Vic Flowers and his Barmy Army

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The Barmy Army are a bunch of tedious cunts, but Vic Flowers, the leader, deserves a special mention.

Dressed up like a cunt with his singlet and big hat with St George cross on it, imploring these matey ballbags to commence another of the long since boring ‘barmy army’ chants, they are past their sell by date, just like most of the current England team.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love my cricket. I went to the first test in Brisbane but the idea that I’d be lumped in with those fuckers would make me puke. Time they fucked up forever – And that bastard trumpeter. Wankers.

Vic Flowers wiki entry says, and I kid you not :

“Flowers is a Roman Catholic and has children, but has not seen them for 20 years.”

Who the fuck could be surprised at that? He looks dodgy – like Bob Grant from On the Buses.

Nominated by: Danb

22 thoughts on “Vic Flowers and his Barmy Army”

  1. Sad cunt who enjoys the limelight. Man is a one trick pony and would be better applying his energy to his long lost offspring. Life is hard and short and best to live it with people you love.

  3. At least the cunt knows to use the St George’s Cross as Engerland’s blazon. The Tutor tells me he saw thousands of Engerlish football hooligans at a match against Scotland, in Scotland, waving the fucking Union Jack for chris’ sake. Then again, perhaps the oiks were being ‘ironic’. who knows?

  4. I nominate cunts who don’t use the word cunt correctly

    The word cunt is not offensive! The erstwhile offensiveness of ‘cunt’ resides in its plosive phonetics and its semantic reductionism, the word is an ugly sonic package; as compact as a stone!
    Sonic package of power!
    Cunt has been reclaimed by confident women as a self-identifier, an ironic term of endearment and empowerment – like the word, “queer” in the Gay community.

    We women intend a full re-appropriation of this word, a counter-hegemonic re-purposing as it were. It is now ours!
    We will subvert the male-endowed perniciousness of the word. We will use it gladly, rather than shamefully.
    Reverse pejoration!
    We own it!
    We live it!
    We be it!

    Its use is an act of affirmation by self and not negation by others. It is used only as a hallelujah to the flower of our womanhood!

    Still, ‘cunt’ will remain an insult to men because it acts as a verbal castration, removing their masculinity by denying them their penis!
    After all, men are nowt but lowly base animals of the troth when it comes down to it. Right?

    Call us a cunt?
    “Did you just call me a cunt? Thank you so much!”
    And if you had malice of intent? Well little man, with the abrasive phonetics of that harsh, unsibilant C, then the glorious grunt of that uterine U and gamine N, finished off with the contemptuous spit of that final T, “Right back atcha girly-man!”

  5. And now to business

    Total Cunts – Fracked by the Frogs

    So we are to be Fracked by the Frogs. Cameron has secretly been bulling on with fracking and has awarded contracts to French Energy Company Total.

    These Froggie Fuckers have been implicated in using slave labour to build gas pipelines in Burma plus allegations of bribery in most parts of the world in which they operate – Malta, Italy and Iraq (where it is alleged they had Sadam Hussein on the payroll) Italy and Iran in exchange for contracts and not observing safety standards.

    Although publicly listed, the company retains close links with the French Government. Just like EDF, the French johnnies Cameron has entrusted with our nuclear energy industry (and stitched us up with contract pricing that will continue to deliver the highest prices for energy in Europe remember).

    What better choice then me hearties to be digging up and protecting the delicate balance of so many areas of our most sensitive countryside. We can trust the French can’t we? What a joy it will be when it is finally revealed how much we will have to pay the frogs for the use of our own gas.

    Total Cunts

    • One should never trust the French. A nation of opportunistic Cunts. A win-win situation for Cameron of course, as it helps make any secession from Europe more difficult, the UK profits used to shore up his useless Government and if things do go badly wrong, then we can all blame the French for their incompetence.

    • Delicious news that the fracked gas will be sold at world market prices so that rules out any cheaper prices for the UK. Unlike US fracked gas which is sold very cheaply within America. Oh yes, and the French have banned fracking in France.

  6. CUNTS WHO TYPE ‘STOP SHOUTING’ WHEN SOMEONE DARES USE CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN POSTING SOME COMMENT ON THE INTERNET.

    AS IF IT FUCKING MATTERS.

    STICK YOUR ‘STOP SHOUTING’ UP YOUR CUNTING HOLE.

  7. Is it me or was this site was far better before the Aquarian Catamite discovered it and polluted it with his attention seeking over verbose unwitty ramblings?

    • It was better, I agree Mr. Occams Razor. Perhaps a petition might be circulated to be proffered to the “Counter of cunts” to have me ousted?
      Personally, I think yer just jealous ’cause you don’t understand even 33.33333… percent of my verbose word-salads. As that Counting Cats In Zanzibar author says:

      “Sometimes we are inclined to class those who are once-and-a-half-witted with the half-witted, because we appreciate only a third part of their wit.”

      Oh, and I’m a girl, silly.
      I realise you Westernised male-fucks have absolutely no experience with a female who betrays all the Westernised female norms to which y’all have become accustomed in yer cosy Patriarchy, but, heh, there ya go!
      Better get used to me though. The Asians are going to rule the world in a very short time and my type will predominate. Best you start learning Mandarin.
      Here’s your first lesson, and this word will come in handy early on:

      kow·tow
      Kowtow, which is borrowed from “kau tau” in Cantonese, or “koutou” in Mandarin Chinese, is the act of deep respect shown by prostration.

      [kou-tou, -tou, koh-]

      VERB (USED WITHOUT OBJECT)
      1. to act in an obsequious manner; show servile deference.
      2. to touch the forehead to the ground while kneeling, as an act of worship, reverence, apology, etc., especially in Chinese custom.

    • I do like the “Catamite” designation though. Except I tend to assume the “erastes” position in such activities, you know, with my phallic prosthesis – the one that is electric cooled and sports a ‘fuel-injection mode. You are welcome to be my “eromenos” if you like. I’ll even use lube if you should request it, though that would not be very manly of you.

  8. Nom Tony Blair – the cunt did a creepy fake Princess Die type memorial speech for the big pig cunt Sharon. They caught the cunt Blair bumming the dead body in the coffin when they went to throw it on the fire.

  9. I’d probably understand most of your drivel if I could be arsed to read it all. I tend to go catatonic after 3 lines

    • I suspect you are proud of that too!
      Well done!
      Ego, Anti-intellectualism and Testosterone – a better combo than Religion and War any day!
      You must have been quite the disappointment to your care-givers as a child and have proven to be a continuing burden on your loved-ones currently.
      I’d still fuck ya.
      Do you mind if I wear my iPod though?
      Nothing personal, it’s just your incessant gibberish might be a tad off-putting. Or maybe it’s my incessant gibberish that is off-putting, whatever. I’ve ABBA, Dusty Springfield and Petula Clark.

      For the last time,
      Pretend you are mine,
      My darling
      Kiss me goodbye.

      • Since when does rambling pretentious keyboard diaorreah count as “intellectualism”? Surely using the world “intellectual” to describe oneself must be indicative of a massive cunt…

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