Lo-lo-look here you riff raff plebs. I made wiff waff come home and I-I-I think it jolly well did. Closing fire stations… fuck em, I’m so rich I have my own personal plebs to put fires out, er er you call them the homeless I call them fire extinguishers. Ha ha ha, wiff waff and flim flam.
After shagging Teresa May all day one likes dip ones cock in something a little less acidic, vinegar for my cock! Hoorah… No more taxes for rich people only the plebs and let that be a lesson for you the hoi-ploy, being a bumbling cunt I-I-I is good for the country. Now where did I put my syrup? B-b-b-b-b-b I must of left it on one my my shitty bikes.
Remember, poor scum, Bojo for PM, wiff waff all round.
Nominated by: Boris Johnson
I would like to nominate the filthy French. Greasy, shoulder shrugging, garlic smelling cunts who spell better than they pronounce. Couldn’t win a war even if they were fighting the Eyeties. Leave the real fighting to the beer drinking nations you dirty, wanky cunts. Jacques Cousteu is a total cunt as well.
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Fucking french surrender pussies!
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Ian Duncan Smith is a massive cunt. No special reason – I just don’t think it can be stated and restated often enough.
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Tony Bliar is a scottish cunt of epic proportions and needs to be tried for war crimes, and the labour party needs nuking
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Turk Cunt
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Pfieffel cunt.
Hope someone one day gives this fat flaccid prick the fucking hiding he deserves!
Back to Bullingdon for you arsewipe…
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