Merv Hughes

Village Merv

Big poofy moustachioed Aussie cricketing cunt, who thinks he is the lad but just looks rather questionable.

Any chance putting his head on the leather one in a Village People photograph, just to amuse me?

Nominated by: Dan

( Always happy to oblige… )

Rolex

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The Rolex watch. Worn by luminaries. Visionaries. Champions.

According to the adverts “It doesn’t just tell time.”

Yes, it does you pretentious cunts. And what’s more it’s worn by rich cunts with more money than sense.

Twenty grand for a watch? What the fuck for? I got a fake one from a bloke in Hong Kong for £50. It just tells the time. What more do could you want? Apart from snobby cunts fawning over it, obviously.

Nominated by : Dioclese

Rap music

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Who buys this fucking rubbish? It’s not fucking music, it’s utter shite.

Aggressively chanted bollox with a bit of soft porn thrown in. The only people worse than these cunts are the fuckers that think this rot is entertaining. Cunts.

Nominated by: Termujin

[Eh, man. You dissing me Ratshitter raps? – Dioclese]