Keith Lemon

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Leigh Francis aka Keith Lemon aka Bo Selecta aka Cuntycuntcunt. The most unfunny pretend entertainer I have ever had the misfortune to change channels for.

Enjoys a succesful career being shit & unfunny. Entertains the gullible & unwashed.

Davina McColl (another cunt) kick started his cunty career.

Nominated by : KajaCunt

23 thoughts on “Keith Lemon

  1. Yep another cunt I don’t know. Looks like a kiddy fiddler. Nice hair though- would burn well.

  2. Twat of the highest order out cunts quite a lot of the other cunts on here

  3. You’ve nailed this one.

    In the Oxford English dictionary under the word “Cunt” there is a picture of this cunt.

  4. I totally agree Keith Lemon is a cunt, he just acts like a fucking retard and all his retard followers laugh along with him. So people who like Keith Lemon should be dubbed as a cunt. End.

  5. This cunt is as funny as a terminal illness he recycles the same shit jokes on the (far too many) shows that he’s on. He is on oxygen thief and I’m sure he is a rape child of that other cunt from Leeds Jimmy Saville!

  6. I resent it drawing breath and those retards who are ill enough to say he,s funny should,for all our sakes,be removedcfrom the gene pool…

  7. fucking hate the cunt. He is a fucking slime ball.if you are reading this Keith cunting lemon!!! Do us all a fucking Favour fuck off the TV now you unfunny cunt!!!you are the number 1 cunt in Britain!!!

  8. Undoubtedly a cunt.
    Not just Lemon but also his ‘creator’ Frances, who’s had a road closed in my village so he can enjoy private access to his tasteless chav-palace. Not just a bit of a cunt, he’s the whole deal: labia, clitoris, mons, hymen – the lot.

  9. I hate unfunny spackmo keith Lemon, i’d love to twat the cunt in the face with big bat with nails on it, then feed him Ant and Dec (also known as cunt and dick) then Lemon can shat out Ant and Dec, THEN use stupid unfunny cunt Lee Francis (aka Lemon) head as a shitty stick to poke Ant and Dic down the fucking skiddy toilet

  10. he is a low wit, lame, simpleton who made a load of money doing shit comedy. he has never been funny or original.
    everything he has been part of in his television career has been monumentally shit for one main reason….he was in it
    he is not just a cunt !! he is a rabid stinking infested talentless cunt

    • You have nailed it right there.
      There are cunts and there are cunts. However, this pathetic, pointless, thick, ugly, mindless, degenerate, talentless, sub human, little cunt outcunts all other cunts, from the beginning of time right up to and including the present day.
      The civilised world needs an entirely new cunt category for this cunt and his imbecile cunt fans.

  11. Bob Selectable was OK, but that wasn’t about him, more of taking the piss out of other celebs so he should accept that character is an unlikeable cunt that the powers that be who give him jobs don’t understand what most people want.

  12. Whilst I save the word “hate” for truly special people, I don’t like to toss that word around.

    I truly despise this cunt.
    Not only is he a terrible entertainer but he is bringing British society’s IQ down along with him, I would really enjoy breaking his jaw and grinding his teeth into powder.

  13. Keith lemon is such a fucking cunt, why he won’t just fuck off is beyond words, I cannot stand to look at his cunty face and cunt anus sucking voice drives me fucking mad

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