Kevin Webster

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Kevin Webster and his range of dejected facial expressions. How that cunt got through an audition is beyond me.

Nominated by: Cuntbag

It always baffled me how Kev stayed so long on the Street… As far as I was concerned the only purpose Kevin Webster ever served in the show was being a stooge to the great Terry Duckworth

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

( Michael Le Vell aka Kev was, of course, found innocent. Like his ‘victims’ perhaps? Ed. )

22 thoughts on “Kevin Webster

  1. Kev really is a stupid cunt. He was once alone with Steph Barnes in her bathroom: and all he did was get his tache shaved off! I’d have been in there like a shot…

  2. Peaches Geldof’s body has been released to family – so you can bet your boots Bob’s fucking it up the arse as we speak (after hosing it down with warm water to make sure it’s a nob temperature).

    Kevin Webster has no idea how the world works. He should have become a jew and then fucked kids till the cows come home.

    • Jesus! That is a bit extreme. Geldof may be a cunt but that’s taking it too far

      • Have we cunted Bob? Yeah – back in 2009. Ditto Paula Yates. Peaches was a cunt too – twice according to this blog!

        Let’s get this into perspective. Nothing is more annoying than praising a cunt just because they’re dead. Once a cunt, always a cunt. Just a dead cunt. Nobody had her in the dead pool though…

        As far as I can see, all the Geldofs are cunts. Live Aid was shit too. Apart from Quo and Queen, obviously.

      • No you didn’t Mr Saxon. In fact, you haven’t nominated anyone at all so stop being a cunt

      • love this comment -but I liked the comment about bob saint Geldof warming up peaches to nob temp too .
        this kevin Webster must be right up there with Gordon brown and Saville as one of the sickest of the sick -how he walked free and kept his job and his life is a very sick reality check for all of us .
        band aid was shit and bob Geldof is one evil cunt-I agree there too dioclese .

      • I agree, that is a bit extreme, I think it is more likely he is either auctioning the body off on ebay, or flogging it to tesco as beef

      • yeh, I agree, she may have been an annoying cunt, but she was a mother to 2 babies, show some fucking respect you evil cunt.

  3. On the subject of Live Aid (and Most of it was crap!), I went to the Manchester Apollo last weekend to see the definitive Quo line up (Rossi, Parfitt, Coghlan and Lancaster). Still rocking. Still loud as fuck.

    I remember Zeppelin being especially shite at Live Aid. Two drummers (Phil Collins and Tony Thompson) being unable to fill the shoes of the mighty John Bonham…

    Live Aid was (mostly) shit, but Live8 was even shitter… A cuntfest of epic proportions…

    • Zep lost their way after Bonham died. Knebworth 1979 was the last real offering they gave and it was , as I recall, brilliant. As far as Geldof is concerned, the cunt maximised his input into Live aid and undeservedly got a knighthood out of it. Without live aid, he would simply be remembered as the frontman of a very indiferent post punk band, who never made any real impact.

  4. As for Michael Hutchence. If I had gone out with Kylie Minogue and Helena Christensen, and decided that Paula Yates was better than both of them, I’d have committed suicide too. Looks like any connection to Geldof is bad news

    • Added to which, I remember Paula Yates once posed for a Gentleman’s Wank Mag and had the hairiest bush I’ve ever seen in my life. And the collars and cuffs didn’t match either.

      • And while we’re cunting the dead, let’s not forget that DNA tests proved that the repugnant Hughie Green was the father of Paula (and therefore grandfather of Peaches). With that much cuntitude in their DNA, Paula and Peaches frankly didn’t stand a chance.

  5. The best bit of the entire Live Aid bore-a-thon was when the program host tried to announce the phone number for people to send their donations and Geldof loudly declared, “Fuck the phone number, just give us your money”. Good job you thick Irish cunt. Anybody wishing to contribute would have been a bit stuck wouldn’t they? And how much did the bog-trotter himself chip in with? Fuck all I imagine.

  6. I remember my dad had just worked a 12 hour shift fixing GPO lorries the day before Live Aid… He was in his best suit, ready to take my mum out (as they did every Saturday night): when Geldof barked “Don’t go to the pub tonight!” I still remember the look of contempt and the V sign my old man gave to the TV when he said it…

    The Rats were shit (even a very early U2 in 78/79 were better!). Being a Manc I do know that Tony Wilson had an immense hatred for Geldof and the Boomtown Rats… There was definitely history and bad blood there…

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