Eaomon Holmes? Overpaid, uninteresting, fat, smug annoying Irish cunt. Now relying on SKYPE for the latest reports. He and the news team all useless cunts.
Charlotte Hawkins however would benefit from a very good seeing to just to get her mind right, perhaps straws can be drawn as to who can go first.
The loser can get that worn leather look razorback Jaquie Baltreao. Another annoying prize cunt.
Nominated by : Bloke in Holland
I have no idea who any of these cunts are. I suspect living in the Antipodes for 12 years doesn’t help. Can I go first? I hate sloppy seconds. If not I’ll have the ‘leathery one’. Can’t be too fussy at my age.
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The clue is in the name = “Sky”. Any thing, person, or organisation remotely connected with Cunt-In-Chief Rupert Murdoch will always be tainted by that loathsome Aussie’s far-reaching cuntitude.
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Yes Charlotte is well fuckable. That would be a pleasure fuck however I’d like to fuck Ruth Langsford, not for pleasure but just to see the fat smug cunt Eamonn Holmes walk in on a man on top of his wife, something he begged her to do but she always said ‘Eamonn, it’s me on top or nothing, no way am I getting under that humongous gut, I might suffocate if you fall asleep on the job’. Mr Holmes wouldn’t like that the cunt…. Yeah fuck you Eamonn… I’m shagging your misses but thinking of Charlotte Hawkins, exactly what you do, you’d never get it up otherwise. Yep Ruth Langsford is also a cunt.
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Not too sure about the fillies but that wobbly arsed jasper Holmes could well bugger a treat.
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I’d like to nominate crime fiction writer Val McDermid. She’s a paedo protecting cunt. Naming child abusers after they die is no good. How many kids have suffered because she didn’t and still hasn’t spoken up. Here’s a quote from the festering cow
“There was much more to it than that. Savile was common gossip in the newsroom in the 80s. There were three names that were always mentioned,” said Val.
“People would come in or they would phone up and the same three names came up.
“One was Jimmy Savile and one was Cyril Smith and we now know the truth of both of those.
Who is the third one then Val? How do you sleep at night?
Oh and she wrote wire in the blood, her pen led to Robson cunting Green back on prime time TV, that alone makes her a cunt.
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Fucking hell, stating the obvious but Holmes would be happy to have his arse drilled by sagging old cunt Murdoch for a few quid.
Holmes and his many chins have no scruples, and near enough no bran cells either the fat fuck.
Quelle surprise!
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