Chris Huhne has been approached to become manager of Portsmouth Football Club
They’ll take 3 points from anywhere…
Chris Huhne, putting the MP in HMP, the lying cunt.
…. is a cunt
Chris Huhne has been approached to become manager of Portsmouth Football Club
They’ll take 3 points from anywhere…
Chris Huhne, putting the MP in HMP, the lying cunt.
Pleased to see your Cuntishness back; about fucking time too tho. Now credit me with the fucking Dead Pool win you cunting bastards.
Regards
Ollie Burtons Grandad
PS Fucking well hurry up and get those outstanding cunts cunted; pair of cunts.
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Yes, yes, yes, sorry and all that.
Normal service will be resumed and etc etc etc
Did I say sorry? Yeah, did that. Check.
[looks at backlog of emails] FUCK
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Hi Ollie.
Yeah, it’s back. The Eye has been away for a while (hence the lull) and I’ve volunteered myself to help run this thing. Hopefully I won’t fuck up too much otherwise I’ll have to nominate myself!!!
Bear with us while we get back up to speed…
Dioclese
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Top Banana, Pleased to see things getting back to normal. My good wishes to you and The Eye.
By the way “The Conclave” nice one, you should cunt them all.
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About fucking time you cunt
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i didnt know i was still spreading the word about cuntishness. AND this couldnt have happened at a better time. I HAVE AND WILL OVER THE NEXT YEAR THE CUNTS OF CUNTS. We are talking cunt gp practices; cunts who work inMorrisons; cunt mp’s (not Glenda Jackson who id uncuntish for shopping at charity shops); the cunt clo; the clothes polics who told her to smarten up. The cunt who assessed my capability for work interview and the bigger cunts who turned my appeal down. The tribunal members are the most worthy uncunted members of this cunt spread social getup. They uncunted all previous decisions that the cunts had made before. until cunting next time. and if in doubt just say CUNT FACE CUNT YOU
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i didnt know i was still spreading the word about cuntishness. AND this couldnt have happened at a better time. I HAVE AND WILL OVER THE NEXT YEAR THE CUNTS OF CUNTS. We are talking cunt gp practices; cunts who work inMorrisons; cunt mp’s (not Glenda Jackson who id uncuntish for shopping at charity shops); the cunt clo; the clothes polics who told her to smarten up. The cunt who assessed my capability for work interview and the bigger cunts who turned my appeal down. The tribunal members are the most worthy uncunted members of this cunt spread social getup. They uncunted all previous decisions that the cunts had made before. until cunting next time. and if in doubt just say CUNT FACE CUNT YOU
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BIGGEST CUNT OF ALL. The Bigot Christian CUNTS who met in a bog, shacked it on and got married by a CUNT church preacher last week (he uncuntish wives not attending. And Cameron the cunt who legalised this cunty behaviour. Im an uncunted gay so homophobic mafia i am not. I can however at times be the cut of al cunts x
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Hugo Chavez, a left wing proper fucking chancer type of cunt. Salted a fuckload of Venezuelan Oil cash away no doubt but copped his fucking whack before he could spend it; ha ha fucking ha.
Best mates of the Iranian Islamic head shitpot President Ahmadinejad and the assorted Charlie Chan’s of Chinese foreign policy. One less cunt to worry about.
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Dead Pool Fucking 4
“Ollie Burtons Grandad on June 5, 2012 at 3:14 pm said:
Clive Dunn 92 not out but has to pop his clogs soon for fucks sake”
The fucking winner I reckon
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Just updated, Ollie.
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Dominic Littlewood isn’t a cunt. Cunts are useful. He’s a big mouthed dwarf who plays the pushy hard man when he has a few minders with him.He hasn’t got the balls to run his gob off when he’s alone. He’s a scumbag.
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