Temperature rises, blood boiling, rest mist rising avoiding fucking BBC johnnies tossing on 24/7 about when the new Royal parasite will deliver its first fart on an adoring nation. 100s of these slap head rear entry merchants on vast pay, perks and pensions on a simple shagging story!
Back to the beating heart of the already dated news facility with grungy news persons meandering up a staircase in the background. Now to the fake banter presenters. Wankers cannot read from an autocue without speeding up or slowing down. Learn how to sight read cunts! So there’s been a major nuclear disaster in China but who the fuck is that metrosexual cunt on the stairs?
Now a self congratulatory advertisement featuring our vastly expensive presenters with Mathew Amroliwala in very gay gloves.
We go to our slaphead camp cunt special give you the arsehole correspondent playing pocket billiards in a crap shopping centre in Salford – Salford? Where the fuck is that?
CUNTS 24/7 (at vast expense to johnny public)
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
While on the news, how about a recunt of Eaomon Holmes? Overpaid, uninteresting, fat, smug annoying Irish cunt, Now relying on SKYPE for the latest reports. He and the news team all useless cunts, Charlotte however would benefit from a very good seeing to just to get her mind right, perhaps straws can be drawn as to who can go first.
The loser can get that worn leather look razorback Jaquie Baltreao. Another annoying prized cunt.
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Well said Mr stoke. The lies and half truths they report and the constant pushing of their own twisted agenda make me sick. The whole country should boycott the T.V. license.
On an individual level Bill Turnbull is a wobble faced, bee wanking, fake Wycombe wanderers supporting, thinks he’s funny, know all cunt. Charlie Stayt is also a cunt and a smug cunt at that.
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Nicholas Witchell is a sycophantic, arselicking royalist cunt….
The way he kisses royal arse is sickeningly servile even by BBC standards…
Mind you, I wouldn’t mind giving Kate a good going over though…..
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