Paul Flowers

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Job interview tick list for £130,000 pa Chairman of the Co-op Bank



Tick all that apply:

Gay tosser
Crack Head
Supplied illegal drugs
Left previous charity jobs under a cloud of fraud and drug taking
Run rings around The Charity Commission
Labour Party Brown Noser
Expenses cheat
Proven ignorance of banking industry
Methodist Preacher kiddie fumbler
Collector of inappropriate (but legal) gay porn
Must demonstrate ability to lavish expenses on rent boys
Must be IT literate (to use Co-op email to invite young gay men to hard drugs parties)
Don’t know what all the fuss is about. Paul Flowers? Easily the best qualified candidate.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

6 thoughts on “Paul Flowers”

  1. No that he’s “no longer a politician” is there any other possible candidate than gordy porgy brown?

  2. Well done that man Dioclese. Improved me nomination no end. Note the Co-op keeps adding to the candidate tick list:

    1) Preside over £3.6 billion loans black hole.
    2) Set up and lobby for a “clergy trade union” to defend clergy against sex and fraud allegations.
    3) Nod through large donations (£50,000+) to the Labour Party
    4) Remain under arrest by the police while staying in post

  3. James Blunt

    Back in the 60’s we had Leonard Cohen and his best selling album “Music to Slit Your Throat By”. Fuck me was that cunt depressing! Now we’ve got James Blunt. Mind you, you have to take your hat off to a bloke who can write a song about suicide and turn it into the most popular song ever for weddings!

    But then marriage is an institution – and who the fuck want’s to live in an institution?

    James Blunt – a Leonard Cohen for the 21st century. FFS!

    And please nominate Leonard Cohen for the dead cunt pool. It’s time we had a few ageing musical cunts in there. Also Keith Richards and Ronnie Lane although they look like they’re already dead.

  4. i would like to nominate that bent spined cunt richard the third…(no coincidence it rhynms with turd….) this cunt part of the royal scrounger clan is still sponging up taxpayer pounds long after the bent over cunt is dead! they dont know where to bury the fucker …. i say take it to the nearest tip horse the bones out the back of a transit and be fucking done with it. royals are cunts…. dead or alive.

  5. Who gives a toss about that cunt Andrew Mitchell wasting tax payers money on trying to get the fuzz in trouble ?is the cunt eligible for legal aid ……..no he is fucking not it’s just his tory toff mates let him piss our money up the wall .
    £250000 could pay for some old cunts heating bills this winter !!!!!!!!

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