Yep..that’s definitely a cunt!
Her freeloading, pisspot, professional celebrity, can’t act for shit dad is a cunt too…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
Now I’ve had a while to calm down and some sleeping tablets, I’d like to nominate a new breed of cunt that’s come to my attention.
It’s called Lilly Allen.
This cunt has no redeeming features, a singing voice like a pissed Dutch fisherman, and very probably, a fanny like a clowns pocket.
I had the misfortune to watch her at the smug/shit/crustie fest that is ‘Glasto’ this year and I really should be suing those cunts at the BBC/calling the noise Police for outright GBH to my earholes such is the toxicity levels of her tuneless yapping.
She obviously thinks she’s good in her own mind.
I have a differing view in that I’d rather hear a pile of freshly squeezed dogshit sing than listen to her.
Innit.
Nominated by: Anonymous
I remember her pisspot arsehole of a dad hovering around New Order like a fly around shit in the late 80s/early 90s… Keith was seen and (he made sure he was) heard in many a Manchester nightspot at that time… He was such a boorish, obnoxious cunt and he became an even more of a nasty, shouty arse when he’d had a drink… I can’t count how many times I’ve some Manc lad on a night out punch Allen out, because the little cunt had pissed them (or their girlfriend) off…
His daughter? Well that ain’t her in that pic (Lily’s tits aren’t that nice!), and her delusion that she is a serious artist is well funny… I was at all the Stone Roses Heaton Park gigs: And when Professor “I fink I is Eminem, innit?” Green came on with Lily Allen in tow, that is the only time the crowd showed any hostility…
And when she ‘sang’ that thing at Christmas for that advert with the rabbit thing on it: all I can say it was apt there was a cartoon rabbit in the ad… Because Lily sounded like the kid who dressed as a bunny and whined “Bright Eyes” on Tiswas….
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The druggy slag keeps having deformed crack babies that cost the NHS £millions before they are burned like rats.
CUT THE HOLE OUT OF THE SLAG SO IT CAN’T BREED
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i actually like her music. I’m sorry, I must have had a bad upbringing. As for her, worthless talent and wouldn’t get past the audition stages in X factor now. She might be fit, but can’t get past the father factor
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Douglas Murray is a prize cunt…
Murray: who claims to be an author and ‘media commentator’ (ie: a gobshite!) had this to say on the Gaza related protest in London:
“London’s pro-Palestine rally was a disgusting anti-Semitic spectacle..”
What this Netanyahu shagging bellend failed to tell you is many Jewish people actually participated in the protest: and are appalled by Israel’s actions in Gaza…
Fuck off, Murray! A media commentator (the twat gave himself that title!) who sticks up for child murderers… What a cunt!
https://twitter.com/DouglasKMurray
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Now there’s a jolly looking cunt! Was she ever on Top of the Pops?
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I don’t get it when lads say Lily Allen is ‘fit’… She always looks like she’d be licking windows if she wasn’t a ‘pop star’….
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For ‘fit’ read ‘dirty’ if her lyrics are anything to go by.
Otherwise she looks like a mong with saggy tits..
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Yes, yes, and thrice yes, Allen is a silverspooned posh, publicly schooled beneficiary of nepotism mockney fake cunt !!!!
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Recently on Desert Island Discs. I wasn’t able to listen to it all the way through. (which is rare). Half way – she did my fucking head in. Thick as pig shit. Life of sex drugs and rock’n’roll (while still in her teens) and she’s LEGITIMATELY baffled as to why she’s had a stillborn and a disabled child. So basically, guilty of murder for the first and attempted murder for the second. Sorry, but if you’ve just had a stillborn and it’s proved you’ve spent the last year snorting half of columbia, you should be hung. It Fucks me off. Two dads, and they’ve both done a piss poor job. Cunt.
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I am an Honours graduate with B.SC (Hons.) in Physics from The University of Burdwan B.U.(India).I prefer Monolithic Impat and Avalanche.I am now age thirty and
beautiful construction.
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lily Allen is a K.O.C (kid of a celebrity) only famous (like a lot of people on telly these days) because Mammy or Daddy is a celebrity or from a privileged background. She’s utter shite, made in the same irritating cunt factory where Russell Brand, James Corden was made.
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