Rihanna [2]

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Why’s this cunt not taken any top honours?
Lets do a checklist…

  • Shit songs – check
  • Fucking ugly cunt – check
  • Probably shagging some simian headed Polish cunt – check
  • Opens gob and put pours out all sorts of vicious non entertaining shite – check
  • Full of own self importance – check
  • Will be forgotten in 5 years time when she has to sell all her fucking shit houses ‘cos she’s a broke fucking degenerate cunt – check

Hopefully will get stoned and trip up, thereby breaking neck in the fall/process giving us all a break from her fucking general tediousness – hope so!

What a mothballing, pock marked old cunt. Fuck off!!

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

13 thoughts on “Rihanna [2]”

  2. I had the misfortune to hear one of her ‘songs’ the other day and found myself asking the question ‘In what way is this singing?’

    Bit of a slag, too.

  3. Labour politicians with speech impediments are cunts.

    Trying to work out what they are saying as they are gobbing/lisping/dribbling/stuttering all over you. The nasal whine that grates more than nails down a chalkboard. Fat tongued mongs whose think the inability to enunciate their completely insane and immoral policies is some form of disability, instead of the hallmark of the small-minded, spiteful, stupid cunt it actually is. What really pisses me off is the idea they should be immune from criticism because they are mild spazzers, yet continue to insist that they know better than me how to spend my money.

    Woy Jenkins, Woy Hattersley, Ed Balls, Ed Milliband, Anuerin Bevan. At least Bevan’s mother chose a name other than Ed or Woy, even though she must have been either pissed or had a speech impediment herself and the registrar couldn’t understand what she was saying when choosing his name, so wrote down a random sequence of vowels and an anagram of urine. Not surprising given that she was Welsh, which is an impediment in itself.

  5. I want to nominate ‘spakkers’. Not the full blown variety, like cunts in wheel chairs or mongers. I’m referring to the ‘tards’ I went to school with. All the cunts in stream 5 at the local secondary modern. Johnny Sausage with the thick pebble glasses. The cunt with the accessory nipple who was always taking his shirt off to show to the girl with the gammy eye. The kid who would always shout out the same word in class and think it was funny and then wank off and wipe is jiz on Johny Sausage’s blazer. The poor kid who would always put his hand up for a second helping of free school dinners. Where are these cunts now?

    • One of these cunts is apparently residing in Nuzzieland and fucking about with dandelions. I mean, dandelions FFS! Sounds like the sort of poofter that wanks off into a plastic pot to me…

      • Tis all true Mr D (except the poofta bit), I stand here guilty and rightly condemned- I am Johny Sausage. Got any tips for getting wank stains out?.

  7. yes i agree BUT YOU WOULD HAVE TO lickkisssucknfuck her ass all night then her cunt hole..oh yes TO THE BONE…MY PUBIC BONE..

  9. Rihanna …insult to all living and deceased Bajans.
    Tramp of a cunt and cunt of a tramp.

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