I’d like to make an advance booking. I nominate the Royal Baby.
Not that it can help being who it is. But this is no immaculate conception. We know its mother is not scared to flaunt it round a bit.
Someone should do us all a favour and misplace it in hospital, or pass it to someone else.
Before the servants and butlers bring it up.
Whilst it may insensitive to go for a baby, this is going to be a right cunt in its time, male or female. So let’s get in early.
Nominated by : Bloke in Holland
(Frankly, before it is even born I’m sick of the media coverage – Ed)
Yet another fucking free loading cunt, no disrespect to the kid, but your family are all inbread cunts, sponging off the working man, fuck you all you bunch of cunts.
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Royal commentators. Particularly Nicholas bumcrawl Kinnock lookalike cunt Witchell and Sky’s Alastair Bruce a class A sycophantic, toadying creep and a cunt of the highest order. Flag waving plebs standing outside the palace of cunts should also be cunted. Let’s hope it pisses down with rain again. Cunts the lot of ’em.
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I heard that there was a medical emergency during the labour and babe almost died. Fortunately the medics reacted quickly and removed an obstruction from his throat before he choked on it.
The object was later revealed to be a silver spoon.
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I heard that the silver spoon was up its arse ready for the royal arse lickers and all the other camp followers on vast pay and pensions that only see the light of day on these occaisions. Camp crawling cunts.
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Had to nominate this:
BBC Rolling News
Temperature rises, blood boiling, rest mist rising avoiding fucking BBC johnnies tossing on 24/7 about when the new Royal parasite will deliver its first fart on an adoring nation. 100s of these slap head rear entry merchants on vast pay, perks and pensions on a simple shagging story!
Back to the beating heart of the already dated news facility with grungy news persons meandering up a staircase in the background. Now to the fake banter presenters. Wankers cannot read from an autocue without speeding up or slowing down. Learn how to sight read cunts! So there’s been a major nuclear disaster in China but who the fuck is that metrosexual cunt on the stairs?
Now a self congratulatory advertisement featuring our vastly expensive presenters with Mathew Amroliwala in very gay gloves.
We go to our slaphead camp cunt special give you the arsehole correspondent playing pocket billiards in a crap shopping centre in Salford – Salford? Where the fuck is that?
CUNTS 24/7 (at vast expense to johnny public)
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Met the Earl of Dudley in the ‘Boiler Makers Arms’ once. Inbred cunt with six fingers on each hand. Even with six fingers he was a tight fisted cunt and never bought a round. You think on a royal stipend he could afford a pint of Bank’s mild. Anyway, waylaid the cunt in the ‘pisser’ and gave him a ‘Brummegen kiss’. Funny, but the cunt’s blood wasn’t blue after all.
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Not to knock inbreeding all the time – with six fingers the cunt can fist a filly and tickle its clit in one easy movement. I bet Darwin would have wanted a Dud for his collection.
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