Max (short for Maxwell –that name rings a bell) Keiser, zombie faced freak eyed co-presenter (with his embalmed looking missus Stacy Herbert) of the Keiser Report for Russia Today. This failed actor and commie mouthpiece cunt yank ex stockbroker and journalist looks like he is wearing Harriet Harman’s muff on his head. How he likes to toe the party line.

Keiser is the modern TV equivalent of Radio Tirana celebrated for its cold war broadcasts by a wierd androgenous Rosa Klebb soundalike denouncing all things capitalist. Well old Maxie spends a lot of time denouncing the Cyprus cash grab for Moscow and is celebrated in leftie green cunt circles for his exposes of financial shenanigans. Trouble is his true interest lies in wanking and arse licking those pillars of virtue, the Russian Mafia Oligarchs.

Go shag Stalin’s corpse you card carrying commie capitalist cunt. Or are you already married to it?

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke