Political correctness

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The concept of “political correctness” is worthy of a severe cunting. The whole of the English language is being held to ransom by the cunts who on a daily basis, proscribe a certain word on the grounds that it is “offensive” to a particular sect, racial group, sexual persuasion or religious belief.

The days are long gone when to be “gay” meant happy, a “dyke” was a dam and a “spade” was a horticultural implement.

Nominated by: Toadspanker

14 thoughts on “Political correctness”

  1. “……The whole of the English language is being held to ransom……”

    Are you serious?
    The whole?
    I think not.
    There are upwards of 600,000 words in The Queen’s, one sixth of which I count among my working vocabulary and half of which, in my recognition vocabulary. I can write reams of vile, racist and intolerant palaver without a single moron in the Angloshpere any the wiser.

  2. Fried eggs are fucking ace. And no mistake!
    There is not a single savoury dish in existence – not a single one – that cannot be improved by the addition of a delicious fried egg on top.

    And yet when I entreat after this ever so anomalous gratification at a chichi restaurant they ask me to leave. They say it is an insult to the chef, the fucking cunts.

    They have obviously never tried lobster thermidor with a fried egg on top.

    Please be advised that in the original draft of this nomination, there used to be an analysis where it was observed that my food-improvement algorithm is recursive: If adding a fried egg improves any savoury dish, then each subsequent egg you add will improve it further, because it’s still a savoury dish. The post should have concluded with something like, “I’m envisioning lobster thermidor with an infinitely tall stack of fried eggs on top, and I’m liking what I see”. This version was uproariously funny, trust me. In fact, it was sublime. It was immortal. I would not want this insight to be lost to human memory.

  3. The FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking Table.

    Spain is number one and Germany, two – fair enough, but Argentina three and Portugal four?

    WTF?

    Wait a minute, England is 15 and USA is 13?
    Ha!
    I take it all back!
    FIFA is god!
    Omnipotent and omniscient!

  4. “There are upwards of 600,000 words in The Queen’s, one sixth of which I count among my working vocabulary and half of which, in my recognition vocabulary. I can write reams of vile, racist and intolerant palaver without a single moron in the Angloshpere any the wiser. ”

    Then you must congratulate yourself on your command of the English language. Lesser mortals have to suffer the indignities of not possessing the literary skills which enables them to avoid falling into the pit of Political correctness.

  6. i couldn’t give a monkeys fuck about political correctness, i was brought up to call a spade a spade, if someone is being a fucking cunt i tell them so i couldn’t give a fuck where there from or what fucking shade they are lifes to short for that fucking bullshit. why hide behind words? you fucking afraid or something? fuck the constitution and those over paid jumped up cunts in brussels. (frogs spics or fucking yids whatever they are. Some blokes need to fucking grow a set, and some women already have a set….

  7. There was some cunt woman on Radio 4 woman’s hour the other day (hosted by the frighteningly ugly diseased pig cunt, Jenni Murray) who identified ‘herself’ as 5th gender. WTF!

    It was a depraved chat by gormless gob-shyte slits about being ‘pan-sexual’ (ie. having sex with goats and sticking eels up their arses for pleasure – anything goes).

    These PC cunt bitches have no moral compass, or even humanity. All they think about is sticking things in their holes while illegally farming out their babies and child-caring responsibility to junkie peg-sellers for 50p an hour (so they have more money for dildos and eels).

    What the fuck happened to women? PC = phucking cunts.

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