Michael Eavis is a cunt…. The Glastonbury festival is shite (it’s not even in the town of Glastonbury anyway!): featuring overpaid and has-been tosspots like Metallica, so-called ‘hip’ acts (turd like Lily Allen and Jack White) to appear trendy and crappy noveltly acts to appear ‘cool’ and ‘eccentric’ to ‘wacky’ students (ie: knobheads!).
Didn’t Eavis once get Rolf “Can yer tell what I am yet?” Harris to ‘play’ Glastonbury? It may have been half decent at one time (when it was known as the CND festival), but now it is just a gathering place for middle class or rich Daliy Mail reading hippies: ‘Oh super! We’re going to Glasto! Fab!”
All hippies are cunts. But the worst hippies are hippies who pretend to be hippios, who go to ‘Glasto’ in their expensive motors and flash their cash around. Hippies like Eavis, who rake in the cash while actually taking away business from the town of Glastonbury itself, are also bastard cunts!
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
Saw a bit of that Glastonbury on the box yesterday… Full of hippy cunts and ‘”Look at me!” characters/twats of course (and BBC coverage presented by two total bellends!). Blondie? When I think of what they used to be… Debbie Harry said on the ‘Glasto’ (copyright: Eavis/ Daily Mail) stage: “I can’t control myself” Well, she is 68 now. So it’s only natural…
Wouldn’t mind being on the tour bus with Haim though, if you get my unsavoury drift
Lily Allen is also a talentless, tone deaf, ugly gobshite cunt…. When the silly bitch said she was ‘retiring’ from the music industry, I thought it was too good to be true….
Her freeloading, pisspot, professional celebrity, can’t act for shit dad is a cunt too…
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“…..Debbie Harry said on the ‘Glasto’ (copyright: Eavis/ Daily Mail) stage: “I can’t control myself” Well, she is 68 now. So it’s only natural……..”
Finally, you pixellated something funny. There’s hope for you. Perhaps, Mr. Whiteside, you’re not the terrible burden on your loved ones I heretofore suspected.
Once I had control and it was a bliss
Soon turned out had knickers in piss
Seemed like a one-off, only to find
Incontinent, nappies behind
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Or perhaps better still……
Once I had control and it was a gas
Soon turned out had bladder of glass(radio version)
Soon turned out to be pain in the ass(album version)
Seemed like a one-off, only to find
Incontinent, nappies behind
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If this Rock and Roll Hootenanny – the British Woodstock – is, “not even in the town of Glastonbury anyway!” then, pray tell, how could it be “actually taking away business from the town of Glastonbury itself”?
I don’t get it.
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Because the town of Glastonbury is near Pilton (where the festival actually is) and a load of on site ‘official retailers’ (food, drink and other things) put a hole in the usual takings of pubs, cafes etc. Also a lot of roads are disrupted or closed, and it is hard for people to get in and out of Glastonbury during festival week… Shops (like the pubs) lose money because customers can’t get to them: While hippies (who drive BMWs or some other flash car) rake in the cash by selling ‘quaint’ crap on the festival site.. A lot of business and retail is disrupted in and around the area every time this festival occurs…
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Did a bit of bizzo with Eavis a while back. Tight slippery farmer cunt. Stepped aside now and leaves it all to his daughter who is really responsible for the new look Glasto. Sky high prices, posh tottie in tight shorts ect. Still same old free mud though.
(sent from my crap cheap chinko smartphone which is miles cheaper than an iPhone)
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They’re all cheaper than a iPhone…
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Some of those smartphones are made in Vietnam ya know. Accordingly, the epithet, “chinko” is not apropos.
“Charlie”, maybe?
I think “gook” is Korea. As is “zipper-head”. As an Asian, I can’t keep up with them all. I do try.
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Care to cunt this apple IFascism? Vastly overpriced chinko gear sold to iCunt tossers. Particularly pissed off by that strap line at the bottom orf their messages “sent from my iPhone”. Who the fuck cares you juvenile wanker.
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Certainly can do. Had a bit of a go at it meself only yesterday :
http://dioclese.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/93-men-in-boat-43-isnob.html
and over at my other place :
http://shitipedia.wordpress.com/2013/12/18/ipad-walls/
Did have a wonderful experience at Lake Como a while back too. Basic design fault on the iPad is lack of a safety strap in case you drop the damn thing and it breaks – although I suppose you could argue they sell more that way.
