Dead Pool [11]

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William-Ash

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Sir Limply Stoke who correctly guessed the next dead cunt would be American Spitfire Ace and inspiration for Steve McQueen’s character in the Great Escape, Bill Ash. Interesting bloke – you can read his obit here…

Here’s a picture of the dead cunt in full flying gear orf to frag off a few Nazi bastards.

So, Sir Limply, you get to join the esteemed club of Dead Pool champs. (No trophy. Sorry!) You do get a free post on a subject of your choice here and, if you want it, over at Dioclese as well. Not much of a prize so please yourself.

A richly deserved win as Limply also predicted Eli Wallach – but in the wrong dead pool

The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 11. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each this time around because, frankly, this one dragged on a bit! Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

21 thoughts on “Dead Pool [11]”

  1. I’m getting on quick on Pool 11 – no point in having power unless you can abuse it. Here’s my high five…

    Chapman Pincher – he must die soon! He’s survived 2 pools already.
    Michael Douglas – Wear the old cunt out, Zeta babe!
    Billy Graham – Never liked religious cunts
    Wilko Johnson – Hope I lose on that one because he’s a shit hot guitarist and I love his stuff, but he does have cancer
    Frank Windsor – a mate of mine but regrettably not in the best of health

    • Oh fuck, don’t do that to Wilko.
      No victory is worth losing him.

      Anyhow…

      Ray Reardon
      Bob Hawke
      Dennis Skinner
      Peter Hain….one can but hope
      Cristina Kirshner

      • I totally agree about Wilko – I sincerely hope his recent cancer surgery does the trick but you have to hedge your bets…

  2. Ian Brady (I keep hoping)
    Ian Watkins
    Anjem Choudary
    Stan Lee
    Josef Fritzl

    please

  4. Tony Blair (stabbed by foaming-at-the-mouth juuz who believe they were cheated out of human babies to kill)

    Sherry Blair (dies of arse cancer after refusing to shit for 20 years – too mean to shit)

    Kathryn Blair (dies of swine flu – the fat fucking retarded ugly cunt bitch)

    Euan Blair (auto-asphyxiation with a Jimmy Savile doll up his slack arse)

    Nicky Blair (shot in the face by a tattooed sports slag wag when caught sucking off her meal-ticket feetball black)

    Leo Blair (chokes on one of Kathryn’s slimy jam rags during a family sex party)

    • I did say 5 not 6 – but as the entire Blair family are ubercunts, I’ll allow it. especially as you have no chance of winning.

      Unfortunately.

  5. Acker Bilk – 85 and I’m going to nominate him in every pool until he fucking dies

    Denis Healey – 96 and counting. Those who the Gods love…die young

    Sir Dickie Attenborough

    Cluedo style: Rolf Harris in his cell with the Stanley Knife and some pills.

    Jean Alexander (Hilda Ogden)

    • Rolf Harris – Hung or shiv’d in prison

      Queenie – About time

      Prince Phillip – About time but will miss him making a cunt of himself!!

      Robert Mugabe – About fucking time…..a cunt that will burn in the fires of hell for eternity if there is any justice in the world

      • Added to the list with exception of Rolf – already taken. You’re allowed two more…

    • Added to the list – and duplicate comment deleted. I thought you were supposed to be the tech guy!?! 😉

  6. 1. Madeleine McCann (mostly the bones – dogs eaten rest)
    2. Bruce Forsyth’s wigger
    3. Ivan Cameron (they have had the cunt bastard in a fridge waiting for an arse transplant donor)
    4. Nazi shit-bag Neil Kuntock

  7. Freddie Star (the cunt looked half dead last time he was interviewed)
    Iain Duncan Smith (killed by a failed claiment I hope)
    Benjamin Netanyahu (zonked by a hammas rocket) murdering fucking cunt.
    Vladimir Putin (Just die you commy bastard)
    Sepp Blatter, useless corrupt cunt.

  8. Blimey, just caught up on this. Will have some gracious words to share about me tragic loss/victory once I have laid down me markers for pool 11:

    Muhammed Ali
    Roy Hudd
    Olivia deHavilland (Melly in “Gone With The Wind”)

    • Noted Sir Limply. wondered where you’d got to!

      You can have 5 this time around…

    • Oh I get another two:

      Helmut Schmidt (old kraut Chancellor chappie)
      and gay sweetheart Doris Day (not been lucky for me in previous pools but very doolally now and surrounded by weird people)

  10. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Norman Tebbitt
    The other Glazers… I know Uncle Malc has popped it (Huzzah!), but I want the lot wiped out. All Glazers are the same (ie: cunts), so it should count as one…

  11. I checked them out…

    Avram Glazer, Co-Chairman of Manchester United
    Kevin E. Glazer
    Bryan Glazer, vice-president at First Allied Corporation and Co-Chairman of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
    Joel Glazer, vice-president at First Allied and Co-Chairman of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Manchester United
    Darcie S. Glazer Kassewitz, Co-President of the Glazer Family Foundation.
    Edward S. Glazer, vice-president at First Allied and Co-Chairman of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

    Fair enough. They all look like cunts to me…

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