Able bodied cunts who park in disabled spaces are selfish cunts who make life even more difficult for those, to whom a shorter walk to local amenities is made much harder by their selfishness and thoughtlessness.
A suitable punishment would be for offenders to have both legs broken and be made to walk on crutches in mid winter to get a pint of milk.
Nominated by: Toadspanker
Fucking disabled cunts who lend their blue badges to their fee dodging relatives should be made to walk everywhere and if they can’t then it fucking serves them right!
Ditto genuinely disable drivers who park on double yellow lines when there is a perfectly good legal parking space less than 10 feet away. Lazy fuckers!
Nominated by: Dioclese
“……A suitable punishment would be for offenders to have both legs broken and be made to walk on crutches in mid winter to get a pint of milk…….”
Shows what the fuck you know about the mobility issues experienced by those with twin broken legs AND the physics behind a First, Second, or Third Class Lever
A person with two broken legs will need to get around in a wheelchair as crutches will not aid in their mobility – they’ll continually fall over and spill the milk. But no sense crying over it..
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“Shows what the fuck you know about the mobility issues experienced by those with twin broken legs AND the physics behind a First, Second, or Third Class Lever”
In the interests of illustrating my point through a description of the improbable, I chose to suspend the rather mundane laws of Physics. I’m afraid therefore to paraphrase Rhett Butler,” Frankly my dear, I could not give a shit”
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Fair enough.
But a real smart fucker would have told me that the concept of the lever has nowt to do with crutches, leg-casts and the purchasing of dairy products in units of measure long since abandoned by the civilised world.
The physics involved in pendulums is a much better approximate in this case. Though the lever is the appropriate model for re-arseholing with a claw hammer.
Query?
Would you ‘give a shit’ if you discovered I enjoyed recreational allocoprophagy? And don’t be tossing a caber the density of a Neutron star at me either. I broke a tooth once on a stool from The Tutor – the result of a week-long diet of steak, bananas and cheese.
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To be honest, I ignored the reference to levers as having no bearing on the subject and no, I would not give a shit, if your recreational habits included fecal ingestion.
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