On this particular occasion it didn’t just break – the silly cunt was taking a picture from the boat and dropped it in the lake. Made my day. Should have used a camera, silly cunt!
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Bruce Dickinson was right. Glastonbury is all about Pimms drinking pricks, who’s only income is from daddy and mummy, hiring £1000 per night tents that have fridges and satellite TV and a host of other shite, just so they can ‘glamp’. Those fuckers have ruined what was a half decent music gig. They’re reason you get shit bands like Kabasian, ‘artists’ like Beyoncé Fat Arse, her ugly as a bulldogs arse husband, Jay Zed, and fucking has beens like Debbie Harry. I’m so glad that Donnington has sold out yet. Not completely anyway.
I notice that one dumb cunt has already died after taking Ketamine. According to the police he suffered an; “adverse reaction” to the drug. No….fucking…shit. You can see why whoever issued that statement is a cop can’t you? I’m sorry he’s dead, but I really hope he didn’t have children. Some people are too stupid to be allowed to breed.
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I nom Glastonbury festival as a hole (hole as in cunt).
A veritable kercoffekny (fuck-off-Anney [Nightingale]) of cunts. It’s a nest of BBC child-buggering filth cunts.
Jo Whiley – dirty old cunt with fiddled-kids buried in her shrubbery.
Mark Radcliffe – the new Jimmy (but this cunt also fucks dead aborted fetuses – after he/she/it has put lipstick on them and dressed them up in sexy Barbie doll clothes).
Lauren Laverne – this is what gestates if you inject the DNA of syphilis into an egg of a Down Syndrome beauty Queen.
I can’t go I’m consumed by hate and malice – but please do these cunts up like kippers (but not ordinary kippers – like Jesus kippers – that terrorist jew cunt got 5000 kippers out of 1 kipper):
Huw Stephens (disgusting pig bastard)
Fearne Cotton (holy fuck – talking dog shit)
… and all the other BBC shit cunts ….
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Lauren Laverne got her name from the US s(h)itcom Laverne and Shirley… What a crap ‘stage name’. Also her band, Kenickie (again, named after some gimp from other yank twaddle called Grease) were total shite too…
Mark Radcliffe is a bitter bluenose Manchester City supporting cunt… Thinks he is the new John Peel (who was an overrated, boring, shite music playing, jailbait loving Scouse cunt), but one was enough….
Russell Howard is also a cunt… He’s about as funny as the clap. And Arcade Fire are cunts. They sound like a shite OMD to me…
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I last went to Glastonbury in 95. I went to see The Stone Roses, but John Squire broke his collarbone so they didn’t play (they weren’t the same without Reni anyway). Pulp replaced them and were rather good… The place was already creeping with rich brats acting like rustic hippios for a jolly old weekend wheeze: and it was not long after this that Glastonbury became Glasto. It is now the music festival equivalent of Wimbledon: overprivileged entitled twats quaffing loads of drinkypoos and watching (mostly) a load of crap and blowing vast sums of cash…. Cunts!
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Eavis even got up on stage and sang (for want of a better word) a song… What a cunt….
Robert Plant made me fall asleep (Zeppelin it wasn’t). Jack White was a tuneless pretentious knobend (with another Meg look-alike… The weird cunt!)). Lana Del Ray thinks she is cool and different from the rest (when she isn’t). Lily Allen gobbed off (surprise!,) and she looked more like a granny than Debbie Harry. And the fly on top of the Glasto dog turd, Metallica, were fucking shite… Only bufoons with more money than sense would pay to see this bollocks…
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I am forced to agree Norman. Absolute shite the lot of ’em – especially Jack White. He can’t sing, he can’t play and he get paid to do both. Un-fucking-believable!!!
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Me wife had the hots for Robert Plant back in the day. Was a pretty boy forty years ago and have to admit a grim reaper kind of satisfaction on seeing the state of him after my original “who the fuck is that?” reaction.
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Plant hasn’t aged too well, it has to be said…
Says a lot about modern music: when Dolly Parton steals the show… Still got a great pair on her though..
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You’re not wrong Norman – and she made it look so easy too!
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