Paralympians

Sochi Paralympics

Laid up with a gammy leg so have been passing me time watching a spot of TV, namely sport of Kings. Resigned to enduring the dyke with the mike (Clare Balding cunts), so me butler turned on the only station that now shows the gee gees. What The Fuck me racings vanished to be replaced by some endless Channel 4 politically correct wankfest called the Paralympics beamed out of commie central. Caught sight of that commie cunt with a stiffy Putin – looks like a right dodgy jockey.

If it was called the Paralytics I might have a go meself. Then whoosh it was orf with some legless cripple cunts on skis. Bugger me a pack of raspberries hurtling down the piste. Have been missing me blood sports of late and looked good for a Schumacher finish. Worth a punt but fat chance. Spoilsports had safety netting at the bottom and enough cunts in high viz jackets to change a council light bulb. I say play the game what.

Noted not many cunts representing the al-qaeda countries. Problem being that when the old suicide belt blows orf then the head goes heavenwards and the bollocks go to hell. No categories for trunk only winter sports as yet.

Appreciate overcoming adversity and all that but I say! Can’t stand raspberries that take themselves too seriously. Can’t take a few laughs when your leg comes orf? Then fuck orf back to wheeling yourself around on a tray and begging on street corners.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

6 thoughts on “Paralympians

  1. Throw them down the ski jump – then have low-flying helicopters to chop them up for the dogs.

  2. Oi! Listen ‘ere. I got me tits ripped orf by a shark when I went for a swim in the River Thames the other week. Does that mean I can be one of them paralyticlympians? And wot about this legless cunt Oscar Pistorius. He would’ave been better off if he had his willie blown orf the same time as his cunting legs. Right kunt he is.

  3. What happened to the good old days when spakkers had to beg outside Selfridges for coppers? Now they have ‘rights’ and stuff and think they are a full shilling. Fuck orf spakkers. If you want to be treated like real people then grow some fucking legs, or backbone.

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