Arthur Askey was an utter and total cuntybollocks.
Hello Play Cunts!
Now I’ve nominated this cunt before. But the cunts that administer this blog decided that ‘Arthur Askey da Cunt’ wasn’t cunty enough. Cunts. I freely admit that Arthur is no evil cunt, a paedophile cunt or a cunt’s cunt.
But yet his crimes against comedy, perpetuated over many years, have led me to believe that Arthur is a big hearted cunt. Not only was he a short cunt but he got a lot shorter when they cut off his legs.
A runty, sawn off cunt; a very short and unfunny cunt- what more do you need? ‘Busy bee, busy bee, sting all the cunts and sting me as well, cos I’m a cunt’. What a total cunt. Did I forget to mention that Arthur is a cunt?
Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon
Hold on FS! Some of us found a use for the cunt!
I had occasion to see Arthur ‘wheres my legs’ Askey at Scunthorpe rep on Wigan pier in 1842.. His act consisted of him rolling around the stage shouting ‘I’m a fucking wasp’. Of course at this stage in his career he had lost his legs, hence the rolling.
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Not a paedo cunt? Do some searches old boy. Material out there suggesting rather the opposite. Liked his Playmates under age. Ayeee thang you!
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