Monthly Archives: March 2013

Jimmy Carr (2)

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Jimmy Carr is a Cambridge cunt and former Shell marketing exec with a millionaire father. Well placed then to understand the woes of the world. He looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy with his hand up his own arse working his face. His persona is Botox max and is never seen without makeup (the poor cunt is getting a bit old and jowly to cut it with the yoof). He does do some real work though. He applies his own eyeliner!The tax dodge he now calls “a terrible mistake” as though someone from his cash savvy background could not be fully aware of a total scam scheme like that. It buggers belief.

The aging wanker’s latest tour is called Gagging Order. Well you make me gag cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Jimmy Carr is a smug, funny as diarrhoea, tax dodging type of Cunt.

I hope HMRC probe your face with a fucking shovel you tight arsed plastic faced Bastard. What a Cunt.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Grandad

Andrew Lloyd Webber

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I’d like to nominate that eerie looking frog faced gaping cunt Andrew Lloyd Webber for infesting the west end with his shite, ponsy musicals and for those cunty reality tv ‘find the next starring cunt for Joseph’s Technicuntor Cuntcoat’ talent shows with all those soulless looking, preening attention whore cunts dancing and singing like a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by : Redvers Whitehead

Comic Relief [2]

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Yet another load of fucking purile crap on the telly urging us to give our hard earned dosh away to a load of third world dictators all in the name of helping people whose own governments are too corrupt to help them in the first place.

And frankly anyone who joins in this steaming pile of shit waving a bucket or behaving like a cunt deserves to be branded as a brain dead fucking moron.

I’m off down the pub tonight so I don’t have to watch it – and anyone standing at the door waving a bucket is going to end up wearing it – up their arse!

Unfunny so-called comedian cunts. Chugger cunts. Joe public cunts. All just plain cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by : Dioclese

Edward Putman

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Edward Putman, Burglar, Rapist, Scumbag and previous resident of many of HMP is indeed a proper fucking low life Cunt.

Only months after being a fucking spawny bastard and winning £4.9M on the Lottery the Benefit scrounging fucker sticks in claims worth £13,000 before he is finally caught and done for Benefit Fraud.

A piece of shit well deserving of being kicked to Death. I hope his next stay in pokey ends up with a mass of Arse Banditry splitting his rectum to fuck. The Cunt.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Granddad