I would like to nominate the baby Jesus. Okay, had a tough start in life. Born in a stable, but at least the cunt got some gold. Thirty years later the ‘exalted one’ is working as a fucking tekton. What happened to all the fucking gelt?
And what the fuck happened to Joesph? I bet the cunt fucked off with the fucking money. Cunting Yid – should have been nailed to a piece of wood.
Has anyone noticed that baby Jesus looks a bit like Prince George? God bless you Maaaaaaam.
Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon
Actually, Mr Administrator, Sir, I would like to denominate ‘the baby Jesus’, as a cunt. Last night, whilst asleep in my bed, I was visited by an ethereal being. He was dressed in white, twas tall as a tree, blessed with long flowing fair, hair and was endowed with piercing blue eyes. In fact, I expected the Saviour to look, well, a bit more Jewish. After a long theological debate, this bit of the Trinity managed to convince me that a retraction was probably a good idea as my complexion doesn’t suit boils. So just to say that the concept of an invisible spiritual deity makes logical sense and that the earth is only 4,000 years old, despite the silly scientific evidence. Also the book of Joshua is the epitome of moral guidance. There I’ve said it. Now do I get my 72 virgins? Joseph is still a cunt, apparently.
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He’s a pretty good guitar player tho’
http://chascmusic.wordpress.com/2013/08/21/when-jesus-came-to-play/
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One Direction
And every cunt that loves them.
Please, every single one of you now simply fuck off.
And never come back.
Take that cunt Cowell with you.
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Jesus Christ, Super Cunt
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