15 thoughts on “Audi drivers”

  1. Never apologise to Audi drivers. Regardless of what it may say in the owners manual they are, without exception, cunts. Anyone who buys an Audi should be obliged by law to have the word ‘CUNT’ tattooed on their foreheads in bright green, two inch high letters.

  2. i couldn’t agree more and i would like to extend this cunting to BMW drivers. You are all indeed a bunch of egotistical cunts of the highest, ocean going order. I smoke you fuckers all the time at the lights when ever i get the chance why? not because i’m a cunt (which i am but thats besides the point…) its because when a ten year old motorcycle makes it look like your BMW POS is reversing i laugh my fucking plums off.

    (POS = Peice of shit)

  3. If ever I get tailgated or cut up it’s either by an Audi or a BMW, it seems to take a certain type of person to buy this type of vehicle, egotistical, arogant cunts with tiny cocks. I know its an old joke but so true that the difference between a hedgehog and an Audi driver ? A hedgehog has pricks on the outside ! Anyway the next time I get tailgated by one of these cunts I’m going to slam the breaks on Its about time I put a whiplash claim in !

    • You have my sympathy. And what’s with those cuntish fancy LED lights they all have. Nothing screams ‘CUNT’ more than those IMHO

  4. 3 incidents on my way home tonight. Cunt audi drivers don’t indicate and are impatient toss pots, normally people who drive them are the same fucking arse holes who let their smelly kids run riot round pubs while the audi driver sits with his orange make up wearing slap of wife (normally covered in tattoos) sits getting louder and annoying people having a quiet drink, FUCK OFF AUDI DRIVERS YOU FUCK IGNORANT SHIT PUSHER IN NON INDICATING CUNTS!!

  5. Sack police community support officers to, unless, untrustworthy CUNTS, duping the public by dressing up as a copper. Fucking pointless, real police officers hate police community support officers guts and find them completely fucking hopeless, sack the fucking useless pointless CUNTS!!!!

  6. After being wound up by so many tossers in a black audi I have to vent.
    They are cunts.I drive a fast car..so fucking what..I enjoy driving fast but am mature enough to do that in a safe manner.
    Hair dresser twats in black audis drive up my arse and always have to get in front no matter what.
    Listen you bunch of little dicked wankers …fuck off..your fucking TT is a noddy car you bunch of knobs .Teutonic utter simpletons…there ..I feel so much better.
    Thanks cunts.

    • Early model Audi TTs were renowned for killing their drivers (even more than most TVRs). P.S. I still like TVRs though…

  7. Audi knob ends who have banged their heads on the glass ceiling at regional sales manager level selling carpets or office products.
    That is why they are such cunts.They are frustrated cunts nothing more , that’s why they are aggressive tits.
    Superficial and lacking in imagination , bland and boringly efficient, is that them or the cars…….both…utter cunts.
    Get some chest hair.

  9. The most pointless thing on earth is an indicator bulb on a german car. Even less used than an afgans toothbrush.

    • “we are invading…we are invading….exsperminate!!”. If the Daleks are ever re-made, the parts will probably come from kaput-audis.

  10. Christ on a scooter this is so true. I used to work for a cunt family many years ago who owned Audi’s. Some of the most hateful, opinionated “I’m of a much higher calibre than you and I’ll make sure you know it” breed of cunts God put breath in. The vinegar-titted, snipe-nosed mother superior twat and her hanger-on of a limpcock overindulged hubby needed a speed date with a 1911. Thank sponsored fuck I left there and moved on.

    Even now, most early mornings when I’m driving to work, minding my own business and certainly not dawdling….but not speeding either (as I drive through woodland roads and don’t want a deer as a bonnet mascot and a cocktail of claret and shit all over my car), I get the standard smallcock “Slider from Top Gun” lookalike in his cunt Audi black repmobile and his Terminator shades suddenly appearing from nowhere like a fucking shapeshifter, hugging my car’s arse and demanding I should drive into a ditch so he can get past and on his way to one of his power meetings. Fucking pole smokers.

    If they’re running late, there’s a simple and effective remedy that requires very easy brainpower: Get up earlier and organise their personal time better! What is it with Audi drivers?

    The same can be said for the school-run brigade and their network of “oh look at me, I’m the only woman in the world to have a kid” brigade, dropping their little angels and soldiers off at the gates and causing general fucking carnage with their “this world revolves around me” ethos. It’s their old man’s car and they haven’t got a cunt-clue what they’re doing. Status symbol cunts. I needed this. Thanks.

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