Elton John is a cunt – primarily for foisting that maudlin shite “Candle In The Wind” on us.
Twice!
The baldy, four-eyed cunt has much for which to answer.
Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians
6 thoughts on “Elton John [2]”
Also he seems to have a hamster on da bonce. Most unseemly. Would burn like dry thatch, don’t ya think? Any cunt got a light? Sorry, mine have been taken off me by court order.
A Graycation is a package designed with the elderly traveller in mind. A vacationer content with an all inclusive tour package where nothing is left to chance and all the activities are pre-planned and designed to suit an older, slower lifestyle.
A Raycation would be a package designed with the hedonistic sun-worshipper in mind. Beaches, tanning-beds, lounge chairs and endless sunshine; you get the picture.
The Straycation was developed to accommodate the less-than-faithful folks who wish to, if not break at least bend, their vows. These packages allow the fidelity-challenged and randy singles and couples to partake of pleasant diversions with strangers outside the traditional relationship(s) they might have back home.
The Gaycation is a special subset of vacation experience for a specific demographic. Packages include resorts and itineraries that are homosexual and/or lesbian friendly or themed. A big hit.
Fucking morons!
What about us filthy bestial cunts who want to go on a romantic interlude with our pet donkey – A Braycation?
And what about that dyslexic cunt Flaxen Saxon, thinking he was registering for a Viking-themed Slaycation in pregnable Lindisfarne, and inadvertently signs up for a Danegeld-themed Spaycation in Skegness instead. As a result, he is now a little light in the loafers.
elton john is indeed a cunt of the highest order. Hobnobbing with royalty (what the fuck for escapes me to be honest…. i bet they’re sick of the fudge packing cunt)
and knocking out songs that in fairness no cunt in their right mind would like or buy. The tone deaf fuckers who do buy his shite are only perpetuating the angony for the rest of us…
Didn’t this cunt play the infamous Sun City and rake in the South African dollars, as Apartheid raged and thousands suffered? Now he is seen as a cuddly, Lady Di loving, charity giving knight of the realm…. Makes you sick…
Anyway, without Bernie Taupin, he would be fuck all (and he has a revolting ‘syrup’).
What a nasty, bitter little cunt elton john is, he talks to people like shit. If it wasn’t for Bernie Taupin he’d still be playing ragtime piano in a pokey east end pub sucking cocks in the lav the fucking faggot
Also he seems to have a hamster on da bonce. Most unseemly. Would burn like dry thatch, don’t ya think? Any cunt got a light? Sorry, mine have been taken off me by court order.
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“…….Sorry, mine have been taken off me by court order……”
Nyuck!
I usually say, “I can’t use matches – a condition of my parole”
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The cunts in the Travel Industry!
A Graycation is a package designed with the elderly traveller in mind. A vacationer content with an all inclusive tour package where nothing is left to chance and all the activities are pre-planned and designed to suit an older, slower lifestyle.
A Raycation would be a package designed with the hedonistic sun-worshipper in mind. Beaches, tanning-beds, lounge chairs and endless sunshine; you get the picture.
The Straycation was developed to accommodate the less-than-faithful folks who wish to, if not break at least bend, their vows. These packages allow the fidelity-challenged and randy singles and couples to partake of pleasant diversions with strangers outside the traditional relationship(s) they might have back home.
The Gaycation is a special subset of vacation experience for a specific demographic. Packages include resorts and itineraries that are homosexual and/or lesbian friendly or themed. A big hit.
Fucking morons!
What about us filthy bestial cunts who want to go on a romantic interlude with our pet donkey – A Braycation?
And what about that dyslexic cunt Flaxen Saxon, thinking he was registering for a Viking-themed Slaycation in pregnable Lindisfarne, and inadvertently signs up for a Danegeld-themed Spaycation in Skegness instead. As a result, he is now a little light in the loafers.
Ha! Danegeld – Spaycation – get it?
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elton john is indeed a cunt of the highest order. Hobnobbing with royalty (what the fuck for escapes me to be honest…. i bet they’re sick of the fudge packing cunt)
and knocking out songs that in fairness no cunt in their right mind would like or buy. The tone deaf fuckers who do buy his shite are only perpetuating the angony for the rest of us…
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Didn’t this cunt play the infamous Sun City and rake in the South African dollars, as Apartheid raged and thousands suffered? Now he is seen as a cuddly, Lady Di loving, charity giving knight of the realm…. Makes you sick…
Anyway, without Bernie Taupin, he would be fuck all (and he has a revolting ‘syrup’).
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What a nasty, bitter little cunt elton john is, he talks to people like shit. If it wasn’t for Bernie Taupin he’d still be playing ragtime piano in a pokey east end pub sucking cocks in the lav the fucking faggot
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