Jamie Oliver [3]

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Jameeee fookin Oliver is an industrial-strength, weapons-grade cunt of the first order.

Just seeing the fat-tongued spastic sends me into fits of murderous rage, but hearing his cheeking fuckin chappy, mock cockney self-righteous bollox about turkey twizzlers and olive fucking oil makes me want to set fire to the cunt.

Calling his children Tinkerbell and Rumpelstiltskin would have been better than Buddy fucking Bear and Daisy Boo. I can’t remember what the twat called his other spawn, but being cursed with the surname Oliver and having that cunt for a father is enough to wreck anyone’s future. Except it won’t in their case, because as soon as they can operate a Kenwood Chef, monkey boy will lever them into one of his omnipresent shows and more talentless twats who were in the right place at the right time will spend decades pontificating about shit and get paid shedloads for it.

The world has gone fucking mad to let this fucker breathe, let alone breed.

Nominated by : Gordon Ramsey

(And his Italian restaurant in Cambridge is fuckin’ shite too! Ed.)

5 thoughts on “Jamie Oliver [3]”

  1. I concur wholeheartedly…he’s not only a cunting cunt but he eats the best cunting meats etc while I being a benefit crounging cunt can only afford to buy cheap cunt food at iceland….

  2. 20 quid for borlotti (whatever the fuck they are) beans on toast. 20 quid for a starter? Got a menu out of his gaff once just to see what the slobbering cunt was charging. Fucking chancer. I saw him outside his fifteen restaurant. An angry giro missing cunt was I, felt like punching the fake cockney cunt slobbering all over the street, shame on me for walking by. Calling your son Buddy Bear is an excellent example of this blokes extremely high cunt ness rating. Jamie you are a mockney, condescending, highly annoying cunt. Stick your ‘pukka’ food up your arse you cunt.

  4. Oh come on ! he’s not that bad everyone deserves a bit of mockney spit and gob in thier food. ok he’s a CUNT !!!!!!!!

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