why the fuck couldn’t they be bothered to wash themselves? This is the 21st Century. And in a first world country like the UK, there is no excuse for such a disgusting lack of hygiene.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

7 thoughts on “B.O.”

  2. Coal-burners going to the corner shop of Sunday afternoon (to stock up on Vaseline and moist cunt wipes) after being muh dikked by what smells like 10 musk oxes in quick succession can knock a buzzard of a pile of shit at 50 feet, with their stink.

    They think they are so ‘hip’ with their home-made tattoos about Delroy, broken and beaten faces, stumps for teeth that have been eaten away by crack and meths, and their deformed infant-fucked pelvises.

    “Gibs mi dat!” they shout, pointing to cheap cigarettes with their yellow finger and shit encrusted bitten finger nails …….. This is turning into a wanking story for Tory perverts.

  3. Is it within the rules of the court of cunt to reassess a previous cunt’s cunt stature? 4 years on, Nick Knowles is worthy of another evaluation IMO (and he got off lightly last time).

    His stubble looks grubby as fuck

    • Happy to recunt the cunt. Perhaps you’d like to be a little more verbose because I’m too fucking lazy to write it for you!

  5. I’ve got a right arm pit that smells like a ginsters pastie, its a personal pleasure, like farting nasty in the bath, not to be shared but it gets me giggling.

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