Football

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I went to football match once. It was fucking shit. Loads of fat cunts were shouting at the retards on the pitch. I left after 10 minutes.

Nominated by: Bobby Chartcunt

Football is a boring, overrated game played by overpaid primadonnas who think they’re something fucking special just because they can kick a ball.

Nothing but surrogate warfare for brain-dead tribalist wankers. Should be fucking banned.

Nominated by: David Fuckham

8 thoughts on “Football”

  1. Id like to nominate Eurovision.

    The only time a cuntfest of talentless individuals all singing in one place ever comes close is a Royal Variety Concert or of a Take That reunion. And lets not get started on that Mincing Cunt Norton.

    • I had the misfortune to switch on the TV and catch an eyeful of Austria’s absolute cunt of an entry last night.

      Some bloke (I think) wearing a dress and dolled up like a ten quid slapper.

      It will probably win too due to being so ‘brave’ as to come out with a full fucking beard dressed as a tart.

      Stupid cunt.

  2. Oh yeah, eurovision. It will be won by someone from scandinavia or the ex soviet states. No song from eurovision has charted in a high position since about 1992, so what was the point? And how is Israel or Russia part of europe? Was it supposed to unite us? Wonder who the Ukraine jury will vote for this year. Actually I don’t care, (and according to Dan. I’m a cunt anyway) So Fuck the rest of the cunt arseholes from europe in to a cocked basket, I will be watching the competition which was won by Hungarians last year BGT

  4. I nominate Molly Smitten-Downes as a cunt.

    The old cow filthy fucking cunt has been nominated by the BBC (hook-nosed evil baby-eating kitten-gassing Nazis, pedophiles [more jews], sodomites [more jews], Jimmy Saviles [more jews], and IQ 56 token blacks with giant rubber lips [employed to have sex with BBC jews]) as the UKs entry to the Eurovison Song Contest.

    What the really fuck! Do we the human population have no say anymore? The BBC nest of evil Satanic jews, pedophiles [jews], sodomites [jews], rug-munchers [jews], and idiot blacks [sex slaves for jews], is totally out of control.

    This fucking talentless cunt Molly Smitten-Downes got the nomination by eating shit out of jew arse-holes, and sucking at the flaps of dirty vile BBC rug-munching cunts like the filthy ugly evil cancerous bitch, Jenni Murray.

    The song “Children of the Universe” is shite, and based on the BBC in-house song “Children who have been buggered by BBC jews”.

    Fuck you – you BBC Nazi jews.

    • Seems that the campaign to flush out the last of the old Nazis is bearing some fruit. Be so kind as to remit your address old sport. You are worth 20 grand to us. Be only too pleased to hear from any of your alte kamaraden as well. K-ching.

  5. The game isn’t what it once was…. Everyone dancing to the tune of those cunts at Sky TV. Corruption and dodgy foreign owners (Satan’s wankstains, The Glazers, being the worst!). Diving and cheating now commonplace. Hardly any 3pm Saturday kick-offs. Scum like John Terry making it to England captain. A fat overrated skank screwing cunt like Wayne Rooney on 300 grand a fucking week. Welsh teams in the Premiership (they can just fuck off! And ta-ta, Cardiff. You cunts!). That bent bastard, Sepp Blatter, his bitch, Platini, and The World Cup in Qatar (for fuck’s sake!). No Scottish stars any more (Like Buchan, Souness, Dalglish, Jordan, Bremner, Macari etc). Women linesmen (I fucking well ask you!). Too many foreign mercenary players. Managers sacked after five minutes…

    A man’s game? Not any more, it’s not…..

  6. Someone should lock all the gates with the team and all the stands filled to capacity and then torch the grounds with them all inside,preferably anusfield or trafford park fucking footballing whingeing talentless overpaid braindead wanker cunts

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