Mark Carney is a pinch faced Canadian cunt dedicated to torpedoeing interest rates and destroying me savings. Get a better return by stuffing me dosh up the memsahib’s fanny.

Hand picked by Osbourne therefore must be a major cunt – and the tosser costs us £11000 a month rent on top of a £874000 pa salary plus perks.

The main result of this ex Goldman Sachs wanker’s low interest rate policy is to spawn a new nation of fucking estate agents (up 77000 this year) and spawn another housing bubble. Bubbles burst and when they do they are full of bastard bailiffs.

We inbred aristos know all about debt. Been maintaining the life accustomed by mortgageing or flogging orf parts of the ancestral pile for decades. Return on capital is the old life blood. Though, fair play he volunteered, me butler’s arse too old to go on the game again. So something has to go. Me Bollinger or me Bentley?

Who can deny an old sportsman down on his luck. Any of you cunts lend me a tenner?

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke