Misery Me Musicians

leonard-cohen

Misery me musicians like Leonard ‘whinging cunt’ Cohen are a genre from the dark side. Dog’s died, facing a disbility allowance reappraisal and the bastard bailiffs are at the door again? Run a nice hot bath, get in, settle down and open your veins while playing any Smiths album in the background..

Or there is Mister Misery Lou (Berlin) Reed, Elvis (don’t make me laugh) Costello and old wail of despair Bawb Dylen. Point is for the depressing cunts our misery is their pension. Every time one of their songs is played they receive a royalty. Every time some poor punter fills his car up for the last time on the way to Beachy Head one of those cunts gets a royalty. Every time some terminally ill fucker buys a one way ticket to Switzerland one of those cunts gets a royalty.

Neil Young, Lou Reed, Joy Division, Katatonia, Morrisey…ja ja ve kill you without drugs here. Music to slit your throat to…

I can only bear to lift the coffin lid on a few of the misery merchants. I leave the rest to stronger cunters than I.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

2 thoughts on “Misery Me Musicians

  1. At least some of these sad cunts do away with themselves. Let us take hope and cheer in their sad awfulness. Where is dat cunt Ian Curtis? I’m hoping it was a cremation? Where is the Joy Division in dat?

  2. whilst there is no doubt in my mind the leonard cohen is a dead depressing cunt i would like to also add the band portishead. They must be the most depressing fucked up cunts i’ve ever listened to, they make the likes of that cunt cohen sound like a fucking party. In a nutshell, all dead depressing talentless cunts who name themselves after a town or indeed after themselves need an imagination injection ….. depressing bi-polar loving cunts.

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